Qoohme

What freaks you out ?

Fat people jogging

guess whos back, back again, luke is back, tell a friend
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Don't think the song ends like that darl

Fgt

Ily marisajane

ily

Would you slap a parent for $30 Million ?

**** oath **** i'd just give them like half and they would be happy as **** aye

Something you wish to have but cant afford?

a kit kat

name something about you no one knows?

i put milo on icecream sometimes

i want you on my vag but every time i make moves you wont take thing srs **** f***in just lick me out alrdy xx

im always down for a root **** what you on about

have you ever sneezed so hard that you lost your virginity?

i hope your mum didnt sneeze

thoughts on nippazzzzz?

no bad

how was your day?

you asked me this in the morning. You f*****

whos your favourite person in the entire world?

edward scissor hands

what music do you listen to?

rihannah and lady gaga

hobbies?

wanking, masturbating, slapping Bit**es with my ratty

whats your shoe size? Beldog

11
as many inches as my d***

Do they have toilet paper in Canada?

No they use leaves.

Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?

Because when you\'re eating dirt that means you must have injected meth within the last few hours, its the meth dont the dirt

What do prostitutes wear during winter?

What they where during summer just with a k**ky leather jacket i guess

If a two year old hands you a toy phone do you answer it?

How do you know i have a two year old in my basement

If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?

you can listen to movies on planes and they go pretty fast. So yes

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

i\'ll built you in a minute. Oops did i say built i meant belt

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

Cant cure it so. No. idiot

What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

i came first ;)

Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

They have spider powers

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

A copycat

tell me what your saying is

piss n f***in patatas mate

dog

Woof woof flea bag

Legit thoughts on dobbie?

dobbie the cat or dobbie the dog

I WILL RI P YOUR Dic* OFF AND FEED IT TO YOUR dOG

too late i already did that yesterday

well this is f***in shi* lozdogin8or

send it anom mate

good lozdogin8or

bad

I gotta question if I may. Is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend and watch his butt butt when he tees off? Hannnahmarie

But, but i aint done yet

will you be at floods tomorrow? lozdogin8or

YE

so a little bird told me you were f***ing gay was it telling the truth or what? lozdogin8or

Birds can only talk if you're on meth lauren

slip on me t*** and call me an an** you are bawdy

yes sir

come over and we can play singstar maybe some guitar hero

Ok can we also play fist the arsehole?

hey bby im a single 23yr old male black and hornier than the devil <3 lets fuk

lets go romeo

are you a lonely boy? Hannnahmarie

no im loney island

so one f***in day right, this hot as chick pops up at your front door and your all liek "woah girl" and u invite her inside and she walks into your kitchen and looks around then pops out your Dic*hole.

yep you're 110% on the money

so, if i came to your house, jumped in your bed lukie what would u do? u know who this is ;) <3 <3 xxx

Dont send questions twice i dont like the look of its head

so, if i came to your house, jumped in your bed lukie what would u do? u know who this is ;) <3 <3 xxx

I\\\'d f***ing belt you on the snout and f*** your arse ****

legit thoughts on bozza aye

bozza the cracka ma87

Dont f*** my cat please Hannnahmarie

awh mate that was a question i am sorry but i will be f***ing dobbie up the arse tonight

Legit thoughts on Hanny Fanny?

I would not wipe my arse hole with hanny fanny.
Actually i would not wipe my dogs arse with hanny fanny