Luke
Lukeisnotahuman
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If money was no object, what would you do all day?
get a credit card
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Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
bear grylls
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Plans for the new year ?
wear more gucci
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Who have you grown apart from and who have you gotten closer with in the past year
i grew apart from alot of ****ty tittys and met a bunch of new ****ty tittys and ofc theres my butt buddies luigi and flan
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The best song in 2014 for you ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
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Your Dream Job?
anyone that knows me knows the answer to this
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What do you like about the person you dating?
the 420 inch long p**** in his pantyline
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"srs send me hate"
...ur dum
but seks
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The girk that hangs with you is ugly and such a whoooooooreeeeeee
yeah but mario is cool and gives great rimjobs
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why is Lloyd so hot?
why are you so jealous of his cone crunching power bruhhh?
i dont know why hes so hot maybe its the hair and i think his cone crunching power is fukin amazing he crunches *****es into their own mother
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If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
why does water splash up when you **** we have had this problem for years ****ing i shouldn't have to put toilet paper down ****ing fix that **** ***hole
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IM ****ING KAWAIII
i feel sorry for you then
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I CAN SING I SWEAR
UR THE ONLY FUKIN EXCEPTION MATE I FUKIN SWEAR ON ME MAM
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IM ORIGINAL
I LOVE ORIGINALITY I MARRIED IT WHEN I WAS ****ING 15 OKAY YOU DONT KNOW MY ****ING STORY
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What turns you off in a person ?
this might sound pretentious as all **** but being generally unintelligent is so unattractive. also if you use the word "screamo" you lose 11 attraction points
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did your piercings hurt?
like hardly at all, its totally worth it. who is this though im not gonna judge you i'm just interested.
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https://www.facebook.com/pasdeclash/photos/a.431294643657577.1073741825.239755226144854/652071878246518/?type=1
holy **** i laughed so hard
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you love me bby, i would send you a tit pic but nah
Now i'm just disappointed
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Botdf
bees on the ****butt face
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what piercing do you plan on getting?
anything anyone pays for, more cartlidge ones maybe one lobe a lip anything really.
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can i see photos of ur piercings
do you have me on snapchat?
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lemme get this straight
you have one conch on each ear and you have an industrial on one ear along with one of the twos conches
jesus
nah i have 1 industrial and 1 conch. im getting more soon
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Which friend would you take a bullet for?
pretty much any of them i think.
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What annoyed you today?
mr hill
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How many kids do you want to have?
negative 3 ;)
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What makes people boring?
Being too nice or accepting things to easily
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What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?
i wouldn't kill my family i guess
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Friend you cannot live without?
i'm literally perfect and need no one.
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http://i.imgur.com/b1Rcb.gif
Ily
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how many piercings do you have in ur ears?
Two, conch and industrial (the industrial goes through two holes though) im getting more whenever I can
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do you have a tatt?
Hahahahaha no I wish
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What would you have the worlds economy based off of instead of gold and the petro dollar and why? Also what is the best fart and why
M12891764286189467892614619264
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What would you have the worlds economy based off of instead of gold and the petro dollar and why? Also what is the best fart and why
an*** *ex because i would own everything, and obviously the loud public ones.
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favest fangirl?
if you mean like my fav fangirl of me then its gotta be Emma cant keep the **** off me
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Have you ever farted in public?
girls dont fart
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dw man even if it is gay who cares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6bGW4ShpNU
**** i grew up on this video its so ****ing good the symbolism is just ****ing fantastic
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Ur chest tatt is gay ur gay
Chicken ****
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A super power you wish you had?
The power to ask good questions
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you cant im not allowed on social media matey, i have a fake fb but dont laugh at me okay
Vorohah
fukin add me on it when you're done with your social media ban
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It is hard to believe she looks so innocent there. I deleted facebook also Vorohah
im gonna skype you and you'd better have a fantastic reason m8ty
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlJ5CjIwqmU she wants to go behind the chook shed Vorohah
jesus she is a fetus and should not go near the chook shed also please download this and use it to embarrass her in about two years
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What are you really good at?
ur mum
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you jealous
You're* and of what your ability to misspell simple words?
