Magaidh Gordon
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What have you always wanted ? Did you ever get it ?
I've always wanted to beat Majora's Mask without a walkthrough. That day has yet to come.
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If today was your last day, and tomorrow was too late, what would you do?
Probably binge-eat all the pizza I could while listening to my vinyl collection.
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What was your last dream about ?
This is an excerpt from my dream journal: Tonight I dreamt that I got to school and was trying to write a note in class, only my pencil kept writing in red. Turns out it was writing in spaghetti sauce, not blood, as my dream self first thought. Then my prof turned into a killer robot and demanded that I turn in an overdue paper or else be incinerated. B- dream : needed werewolves.
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Plans for the new year ?
Pizza. Every. Day. Also, read a bunch of books.
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The best song in 2014 for you ?
Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson. Pure funky gold :') Might I live to see the second coming of funk music.
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What did you get for christmas ?
For Hanukkah I got a kindle from my dude, a cookbook from my mum, a toaster from my grandma, chopsticks and a dvd from my dad, and a journal :D
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Who would you take a bullet for?
If I have time to jump, they have time to get out of the way.
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What is attractive about you?
I have very striking eyes.
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What does your perfect day look like?
Daytime is for narcs.
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What are you addicted to?
Books, pizza, and mortifying my extended relatives.
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What's your favorite fashion item ?
I'd have to say my sick earring collection, which consists mostly of lightning bolt shaped earrings tbh.
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How long do you want to live?
Long enough to see the dawn of all-year halloween discount stores.
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Your dream Job?
A creature designer and SFX makeup artist for horror films or television, hopefully in Toronto!
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At what age do you want to get married ?
Whenever I've been with the right person for the right amount of time. Preferably before the age of 35.
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Who is your best friend?
The literary word.
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What is your ringtone?
My mum yelling "Yo kid answer the phone you buttwipe" because I only have a landline.
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Who do you love more, mum or dad ?
I've spent a lot more time with my mum, but I'm a lot more like my father. I guess i really love them equally. I love how caring and sappy my mum can be, but I love how gritty and gruff my dad can be too. I love how i can talk to my mum about almost anything, but I love how my dad and I don't really need to talk most of the time to get what one another is saying. I love how my mum knows what to do when I'm sad, but i love how my dad doesn't need to ask if i'm sad to know how I'm feeling. There's things about both parents that I love, and I can't honestly pick one.
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The most expensive item you own?
It's a three-way tie between my guitar, my knee-high converse boots, and my utili-kilt. (Don't judge me, utili-kilts are cool as ****).
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What do you like about the person you dating?
The way he doesn't exist and lets me ogle other dudes on the internet while I eat pizza.
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Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
With the current Ebola outbreak and my germaphobic habits, I'm going to have to be a bad person here and say no.
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What have you lied about lately?
I told my dad I only ate one ice pop BUT I ATE TWO MOFO
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What’s a common misconception people have about you?
I often give the impression of being angry, but I'm really just a bit too serious and somber.
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2 things you dislike about yourself?
My inability to properly express human emotions and my lack of tact.
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What pisses you off?
The word "teak" :I Also, narcissists.
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Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
At one point, but I'm usually not the sort to develop a crush on somebody.
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If your life was a movie, what artist would play the soundtrack?
Probably Foreigner or Harlequin. Pretty much any Canadian rock band from the 80's would do.
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What is your favorite piece of clothing?
My teenage mutant ninja turtle t-shirt. It's perfect whether I'm geeking-out or freaking-out.
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Your source of happiness?
Cheesy horror films- specifically Army of Darkness.
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The greatest moment in your life ?
The moment that I told my mum I wanted to be a SFX makeup artist and she totally accepted it instead of busting a gut like most parents would.
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What do you think about the most?
My mind is a constant miasma of book plots, scenes from horror films, and facts about ancient Egypt that I'll likely never use.
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Something you will never be good at?
I will never be good at geography :
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A song they should play at your funeral?
People are strange by the Doors. I doesn't matter where I am in my life, that song applies.
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Thoughts on this gal? :) please Euryphaessa
Dude, you're super cool! Not to mention you have sick fashion sense. It's great to have somebody else in the group who wears a corset as an accessory.
