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(Part 2) I just don't know why I can't get over you. I just don't Belive what people say about you. Well fu¢k that's what I wanted to say :)
I appreciate this and all but I really love my boyfriend and no matter who this is, it's not gonna happen any time soon. Sorry man, hope you find someone x
I don't Belive the person that told me that
Cool man
Would you say yes if I asked to be friends with you
Yeah man
So today I found out that you have ****ed a lot of guys
The only person I've ****ed is Ur m0m #fknrekt
What do u like to eat from Maccas?
Anything and everything
If I could give you $100 million you'd be beautiful in a giant pool and mansion
If you could give me $100 million we can live in it together
What makes you angry?
Ignorant people and people who are rude on person
What will you give me if I come visit? Other than food?
Nothing probs
Maybe I'll come visit you at work on the weekend lol
Please do!
How do you stay so skinny!?!?!??!
I have no idea, I literally live off Maccas
Do you feel as beautiful as you are in every sense of the word? If not, why not? And is there anything I can do to make you feel as wonderful as you ought, as wonderful as you make all of us feel?
No I do not feel beautiful and you could always give $100 million so I can be ugly in a mansion with a giant pool
Jesus knows the right place to buy chicken
Tru
What's your plan for the weekend?
Working most likely wbu
Hey beautiful, hope u feel as lovely as you truly are for everyone else. I wish you'd give me a hug, I love you unconditionally always and only want to make you happy :)
I'd hug you if I knew who you are, just sayin. Thanks for the beautiful message x
Wtf work at KFC they looking for workers
Red rooster stuffed bro
Yeah nah probs not
KFC is better than red rooster
Wtf you need Jesus
I love you more than Red Rooster chips and our **** Butt children :'(
Red rooster chips are reaaaally good though so I don't know if I believe you :///////
Plus I can't message you I don't have facebook anymore 907236
Damn iiiiitttttttttttttt.
When we were talking earlier in the year I was so in love with you. You were always in my head, and every time we spoke it lit up my day. And then one day, you just stopped replying, and you broke my heart, so cheers xoxoxox
Yeah so I have a feeling I know who this is and if I'm right, we were talking for barely two days so I'm not sure how I broke ya heart :////
If I'm wrong, sorry but I don't even remember. My bad.
Sorry but I'm not gonna tell you who I am
Don't want people to know 907236
You could message me? I wouldn't tell anyone.
One thing you like about yourself?
My belly button is alright
Sorry won't tell you who I am
But I have seen you around
I wag school too and I do it a lot
Duuuude pleaaaase
Can't deal with hating-anon. Seriously would love to see their face.
Same haha id love to see their face getting smashed into a brick wall though
I wish what you say is true. But I'm really messed up
I wanna know who you are so I can hug you
I'm not a great person I'm actually pretty ****ed up myself
I'm sure you are a great person and you just can't see it. Nearly everyone is ****ed up in some way so don't worry man
Sorry can't cheer you up and give you comfort I would if I could
Just saying stuff like that cheers me up. It's nice knowing people care
To this anon person, have you even ever seen Maggie and her sisters???? If you have and you think they're ugly then you must be so ****in blind because they're the most beautiful girls I've ever seen
Thankyou so much, beautiful anon
Ily
You are a beautiful smart and funny girl just ingnore what they send they should be on there knees begging for an apology from you
And I don't know what your going threw but if I could I would help you :)
You are a great person and I love you a lot
Who ever said Maggie is a **** and her hole family is ugly should beg for an apology from her and also Maggie is funny smart she can do what ever she wants so what she doesn't go to school
If only you knew how much this means to meeeeee
Who is the most attractive male at your workplace?
I personally like the salad roast chicken roll the most
half of these haters are probably twelvie//treehuggers who think they're so tough bc they're on anon, swerve. nyaakongg
Hahaha true af
Maggie is too hot to trot fućk off haters xxx nyaakongg
Haha love you nya x
HAHAHAHAHAHA funny c u n t :')
:)))))))))))))))
Oh yea you'll be more educated then me yea
Your sister is ugly too, just like your whole family xx
HAHAHAHAHA if she's ugly, you must look like dog ****. She's literally a model you dumb ****. She gets her photo taken because she's so hot.
