Michael Berg
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First letter of your crush?
Who said I have a crush?
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Name the ex you'd date again if you had the chance
Hmm. There is a couple of them
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What's the rudest thing a guest has done at your house?
Vomited and then denied it
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What was your first relationship like?
Yeah, because that's what I do with my life.
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If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
I wouldn't die so I don't think I need to worry
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Last great thing you did ?
Anything I have ever done
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Describe your life in 3 words
"You're entirely bonkers."
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What type of people bore you ?
Everyone
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What do you hate about yourself ?
Nothing I am perfect.
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Thoughts about Game of thrones season 5 finale ?
I watched it 5 times cause I hate that terrible show.
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What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Dealing with your ****ty questions
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
The one about your life
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God dammit Henry. He's gonna make you his *ex slave, gonna gargle mayonnaise. Unless we bust a massive monster mammoth jam.
Look you have been through so much ****. I deactivate lazers with my ****. Like you are gunna ever take me doooooown. I will bend you over then I'll take you to brown town.
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NOOOOOO!!!
C'mon Henry, bring the thunder.
There's just no way that you can win, that was a master piece. I rock to hard because I'm not a mortal man.
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If you could choose any of your friends to be your servant for a day, who would you choose and what would you make them do?
I can't wait to take Henry back to hell I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel! I am not sorry Henry, not at all.
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What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
Years, I don't bath, I shower. You have a bath and it's like germ soup but you shower and it all gets washed off you.
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If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
As old as I want to be
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Why don't you like anyone at the school?
I don't like anyone at the school because there are people like you there
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Who was your first crush ?
This blonde girl from primary school, she was really cute and nice... we sorta stopped talking a while before I moved
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What profession would you not like to do?
Something boring
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What could you talk about forever?
Bioshock series.
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Ever have an ex and wonder what theyre doing, who theyre with?
I have had an ex, but I don't really wonder what they are doing or who they are with, I mean I wish them well so I just hope they are with someone who isn't using them, that's about it.
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Who is the person you look up to?
Well, you see I have thought about this time and time again.I have never come to the decision of who is the person I look up to, I think the "person" I look up to is a group of people, using different parts of who they are to make a person. Example, I look up to hunt when it has to do with philosophy. Stacey when it comes to being who I want to be. To tell the truth, I think almost if not everyone I have spoken to and deal with on a regular basis has changed me and made me aim toward something, thus creating this person I look up to.
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Michael, you're a good friend, and I know that you mean no harm with the things you do. You can take it too far, sometimes, but we all do. I wouldn't hold it against you for a second.
Exactly we all take things a little too far some times. So why worry about it. I mean there are people who do things that are too far a lot. Some of those people are popular and others aren't. My point is everyone makes mistakes, and don't think that it doesn't weigh on them heavily. I know there is one thing that I regret no matter how many times I say sorry and it happened over 6 years ago. Thank you whom ever said this.
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When we chat on fb you R soo diff to when we talk in person... Why's that so?
That would be because in person I don't take a few extra moments before I speak. I also don't get to look at what I am about to say and decide if I think it's good or bad. The difference is that I act first and think later.
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I don't think you're an ***hole, but people would appreciate it if you wouldn't be such a bully sometimes.
Yeah, no I know, it's just the way I am though
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can people leave Michael tf alone. he has the sweetest heart.
Well thank you. I like my heart as well.
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No ****head people like you are the problem. Wont leave lovely people alone. Bullying them for no reason. Yeah take a good look at yourself you're the problem.
Yeah thanks, I know I am the problem and I enjoy it, but can you say in any way that you are part of the solution, have you in any way ever helped anyone? Because I know I have. So keep calling me the problem and telling me how bullying a person for no reason (Example what you are doing right now) is the problem that I am causing. Almost all things I say are said in Jest.
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Youre a lovely guy. Why are people being ***hole??
Because they are being those people who take everything I say as though it were from that movie where no one can lie. So they think everything I say about myself and everyone else is what I actually think of them like, even though they don't ask how I think of people
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And this is why nobody likes you... Rude, annoying and up himself. Nobody wants "that" friend.
I like how my personality is based on these questions that I am not taking at all seriously
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Notice how nobody is being nice to you? You're the problem, not them.
Or maybe it's just that they are all jealous of how I am god
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First letter of the girl you have a crush on
M
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You're socially awkward
Oh well, you know **** happens
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I thought you are God?
