Mahalay Fozza Yeo
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What are you doing for valentines day?
Will you be my valentine? :)
Aww you're so sweet! Anyone would be lucky to be your valentine, but I do however have plans for V day :)
HELO YOU HOT AND SPICY WRAP
I'M A KFC CLASSIC
Why are you called 'allens party mix' lol?
Because every time I talk to my gran on the phone she tells me I have a different nationality in me xD so far I'm Spanish/ Norwegian/ etc hahah!
i miss you babe
Whoever you are I probs miss you too so let's have a reunion
Are you going to France?!
Yes, yes I am. And I'm going to consume so many pastries that I too will be classified as a pastry.
How do you feel about Aubrey?
Lol
Why do people ask so much about your love life?
It's one of the seven wonders of the world bro
You had $ex last night?
Hahahahaha omg yes definitely. Always hit the nail on the head anon xD
Orange juice with pulp...that's what you're getting for Xmas
Hey it's the thought that counts right?
When's the last time you had $ex?
Idk you tell me anon :)
I have bought you captain Morgan
You're a babe
Why don't you like peanut butter?!
Because idk it's like weird consistency and I have a problem with textures lol
Hey be mine ok <3
But feminism lol jks
I will pay you $1000 to shave off both your eyebrows xD
I'll shave anything but my eyebrows
What's up good looking?
A huntsman was in the laundry bag and fell out and I smacked it with a flip flop and it died and yeah
I miss you Hal
Only one person calls me Hal xD miss you too lozza
There's roofies in everything I've ever bought you
how did you slip roofies into a box of weetbix? 10/10 for effort
It was Chloe who left the doughnut on your car hood not me
I am too scared to eat it
Jess Mauboy <3
Meet n greet with her would be a crowning moment in my life
Gluten free sausages are your favourite snack
Oh yes I am craving them. Please deliver them fast I am 34 weeks pregnant and this is urgent.
How many people have you had $exual intercourse with? :p
The wording of this question makes me think this is my mother asking xD
Does your mum ask you about your $ex life? My mum does and I don't know if it's the social norm
Yes she does ? I think mums can't help but wonder
fam
Wham bam thank you mam get inside my fcking gold trans am
Those are our aliases now forever
Okay I'm down for legally changing my name if you are
You are an afternoon delight
You are morning wood
If you could have an o r g y with two professors from Hogwarts which would you choose and why?
Professor sprout because she's volumptious and older so I feel like she'd bring a lot of wisdom and experience to the table, and professor snape because I have a weak spot for brooding potion masters
When you turn 20 Im going to build you an igloo
Yes then we can live out our club penguin role play
Would you rather give birth to an otter or a jelly fish
I feel like the jelly fish would be easier to birth but it might sting my womb or something so otter, plus an otter is cuter
Would you rather eat a shark alive or have $ex with a middle aged divorced mother of three?
Um have $ex with the middle aged mum because wtf I would not be able to eat anything while it was still alive
Who is in your squad
I don't want to leave anyone out but mvps are James, Paul, Lizzie, Suraya and maddawg
Drowing in a ocean of you
Forty foot waves
Whispering sweet nothings in your bed
Could stay here for days
Gave you all of me, I'II never leave
Ways that we could stay between the sheets
Oh, but they can't see what you do to me
Whattt
You're a model like dayumm you're so hot Mahalo :*
Oh please
Yaaas Bae and you were so drunk and kept asking her if Winnie was short for Winona or Winifred and she got pissed and said no it's just Winnie!!!!!!
I don't believe for one second that it was just Winnie. Drunk me is just so persistent though hahahahahahahha
Let's go out clubbing again with the squad ;)
HAHAHAHA OMG DO YOU REMEMBER THAT RANDOM GIRL WE MET CALLED WINNIE
Why haven't you answered some questions?
Because they're fcked up like you lol
Why did you tell me to shut up?
Because I don't want to do a fcking tbh
I saw you at work xD
CHLOE <3
You and I should date
Ah dude I'm not into you
Best mwmory?
Tbt to when I had an eye infection and was serving customers looking like I was cooked
So proud of the girl you are :) xxx
THIS IS SO SWEET WHO ARE YOU????
'Ain't nobody (loves me better)' - felix Jaehn makes me think of you <3
OMG YES CAR JAMS <3
You got a Bae or nah?
ZAYUUM*
Why do you bother being friends with her?
Because I care for her? Why is that so hard for people to understand lol?