Even if I am "uneducated", at least I'm a decent human being unlike you, ****.
Wow Maggie isn't even close to being a ****t, and she will probably be a model just like her sister when she is older because she is stunning and if you disagree the you are a very jealous and stupid person and I bet you look like a mole rat xoxo
Thanks man ily xxx
Get ****ed you uneducated s l u t
You are probably going to sell your body just to get money survive i n b r e d
Haha what I do is none of your business. And I'm probably more educated than you'll ever be.
Why do you 'hate' school? You live in Australia, the land of the free, where people are allowed to do great things and achieve greatness, and you are taking it all for granted. Why aren't you taking what life has to offer you?
Seriously man, get f ucked. You obviously don't know me so I'm not even going to bother trying to explain this to you.
Would you be coming tomorrow? You can be a yellow **** butt :)
Yeah probs
If they try and scare you into having to attend so you can "graduate" or pass year 10 it's all just a big joke
I'm beyond the point if caring whether I graduate or not. I'm just gonna lay in my bed until I die
Why don't you go to school very much?
Because I hate it
You are uneducated
Yeah pretty much
It's just that I never see you around or I would! Where do you hide to, or do you just not come to school?
I don't come to school very often but when I do, I'm pretty much always in the canteen
The days that i see you come to school which is quite rarely i can't keep my eyes off of you, like whenever i walk past you i wish i were man enough to say hi but i'm just too shy of what you might think of me. You are perfect.
Pleaaaassee doooo ittt. I literally spend my lunch times alone in the canteen and it would be really nice to have someone to sit and chill with :(
You have such a beautiful spirit, really lovely and it blesses everyone when you cross their path it lights up an otherwise dark world
Are you coming up with this stuff yourself? It's fantastic and soooooooo kind
Do u have a big bed and is it comfy? My bed is crap
It's not super comfy but I'm used to it now
I think I've finally bored you to death or sleep. I apologize for your highly premature demise, the world shall mourn for the rest of eternity for such an awful loss of someone so beautiful.
you have not bored me to death or to sleep but I am quite tired from school and work so I actually am going to have a long nap but you should definitely consider talking to me. Preferably in real life since I'm horrible at messaging and inbox thingys. Goodnight, you wonderful person and don't forget that you are great x
What place do you really love?
Comfy beds
I'm an awful person. I try to be a good one however I can though. Do you like guys based on their personality mostly?
I don't believe that you're an awful person unless you abuse animals. Looks are only temporary but personality is forever
How do u keep warm then?
Blankets
I'm glad I've made u happy, that makes me happy!
ALL THE HAPPY
Sending virtual cuddles to keep u warm!
Aw yisss
No heater in your room?
Nah man, the struggle is real
Lol you're a se xy noodle...
Cheeky
Hey I try to do that every day - all I want is for other people to be happy. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't. Mostly I do it so they can be happy though
Well it's working now because I'm super happy because of you and your messages.
You seem like a great person
So PJs tonight cos its really cold?
Hell yeah, I'd freeze my t*** off if I didn't. My room is so freakin cold
I promise I'd always want to sweep you off your feet and do amazingly romantic things because you're an amazing princess, but you would never let a loser like me treasure and adore u like that :(
Then message me you silly noodle, it'll never happen if I don't know who you are?
If you could make sure every human being had one improved quality, what would it be and why?
I'd just want everyone to be more selfless and do nice things for others without needing something in return
Do u wear PJs?
When it's super cold
What movies do u like?
Scary movies or action movies or funny movies
What's your favorite pizza?
Hawaiian
What do u mean if ppl mean what they do or say?
Like, i want them to be romantic and do special things because they genuinely want to, not because they think they have to and stuff
What are the other 4 things in your top 5 fav things to do?
