Luka
LukaEardley
Everything you shall witness below is all banter. My life is not a joke it's just a joke❤
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I want that 8 inch dck, ??
Same
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Congrats on your science mark??
Thanks??
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What quote do you live by?
"Don't be an A$$hole, treat people well and don't give a sht about those who aren't worth your time and effort" -Luka
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You honestly deserve so much more and deserve to be treated way better and I'm sorry that you don't get that?❤️
Thank you?x
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What type of people annoy you the most?
Fake people, people who say they're different but there exactly like every other A$$hole out there. Mostly people who blatantly lie and go behind your back
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Why don't you ever post pics of yourself on IG?
Don't really care about it
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What do you wish your parents understood?
How to use a condom
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Thank you for everything you do for me and for everyone else, you're such an amazing person with such a good heart❣️ vongais
Thank you kurva❤️
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Closet friends?
Jaryd, Dylan, Antonio, and the rest know who they are
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You're such an amazing guy??
Thank you??
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Why you always in Qaylahs story?
??♂️?
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I found that meme page about u ?
That's great dude??
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Can I sit on your face?
What is up with you people?
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Why haven't you been answering your qoohs?
Forgot the deatails my dood
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Virgin?
Virginia? That's a southeastern state of the U.S.
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What is your number one rule?
Diedericks for president
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What should be free, but isn't?
Oreos
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I heard you're the meme king/lord?
That would be correct??
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Vegetable Mexicans or just vegetable people?
Why not both
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What would you do if you had no fear ?
Facing fears and overcoming them to experience true freedom is the only way to live. If you had no fear life wouldn't be as fun
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Why are you single?
dck so big it could kill someone
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What's the best luck you have ever had in your life?
Some crazy sht has happened in my life, like one in a million type of stuff?? Honestly hard to pick one
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When do you know you're in love?
Love? That moment you know you're in love is when you hopelessly fall in love with that person, you only realize it when every day you wake up and realize how happy you are that they're in your life, how when you see that person you get that smile on your face that makes your day, the fact that you would do anything in your power to make them smile and to make them laugh. How even speaking to them gives you butterflies in your stomach and they give you the happiest days of your life, and when that person says how much they love you and how amazing you are and they admit it, that's when you know you're in love. But unfortunately some people are blind and don't realize everything good in the world is right in front of them and they're to blind to realize it. That's why love is a btch
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What makes you instantly like a person?
-memes
-personality
-sense of humor
-if they make me happy
-memes
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What were you doing seven years ago?
If my maths is correct then 17-7=21?
That means I was still a wee las as they say? I don't have a memory of an elephant but I'm sure it would have been something along the lines of making Drug deals, dank cash and smashing all the hoes? So yeah I was playing GTA
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What is a waste of money to you?
Condoms... I mean ughhh
If you're rich af and you buy a couple million rand car now that's just a waste of cash
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What percentage is your phone's battery on right now?
0 so As low as:
My will to live
Amount of friends
fcks given
KD
Hotness (degrees cellcius)
Friends
Will to live
People who like me
FPS in CSGO
Money (rands)
Friends
Amount of EGD drawings I've done
Social status
Number of girlfriends
Life goals achieved
Looks
Hours used productively
Duck size (inches)
dck size (inches)
My reasons for making this list
Kills
Assists
English mark
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If you could be on the cover of any magazine , which would you choose ?
Soz I'm not hot enough to be on the cover of the magaizine. More like page 85 bottom left corner berries where no one can see?
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What little thing pisses you off greatly?
Not much. Just the sht most people do and the fact how people can go through life being an A$$hole and thinking how the world owes them something.
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Which word have you started using a lot lately ?
Send nudes?? Wait that's 2 words? Well then it would be dankest memes. Omg never mind?
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What is your New Year's resolution?
Have a killer bikini bod ?? I mean
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What's a big turnoff on the first date?
If she has a rucking oenis
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Who you like?
You know what, fck it I'll say it? I like Qaylah
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You like anyone at the moment?
Yes?
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You like anyone at the moment?
Yes definetly?? she's rucking amazing in every way? She knows I like her just hope she feels the same way about me??
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Qaylah?
Honestly, the most amazing and beautiful girl I've ever met and will ever meet?She's honestly so amazing in every way? To put it into simpler terms: dank af fam❤
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Please bruh im begging you dont shoot up the school next year
Don't come to school on Tuesday the 12 of march then??