Aubrey and you were cute
Ty
F u c k me hard you absolute babe
Hahahahahahah omg subtle
Once you go Latina you never go back
I like them medium rare
Are you okay baby?
Yes I'm okay thanks love
Top 10 hottest girls go
SELENA GOMEZ
how come you're friends with her
Why wouldn't I be?
Do you like anyone?
Like? Oh anon I love you
I'm really sorry about you and Aubrey :(
Oh me too
Are you over Aubrey?
Woah deep questions
What's the deal with you and aubs?
Idek
UNDER MY UMBRELLAAAA ELLA ELLA EH EH EHH
Gosh darn your umbrella I have a waterproof poncho thx
F uck me I want you
THIRSTYYY
Are you into an*** play? PLEADE SAY YESSS
The back door is the only door for me
You're hot as hell!
Thanks! xD
Duuude where's my mandarin
YOUR MANDARIN? I THINK YOU MEAN MAHALAY'S MANDARIN SINCE IT CHOSE ME
MAHAY I LOVE YOU
Thanks xD
Playing soccer next year?
Yesss always
F u c k me
This is why I missed qooh me xD
Excuse me would you please listen to the wonderful compliments you have been getting? Thank you good day
I might xD
You're so fit it genuinely makes me self conscious about my abilities X'D
All creds go to abcircle pro
Ily a trilly
That is adorbs
You are drop dead gorgeous :o
Nooo but thank you
Are you seeing anyone?
Yes I am
Yeah friends...
I was never good enough to be anything more :'(
That's not true! You're good enough for anyone, I know this even though I'm not sure who I'm directing this at xD
Someone you used to see a whole lot more than you do now :( it's sad I still care
Oh high school? And it's not sad! I'm sure we had a great friendship :)
do u believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I believe in a thing called loveeee
Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho b**ty
I'm the kraken
Is your name google? Cuz you've got everything I'm looking for ;)
Bing is where it's at ;)
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
You'd be what they call BOLD
Do you have a band-aid? Cuz i scraped my knee falling for you ;)
I don't have a band aid but I do have health insurance
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers
I'm a born again Jehovah witness
i love animals
I love tiny teddies they taste yum
Did u just come out of the oven, cuz u r hot!
I just emerged from the flames like a Phoenix
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Are you khajit?
I wish I told you how I felt when it would've mattered to you x
Ahh who is this??
Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.
Ohh dayum help yourself to them
can you touch me so i can tell my friend's ive been touched by an angel Madbos
I am the angel of death xD
Pick one: black fingernails OR red wine
Red wine bc Maddi is turning me into an alco
U have a nicer bod than anyone else ever 11/10
IS IT NICER THAN DAME JUDI DENCH'S BOD?
I've been waiting I've been sittin thinkin bout this situation like I'm mlk I'm speaking out again the segregation holy motorolas in my phone imma ruin you by 12 o'clock tomorrow not a staller of my vengeance I'm as spiteful as my father
I hope your father is Voldemort bc he's pretty vengeful
You have a nice bod! 10/10
Ty to the sky
Remember this sequence of numbers: 5, 78, 337, 0, 9227, 778
It might save ur life one day
Where's 69? :(
Is Fozza in da house?
Fozza in the house laying down some sweet rhymes
Truth: what was your first word
Dare: I dare you to tell me what your first word was
My first word was 420
Hey truth or dare
DARE ICED COFFEE
Do you want a snack? Some rubber gloves?
Rubber gloves are a lesbians best method of contraception
keep it peachy sista
Life is peachy without you ;)
I'm coming home coming home tell the world that I'm coming at home
If you're the little old lady who lives in a shoe then home is a pretty tight fit
Where is Kevin James' garlic bread?
In Shia la beouf's throat
Mahalay "fozza" yeo. I am so grateful for your immaturity Mahalo ;)
I'm grateful for each and everytime I was dropped as a child
Have your parents foreal left you alone for 5 weeks? :D
Yas it's a hard Knox life #orphanlingo
Crushed on anyone from soccer? (ME)
I crushed on the coach bc he's a hot tamalé
Who did you have a crush on in high school? Hopefully me hehehe
AHHH IDK QUITE A FEW PEOPLE OVER THE YEARS XD
Got me walking on the sun
Got me flying to the moon
That's what you do to me.
I miss seeing you around, fhs was a good time in my life made better by you're beautiful face
Aww omg inbox me
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