How much is currently in your bank account?
None, because I don't trust banks. Plus I'm currently broke because I ended up on Amazon.ca after a crappy day and bought a bunch of totally necessary books.
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A song that you've overplayed?
Innocence by Harlequin. That early 80's feel! That synthesizer! Those guitar rifts! What's not to love?
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Your sooo pretty!
*You're Also, it's an optical illusion. If you turn my photo upside down you can see an old woman.
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Which Foreign country do you dislike the most and why?
Probably India, because I'm allergic to curry, everything is trying to kill you, the roads are a nightmare, and they have a major overpopulation problem. The only thing that would make the visit worthwhile would be seeing the local bat species.
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And you always get so defensive whenever I disagree with you. Even when I`m being my most tactful. LyleVSXyle
Of course I'm going to be defensive! I'm stubborn as hell and strongly opinionated!
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You`ve always been pissed off at me! Ever since our break up, you`ve been nothing but harsh and unnecessarily cruel. LyleVSXyle
I'm not pissed off, I'm just a jerk, due in part to my schizoid (which tends to mean that I don't give a **** if I'm mean or not). Yeah, I can be harsh and cruel, but you haven't exactly been the patron saint of gentlemen since we broke up. Seriously dude, I was just trying to apologize. Calm your man-t***.
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And you waited this long just so that New Years was around the corner as an excuse to make your apology seem more resonant? LyleVSXyle
You know what, I can see that this apology has only made things worse. Yeah, I did need the motivation of a resolution to apologize, but I also thought waiting might give you some time to get your panties out of a wad. I was trying to clear the air, but I guess you'd rather be pissed off, eh?
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Why do you want to be friends with me? LyleVSXyle
I don't want to be friends, I just wanted to apologize because I was kind of a jerk in our last conversation (which was really more of a comment war). Seriously, we may not be best buds, but we don't have to loathe one another.
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What did you think of the new Daft Punk alb*m?
I actually only really liked one song off of it, and that was "Lose yourself to dance", but that's not to say that it wasn't a good alb*m. Of course my favorite songs are still from their older stuff but I think it's cool that they're still putting music out.
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That wasn't me man...my wink is (; not ;) ilovecatsmeow2247
Wait did I get a legitimate compliment? I'm not sure how to handle this. EXTERMINATE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!
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Damn gurl, dat as* ;)
Go to hell Meagan XD My tokus may be cool, but I have nice eyes too.
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What is the best way to approach a girl you like?
As cheesy as it is, classic romance is pretty damn effective. I'm not saying I want you to go 80's film style and break into my locker to fill it with roses, but love letters are pretty cool. There's nothing sweeter than the written world.
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Favorite animal?
I've loved bats since I was a kid :D
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The first thing you think of after you wake up ?
Every morning when I wake up I immediately think of the song "Danse Macabre". For some reason that song really stuck with me.
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If your life had a soundtrack, who would it be by?
Probably Electric Light Orchestra. I have a real soft spot for cheesy lyrics and synthesizer.
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3 weird fact about you?
1. I have spectrophobia (which is the fear or aversion to one's own reflection) 2. Every time I play the song "I was made for loving you" by Kiss, my mom and I get in the same argument because she doesn't believe Kiss wrote the song. It always ends with her goggling it and admitting that I was right this time. 3. I have a collection of VHS tapes that I refuse to part with, despite being able to get all of the films on DVD
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What's your most recent goal (non-school related that is).
To master "Detroit rock city" on the guitar. Seriously, that song is wicked.
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Latest obsession?
Special effects makeup. A few months ago I started to make my dream a reality and look into becoming a SFX makeup artist, so I spend a lot of my time watching, reading, and drawing horror/fantasy related things in the hopes of someday being good enough to make movie monsters.
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What is the most recent book you've read?
Right now I'm reading "The Throne of Fire" by Rick Roidan and "Ulysses" by James Joyce. I prefer to read something incredibly lighthearted or whimsical when I'm trying to tackle a literary labyrinth like Ulysses. (Sorry for the whole "literary labyrinth" thing, I love alliterations).
