Luke Stafford
LukeStafford
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At what age do you want to get married ?
12
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Which friend would you take a bullet for?
All of em
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What annoyed you today?
This question
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Have you ever farted in public?
yeeee
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Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
This question
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What are you really good at?
nothing
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i will do no such thing
Pls jmz
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Preferably iced coffee
Preferably go **** yourself james
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Pour me an ice cold beverage peasant, or die.
I prefer lukewarm
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Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
Somebody's waterholed the poison!
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There's a snake in my boot
There's a boot in my snake
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KBS
Don't know what that means
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UK2K
Don't know what that means
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Your nose reminds me of a cat who forgot to brush his teeth for 4 weeks and 2 days, take that *****
My nose? Oh no! What do I do now? Nothing left to live for anymore
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This is Cam. If he's punched he'll probably cry
Aw yeah! Never thought of that!
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if you have kids the will be small until they grow up
I was tall in prep
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You remind me of a penguin, because you are short.
Yeah take that.
Does it hurt?
Good.
Kdotlol**********dotlolkdotdendot
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Dion Milo and you have butt *ex in the nostril.
How can you have butt *ex in the nostril? It's too different parts of the body...
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Eat a large salami and choke on it like you do with ****
Like earlier today?
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I hope you step on lego, with no socks on.
Too far. Might as well die right now
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who would you rather date?...
Black Michael Jackson or White Michael Jackson?
Black. And your do realise I'm into girls...
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1v1 me in guitar hero, through the fire and the flames on hard
get the plates because you're about to get served
Doubt it. I get over 50 note streak on slow ride easy
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tbh Georgie Rose:*
Good gal. Great to talk to. Best bloke eva
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boot or root Kim Kardashian
Banana
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This is Cam again. I did not ask the anonymous question about the unpunchable man. Someone is taking credit for my questions and solutions to world problems. Will the real unpunchable man please stand up.
what if he is punched? will the world get confused, eyes burst into flames, teeth fall out and commit suicide? thought so
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You ask for hate then you will probably make a status saying your sick of it or something and say you get bullied
um no. why would do that if i ask for it?
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This is Cam. Luke's jokes are great. Sorry Elise
fanks cam :*
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How you ever been bullied lel
mhm
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Who would you like thank today and what for?
the voice actor of shaggy. for living
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jks i love you xoxo Elise.xox
Naw
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luke you're such a f***** and i hate you and i don't know why i became friends with you, you're small and smell like poop and you cant tell jokes coz there all bad xx ily bish Elise.xox
My jokes are great
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I'm sending you heaps of HATE!! :D enjoy JoshGolf
-_-
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Ur so short omg ur ugly as well can't believe u hve friends ghee ily xoxo jayasavagee
ermahgerd. why do you even talk to be. you're so mean. what you said to me last night. never forgiving you
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I can spell lol I'm just a tad drunk of swag so bb pls.
"i'm so high" "what from" "swag"
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I like your eyelashes :) :')
naws :')
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BB pls.
Your perfect
bb pls. you're*
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Have you ever been bullied?
yep
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i'm taller then you Elise.xox
Doubt it
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What would happen if you punched an unpunchable man?
His eyes would melt and his teeth would drop out.
what would happen if you went back in time and killed you mother before you were born? the world would get confused and commit suicide
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The biggest mistake you made in your life?
replying to this
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f***** your such a little smart as* try hard ****
no need for inappropriate language thank you. :* thumbs up for the hate
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small ginger gay f**g
how am i ginger? cheers for the hate btw
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U r short
Love sam
ur a f**et. 2 gam from shorty luke
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you don't have swag :') you ugly poo
i know i don't have swag. i am swag
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hate gate
fishing bait
woah mate
there is some hate
i want real hate. please send me heaps about how chubby and small i am.
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Last time you cried?
When I saw your face
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sorry to be so mean, but I don't like you right big toe
Pretty much everyone doesn't like me so I'm used to it
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DID YOU KNOW
Mother ducks are the mothers of baby ducks
Prove it
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i want to lick your nipples and tickle you legs with a potato 8===D ( . Y . )
ily squid
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**** you luke
**** you too Elise
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you should go out with elise, you'de be cute :*
naw. i can't </3 me and Jaya are already together <3
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Any people you want to get close too who your not anymore?
Wouldn't mind people from primary school. Haven't talked to a lot of them in a while. Maybe people in my friend sort of group
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Favourite car?
Lamborghini reventon
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Girl bestfriends?
Jaya, Elise, Grace ghe
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Which celebrity would you leave your girl or boyfriend for?
me
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Who's your favourite ? Dion or I ? You have to pick me coz I'm your favourite :* Elise.xox
You're my fav xox :*
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What is success to you?
Success
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If you could delete one thing from this earth what could it be?
You. x
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Fav year 8s
Elise, grace and nick m8
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Your next smartphone?
mushroom soup
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The worst thing that happend to you this week?
this question
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Tbh me, ya f***** :* Elise.xox
really nice and funny. good to talk to. ily but i am swag and i choose who has swag. you have a little. :*
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Are you still friends with Olly, Blake and Jake? I never see you guys together anymore?
nah. not really
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The most boring person you know?
you xx
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tbh? :* Rohanambardar
ROHAN!!! you're such a good guy and you're good to talk to. best bloke :') ily 5 eva
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"I don't have swag, I am swag" Elise.xox
Pretty sure I am the Kong of swag. I was born with this and I can't take it away
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who do you sit with in classes?
Dion, Benny, Cassie, Jordy, Tom, cam. and others :)
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Tbh Dion
So nice and funny. He says the weirdest stuff at the worst time :') he's my bwi. But seriously... You s*ck
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Who r you going to the movies tomorrow with
a few people :) why do you care?
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Would you gecko Jamie?
gecko? i've never heard that so i have no idea what it means. :') gecko bahahahahahaahahaha
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YES! well its school holidays now :) Jamie.leee
Yeah! Tell me when you're at your nan's and we can meet up! :)
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misss youuu Jamie.leee
Aw. Same! We should catch up soon!
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Tbh meeeeee :') Elise.xox
Really nice and funny, don't know you too well yet but we should talk more :)
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The best movie so far in 2014?
Popsicles
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Your source of happiness?
Puns
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Why aren't you hanging out with jake, Ollie and Blake?
Because all they do is bag me out
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How much is enough money for you?
enough
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The greatest moment in your life ?
Answering this question xoxo <3
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who are your best friends?
Jordan, Josh and Dion m8. I don't really have best friends but they're good blokes
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What is your mother's name?
who cares?
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Who do you share most of your secrets with?
it's not a secret if you tell people m8
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Do you trust your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
yes. IF I HAD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What would you like to ask God?
make me taller or i will murder everyone you love
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How much is currently in your bank account?
$800 m8
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smart as*.
mr teddy is walking to your house now, we had an argument. Jamie.leee
:') OH NO!!! what about?!?!?!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WHAT IS BREATHING AHHHAHAHAHAHA OMG Jamie.leee
the process of taking air into and expelling it from the lungs