I am, Hence my crush on myself
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A friend you once had a crush on ?
God
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You're kind of an as*. If you were a bit nicer then maybe girls would consider you more.
Thanks for pointing it out, I will put your opinion where is belongs. On the fridge of shame. Just like all your other life achievements. That's another one you can look back on.
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A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
I make terrible jokes, like your questions
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So your crush is Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim. Nice taste.
No, no, no. My crush is Mary Elizabeth Winstead
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What colour hair does your crush have?
BLUE and black, and at different times different colors like Pink and Green
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Aka has no interest in you. Lmfao.
Well, no, I don't have a crush. I never did, go back and read the two letters as though they were one word. M.E. as in Me, myself. Everyone who hasn't gotten that Aka, you, is an idiot.
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So y is crush not youre gf?
Because Because my crush is like my pet penguin
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WTF u like a lassy because she has ARMS????!!
**** reason
Are you offended because you don't have arms?
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Lmfao i stil dunno who it is
That's the point
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Do a tbh on your crush. I wish to guess who they may be.
I love her hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other I love her eyes and their blueish brownish greenish color I love it when she smiles, then she smiles wide And I love how her torso has an arm on either side.
Who do you envy and why ?
No one, I am happy how I am
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Yea lmfao ur never ggoing to be looved by ur crush with that personality
Thank you very much cutie <3
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Do you usually pare up your friends..?
I don't know what you mean but yes anyway
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Are you into bdsm?
I dunno, maybe could be, don't know
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Wtf you like a chicks personality not hair
Was I saying it was a girl? Maybe it's a mother ****ing Alien and their personality is defined by their hair, so deal with that ,you evil witch
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Would you rather sit on a **** and eat a pie or eat a **** and sit on a pie? And why?
I don't like pie, and I don't think I want to sit on you.
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Tell us about your crush
Nice hair... the person has nice hair
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Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
217... Cause why not
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What do you like most about your crush?
I could tell you but then I would have to kill you.
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Go **** yourself you dumb **** s*cker
You may be talking to the wrong person, look in the mirror and repeat your comment.
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DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqDy3vcWxiw
THE ROCK SAYS. THE ROCK SAYS, THE ROCK SAYS
The rock is cooking your mum
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Do you have a crush on anyone?
Quite so, not the one I had a crush on originally but yes I do have a crush. Or at least what one would call a crush
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He wouldn't chuck as much wood as a person who needs to make a living by chucking wood.
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When was the last time you cried and why ?
The last time I cried was just after birth, I cried one tear and haven't done so since.
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Do u like me?
Yes, just as much as I like telling people they are wrong
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Wait, wait, you don't like big boo*s? What?
I just don't find them attractive, I mean I like normal breasts not like watermelon sized piles flesh. I mean am I not allowed to have my own opinion?
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Honest opinion on saten
Nice, is good
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Do you jerk yer gerkin
I don't have any Gerkins
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Honest opinion on Jazmin Moore?
Same as before
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Yo um you're pretty cool I was talking to you constantly on fb for a while and then that stopped and I don't remember why. If you can guess who I am, you should send me a message and we should chat again because that was fun. :p
I do wish I could figure it out, but there are always people with whom conversations end and thus I find it hard to figure out who this is, I also just woke up as well so yeah. If you message me I would be delighted to keep talking though
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boo*ies or the buttox
I prefer personality but if not then I must admit a nice buttox is rather attractive. However I do not find enormous breasts attractive so that's a thing.
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Is your winky woodle large enough to satisfy
I hope so, if not that is also fine, I am not all that fussed about stuff like that.
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Honest opinion on Jazmin Moore?
I think she is a pretty cool dude and she likes Chinchilla so that is also cool, I think she is a cool person I guess.
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Am u r satin is u horn Dave Grohl iz saten
He is fake, I am real. Thanks
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What is your biggest success up until now?
Not killing everyone I see
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R u luv satan?
I am luv Satan, I actually am Satan. You all keep pronouncing my name wrong. It's Sat-ann
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What do you love the most?
Well, I probably love the basic things I need to be able to live, cause without them I wouldn't be able to love anything, and they ask nothing in return, talk about an all loving thing.
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Where do you want to live when you older?
I don't really care as long as it makes me happy to be there
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What would you suggest everyone try ?
Everyone should try doing something they love.