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I just got blue balls pulling out of your mother cause I couldn't bust cause I don't wanna make another dissapointment like you
Father? Just in time for Christmas?
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Nobody likes you...you're f** with a skinny p****
It's you're *a f**?? And it's oenis not p****?
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If you had $100 for every girl you liked that didn't like you back you'd have enough to buy your "gaming pc"
Ouch..?
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You are actually meme
Only the dankest meme??
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You are DISGUSTING and if you had to be a vegetable you'd be mash potatoes:
1) Because you are just a disgusting person
2) you are white af
3) you should reenact the walking dead Glenn's death scene *a little hint, he had his brains bashed in*
Nice??
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Send me nudes you man child furry
?
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How much do you have in your bank account ?
Bruh it's in the negatives?
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Please tell me what's her name
Depends who's asking? DM me and I'll tell you? TBH I was going to let her know how I feel but she most likely doesn't like me? Life is such
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What's the girls name
I'm pretty sure you know?? her name ends in the letter O as in Mandingo?
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Roast continued final chapter: Actually I don't even know you that well, I'm just bored, hope I physiologically probed you?
Probe me ??
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Riast continued 4: The harsh truth is. You can't change yourself, you are and always will be, an underachiever... You lazy fck
Thanks❤️
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Roast continued 3: That's why you beg for people to make fun of you online, you're trying to figure out what you're doing wrong, and how to fix it.
This is somewhat false
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Roast continued 2: A child who wasn't afraid of what people would say about him since he had his life under control.
No ones life is in control they're never under control?
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you are worried about people with an EQ as low as your Ego is high. Making fun of your mothers appearance because you secretly believe she isn't the queen you thought she was from a young age through the starry eyes of a young child
Da fek? That's pretty deep
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Remember:
Sideways for attention
Longways for results
Always?
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Your parents got what many people call "A rip off"
Well I was adopted sooo??
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Send nudes I will +rep steam profile
?
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Can you test how many bottles of Bleach a human can drink before they die for me?
Already tried! Answer is 32
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How big was the Mandingo in you last night?
A solid 30'' on a 23'' screen
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If Anomaly were to suicide would you follow in his footsteps?
ANOMALY XD probably not life's a btch and then you die so why not ride the train to you're inevitable death?
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If you weren't born in the age of memes what would keep you alive?
Nothing I'd kms
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This girl doesn't like you f***** , I tore a hole through your mother with my massive Penile tube , I should've pulled out , you're the first thing to be conceived through an*** intercourse
Daddy? Is that you???
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fcking cantaloupe
Don't assume my gender you *****
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What do you think about the most ?
Life, this one girl?, overthinking sht, my future
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Who is this girl?
Someone amazing? She's perfect in every way makes me smile makes me laugh and not want to kill myself??
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Do you like any girls?
Yeah I do but I know she doesn't like me back? Shes perfect in every way and it's pretty fekn sht that she likes someone else?
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We'll forget you , I was going to let you tear the fabric in Pandora's box
I prefer Victoria's Secret? Who the fek even is this??
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Why aren't you replying to my questions , you don't know what you missing
You're and who the fek is this??
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List a few names of who you think I am and I'll DM you if you say my name
Dad? Is that you? After all these years??
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Can you tire a choke collar around my neck and make me choke and call me your daddy ??
That's pretty k**ky? Me first tho?
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Make me your C-U-M princess and I'll give you a hint to who this is, my name starts with N ?
Why just why...?
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Guess who I am cutie
No clue? Wtf are all these questions
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Make me your C-U-M Sluuuttt
Fire blanks soz?
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You're cute tbh
Thanks❤️ Don't know who this is but thanks?
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What's pissing you off right now ?
Life
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Do you hav a crush on qaylah ?
DM me and I'll tell you?
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What are you good at ?
Tripping on flat surfaces, singing we are the cool cats through a cone, making people laugh, failing at my multiple suicide attempts
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Daddy works a long day
He be coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
Why?
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I've waited for a long time
Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah
Stop?
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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
????❤️???
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If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?
Lightsaber from starwars? And the ring from DR strange forgot what it's called cos I'm dumb??
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Do you like any girls?
Only juan❤️ She's amazing just hope she thinks I'm not a f*****??
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Do you love me
New number who dis? DM me
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You look like a pale vegetable that should have been burnt in 2001
Nice??
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How did it feel to have your fetus poked with a coat hanger
Feelsgoodman