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would you **** a black abortion?
Yes i don't discriminate
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What pisses you off the most?
people generally
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WhaaT HAS DRINKING MILK GOT TO DO WITH BEING A MAN
MILK ****ING DRINKER I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH THE FIST OF THOR AND THE POWER OF ODIN WITHIN ME
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why don't you wear a bra... what about all the support
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SBzGKIXUjY i do not need support i am supported by the milk jugs of my enemies
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What's your bra size
I AM A MAN I DO NOT DRINK MILK AND I DO NOT WEAR A BRA
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you dont drink milk... GOOD
whats it to you, kiddo. DO NOT EVEN CONTEST ME
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The biggest mistake you made in your life?
non i am perfect
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Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
haha then what ;)
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that means your calcium is low so that explains why your hair and nails are so dry
no i get my calcium in other ways ;)
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i saw the way emma was rubbing you, you got such a hard on ,she should have blown you off after school and swallowed your jizz
actually i agree she should have ill make sure to let her know, thanks!
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Why don't you drink milk?
because milk is a girls drink and i am a man, milkdrinker
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nothing wrong with crying when appropriate
i am a man i don't cry or drink milk
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HAH THATS RIGHT YOU DONT HAVE ONE
HOW ****ING DARE YOU, YOU FILTHY ****ING **** I WILL FIND YOU AND ****ING BREAK IN YOUR KNEE CAPS YOU SLOW READING **** SAUSAGE SISTER SHREDDING NERF HERDER
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how is your sister?
mazza don't go there
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you confuse me
http://www.gumtree.com.au/
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You don't have to buy my stuff just ignore it
tongue punch her fart box
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Ever been with a black man before?
you tell me ;)
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such is life
you only potatoe once
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You learnt part of my by neck deep u fgt
part of my is such a good song! you **** spell your own terrible songs names please
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Last time you cried?
also the last time i drank milk, never. crying is for the weak and its a harsh world out there. if you cry first you die first
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Favourite car?
red ones bc they go faster
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My v*****l lips are spread for you
can they do homework because i would rather that right now
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your a horrible person
you're* pls baby you can do gooder in school
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you gotta push on through
you're beautiful
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Are you secretly a rhino
well grey unicorn but yes i am
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What upsets you?
not butts
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Pretty girls in yr 10?
Eliot J, me, me, me, not lucy or keire.
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omg I bet u kiss girls fgt
i only kiss potatoe
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What is your weakness?
butts
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r to the h to the short term for overdose
i understand
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who would be the cutest couple
Will and sarah just saying
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Lol u smell like butthole
Fukin rood
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Xiii is uncomfortable
Xiii better GET THE **** OVER IT
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gayest **** out ay lad staunch bltiz blitz soup soup YAC CREW
what the **** does that even mean lol
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Favourite year 9's
i only know Xiii and megan and they both smell like butthole
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that wasnt even me who said that you fgt\/ mario1998
nah ur a ***** fgt come at me
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been this way since 18, but lately
but lately furby
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they say shes in the class a team
this sounds like a Taylor Swift song
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why are all New Zealanders called thomas ?
because of the 20 inch p****es i think
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you creep me out so ****ing much
it just means i'm achieving what i want
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go have sseexx with mario
hes tired since last time
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pathetic
you looked beautiful today
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doog such an attention seeker
nah i changed my name to lion now
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What is success to you?
having 300 wifes and being king of the universe
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ur da *ex
- Alex
wow ty alex E>
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If you could delete one thing from this earth what could it be?
new zelanders
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How awesome are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
just when you think the questions cant get worse somehow they do.
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The worst thing that happend to you this week?
cant say i can name just one