- eating junk food
- sleeping
- being on the internet
- doing makeup
I wish I was as clever and funny as you
I bet you are more clever and way funnier than me but you don't realise it
Do u secretly wish u were a sloth? Omg how amazing would that be!
Who wouldn't want to be a sloth? They sleep all day, poop once a week and eat flowers
What's your ultimate bf like?
I don't have a set criteria for a "perfect" bf. We just have to like/love eachother a lot because then the rest doesn't matter
What's your idea of a perfect date?
Pizza and movies in bed
Omg I always dreamed of having 14 kids and two pet goats. Are they all called **** Butt?
**** butt junior
Sorry if I'm too serious or too frequent with the qoohs, haven't given you a chance to make the world a better place with that wonderfully hilarious sense of humour you have :)
Nah I like them, they're fun to answer
What do u like to imagine?
Being rich enough to buy endless pizza
Do u like cuddling?
Cuddling is in my top 5 favourite things to do
Are you a romantic?
Yeah but only if people mean what they do or say
I'd take care of any kangaroo who even though about laying its paws on you! Do you like another cuter, less dangerous animal? Lol
My hero x
I like the slow loris and sloths
Do u answer all your qoohs?
I try to but some of them are silly or rude or pointless
Y aren't u asleep now silly billy
I'm enjoying your messages too much
This world's an ugly place, but someone as beautiful as you is its saving grace
I'm glad I'm sitting alone in the dark because my cheeks are bright red
You're the loveliest lazy poo I know and I mean that in the nicest possible way haha
Hahaha best compliment I've ever received
Y did u have a bad day gorgeous?
It was just a dumb day, nothing in particular
Why you like Black Current chuppa chips? Cola is betttterrrr
Cola is a close second but Black Current has a special place in my heart and my tummy
There's nothing I'd love more than to be boring with you...but I'd bore you to death so we wouldn't get to hang out that long together :'( Plus you'd hate me in real life
Uh you don't know that for sure! What if it turns out that you're my soulmate and we get married and have 13 kids and 2 pet goats
Do you have a good imagination?
Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't. Depends what mood I'm in
Then after our day of walking hand in hand and loving the amazing scenery we'd curl up and cuddle beside a really warm awesome fire!
This is romance at its finest
I'd love to take you to the Grampians so you can pat the kangaroos and you can have all your Mum's fav lollies after we walk the peaks together and appreciate the beautiful views - well, I would have the most beautiful one ;)
God damn this is so romantic but the kangaroos are actually kinda scary and im pretty sure they'd beat me up
What's your worst habit?
I'm late for everything and usually it's because I'm sleeping
Have you ever met a hard working poo? How is that different from a lazy one? Like if you are constipated is that a hard working one?
Very good questions, though I'm too lazy too come up with a good reply
I didn't know my name was Jesus....
Well maybe if you told me your actual name.....
Thanks for the Maccas buddy :p NickConstantin
Thanks for the 5 bucks man :)
What's one thing you'd never do?
Clean my room because I'm a lazy poo
Are you heaps swaggie 'cos your Maggie?
Yeah man. When I'm eighteen I'm going to legally change my name to Swaggie Rose Bant
Do you believe in love at first sight? For non-chocolatey and non-elderly people...
Nah, I believe in like at first sight but I don't think love should be an instant thing
What do you love doing?
Sleeeeeeeepiiinnggggg
Do you believe in karma?
Not really but I'm open-minded
Add randoms on Facebook?
Sometimes, I don't really care about fb that much so it doesn't worry me
Life philosophy?
Live slow, die whenever
Worst memory?
Finding the body of my missing cat when I was like 10 was pretty f uckin traumatic
Best travel experience?
I went to the Grampians for like 2 weeks and the house I stayed at had like 50 Kangaroos just hanging out in the backyard and one time I woke up and there was one right out side my window, like if there was no wall, I could've touched it.
Also it had three pet sheep that we were allowed to feed and play with and it was sooooo cool. Also there was emus
This is a really long answer but it was such a cool experience so idc
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