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What was the last thing you bought yourself?
A book of classic rock sheet music and a usb port Snes controller. I am the epitome of lame sometimes.
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Favorite song right now?
I'd have to say it's a toss up between "Telephone lines" by ELO, and "Synthesizer" by Electric Six.
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Dayum gurl, dat as* is fine!
English translation: Dear lady, I consider your buttocks among the finest I doth ever laid witness too. My deepest regards.
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Favorite horror film?
Oh god, just one? Ummmmm I'd have to say Fright Night (1985) for my favorite horror-comedy, Lost boys and Near Dark are tied for my favorite vampire films, and the exorcist is my favorite general horror film.
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Favorite Snes games? (Top 10 please).
1. Donkey Kong country 2: Diddy's kong quest 2. Out of this world 3. Zombies ate my neighbors 4. Kirby Super star 5. Castlevania: dracula X 6: Contra III 7. Mortal Kombat II 8. Street Fighter II 9. Donkey Kong Country 10. Donkey kong country 3: Dixie's double trouble
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What's the best concert you've ever been to?
Hands-down, the best best concert I've ever been to was Kiss at the budwiser gardens in London. The atmosphere was electric, the show was unbelievable, and the pyrotechnics were off the hook! Despite their age, Kiss sure knows how to rock out! Plus it was an indoor venue and it was raining outside, so it was way more enjoyable than rock the park.
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The ****? Contra is an amazing ****ing game. Screw those LJN Rambos and Terminator 2s. This is the badass Sly/Arnie clash up of the 80s. True I need the Konami Code but I don`t care. It still has the best replay value I`ve ever seen in a video game. So bite me LyleVSXyle
You misunderstood, so calm the **** down. Contra is a ****ing classic that I would play hands-down and without question. I wasn't calling the game chife, I was calling the gameplay chife (if you know what I mean). I just tend to get frustrated with games that have one-hit deaths. That doesn't make the game any less amazing (I mean, look at out of this world! That **** is amazing, yet frustrating and hard as hell), it just kind of sets of my bull**** alarm when a game is so awesome and I can't get as far into it as I'd like without dedicating hours of my time getting my jimmies more and more rustled (prime example: Donkey kong country 2). So no, I will not bite you, thanks.
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Um... chife? LyleVSXyle
Chife: A popular slang word from the 80's used to say something is ****. Example: This school meatloaf tastes like chife!
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What do you think is the best feeling in the world?
The feeling on a really intense carnival ride when you're suspended in the air and weightless for a few seconds before your guts catch up with you. That, or the feeling when you're bull****ting about being able to do something and then execute it perfectly (Prime example: saying that you could probably spin-kick a chair across the cafeteria and then actually doing it like a martial arts pro).
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Nicey Nice, my list is 10:Tetris, 9: Batman, 8: Blaster Master, 7: MT`s Punch Out!!, 6: Super Mario Bros., 5: Super Mario Bros. 3, 4: Duck Tales, 3: Lifeforce, 2: Vice Project Doom (Greatest Gem I`ve found). 1: Contra!!! LyleVSXyle
Ya Contra is chife until you use the Konami code XD
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Top Ten NES games? I made my top 2o lol LyleVSXyle
In no exact order: 10. Mike Tyson's Punch out 9. Tetris 8. Super mario bros. 2 7. Klax 6. Duck tales (**** yeah) 5. Metriod 4.Castlevania 3. Super Mario bros. 3 2. Final fantasy 1. The Legend of Zelda
How did you and your best friend meet?
We were in the same junior kindergarten class and I was her bully XD No word of a lie, the first thing I ever did to Meagan was pushed her in the mud and hissed at her (which I think was my 4 year old way of saying "Mess with me and I'll cut you *****").
Disney or Pixar?
As much as I grew up on the staple Disney, I feel that on the whole Pixar just makes better films. Don't get me wrong, Disney has it's classics, but sometimes a bunch of stunning animation just needs to be matched by a great story as well.
So I heard you want to get into special effects makeup. Would that be for film? And is there anything in particular you want to get into?
It would be a dream come true if I was able to create movie monsters :D Practical makeup is meaningless to me, but creating monsters, freaks, and anomalies would be the best job in the world. After I'm finished at Sheridan, I'll probably head to Toronto to try and break my way into indie films, since the odds of landing a job with anything major (the Tom Savini company for example) are pretty rare.
Any teachers you're not looking forward to having this year?
Mrs.Harrison :I
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Favorite video game?
Zombies ate my neighbors for Snes :D
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Dude! You cut your hair!
It was time :)
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Would you take a bullet for a friend even if it kills you?
That depends on the friend. But for the most part, yes.
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Eating sixty dead cats or giving birth to twenty dead babies?
I'd eat 60 meals from a shifty Chinese food restaurant. That counts as 60 dead cats, right?
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CGI or Special effects makeup?
CGI can go straight to hell >:I CGI is the laziest hack-job way to make a movie. There's something magical about seeing a visual effect in a retro film and wondering "How did they do that?!". Part of the reason I can't stand modern horror films is because there's no effort put into the effects! They just slap some obvious CGI on there and call it quits.
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Something you wish to have but cant afford?
Books :'( One can never have too many books! I spend about half of each paycheck I get on amazon.ca
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What is your favorite book?
You want me to pick one book? Out of the 600+ I have read, you want me to only select one? Aw hell naw.
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Have you got a crush on anyone? c:
No, but I wouldn't turn down a date from the right person.
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if you had $27.54 and you had to spend every cent what would you buy?
An Ipod shuffle dock. They're EXACTLY $27.54 and I could resell it for twice as much.
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I've had an N64 for quite some time now. Do you know any good games? LyleVSXyle
Pretty much anything made by Rare. Donkey kong 64, Conkers bad hair day, the works.
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I hear you're a retro gamer. What are some of your favorite games?
Here's my summer playlist:
- The Legend of zelda (Super nintendo)
- The legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time (Gamecube)
- Zombies ate my neighbors (My absolute favorite game! Snes)
- Dr. Mario
- Kirby Superstar (Snes)
- Tetris (Super nintendo)
- Castlevania dracula X (Snes)
- Donkey kong country 2: Diddy's kong-quest (snes)
- Final Fantasy I (Nes)
- Super Mario Bros 3 (Nes)
- Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Turtles in time
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If you were trapped in your high school during a horror-movie-like scenario, what monster/badguy would you be against and who would you have there with you?
Lmao! This is hilarious because I actually have detailed plans for every horror-movie-like scenario that I could be stuck in while inside my highschool. Out of them all, I think I like the good old fashioned zombie plan best. We're talking normal "the walking dead" style zombies, none of that I am Legend junk. And I would have to go with my best bros Meagan and Coty. Coty because he's intelligent and resourceful (Also nerdy enough to know a thing or two about killing zombies), and Meagan because in emergency situations she had the magic ability to summon she-hulk strength. Plus I've forced Meagan to listen to all of my detailed emergency horror-movie scenario plans, so she'd know the drill.
Witchcraft is a sin and your going to hell with all the other wiccans!
First things first, it's "you're", and just because you don't agree with my religion doesn't mean that I'm going to hell. Actually, I'm not going to heaven or hell, I believe in reincarnation BIATCH. And might I remind you that while many wars have been started in the name of christianity, none have been started in the name of wiccanry. And so I ask, based on the hate and bloodshed spread by other religions, why would wiccans be held in a different light than any other religion in the eyes of an all-mighty being? Seriously, there are so many misconceptions regarding wiccanry that it's not even funny. You should educate yourself before you go around discriminating against others.
U SO se*XXAY!
GTFO of here Meagan! I know it's you because only you would put 2 x's and an A in the word se*y.
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Do you have a favorite pokemon?
Of course! My favorite pokemon is Haunter.
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Who is your role model?
My female role model would have to be the original lady of rock, Joan Jett. But for some reason, I have a lot more male role models. There's Rik Emmett and Brian May, who inspired me to play guitar, and then there's my dad. I know it's cheesy as all getout, but my dad is the strongest male influence in my life, and he's responsible for 50% of my genetic makeup and about 80% of my badas*ery.