Malanie Juster
MalanieJuster
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What is the happiest thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours?
I got a quarter pounder
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Die big btch.I FCK U TOO
Can only hope
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What type of people annoy you the most?
Those that are people
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You need to act your age honey.
"Honey" are you even aware of my age? Also how old exactly do I act? ?
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What are you afraid to admit you don't understand?
Everything and anything
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What phrase do you wish people would just stop using?
"Yeah the boys"
Individual dîckheads overly use it and its farking annoying
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I seen you and Macca last night he was all over ash RIP you two
Dunno why your acting like I don't know my own boyfriend, I was with almost the entire night so you obviously didn't see much matey
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What do you never trust?
A liar
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What makes you genuinely happy?
Boyfriend and babies
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What is the biggest way people waste money?
•online shopping
•useless sht
•having a girlfriend
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Die cow
Fück yeah, rip ya dïck off
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What does everyone seem to enjoy except you?
Drugs
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What should be free, but isn't?
•food
•bottled water
•fuel
•clothes
•rego
•insurance
•EVERYTHING AT KMART!!!
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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
"Moody **** who likes to eat"
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Last song you listened to ?
Lips of an angel
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Umm its not odd that whoever it is knows he's previous employer. Everybody knew he worked there!
Cool story boi
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What common thing have you never done?
Meth
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Well I was texting him around 11
He was well asleep before then ?
Mate your lying through your teeth. You clearly know nothing about Mac or our relationship.
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Trust me he was text me last night
I don't trust those that hide behind anonymous. Also I was with him last night
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BTW how can you still be with Macca with his small dck he is so bad at $ex he would have to be a sht rating
You wouldn't know unless you've had $ex with him
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He's probably deleted them by now
I know my boyfriend well enough to know he doesn't open text messages let alone reply or delete them
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BTW I was texting him last week and he told me that he's going to tassy and dumping your A$$ on your birthday dinner ?
Lol, then why hide behind anonymous? I can just easy go through his phone if that's the case
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BTW how can you still be with Macca with he's small dck he's so bad at $ex
*his
Mate before you try to judge him I suggest you learn simple English. Makes you seem a little less of an idiot
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You are still with him because of he money! Plus back when he was working at right line he's still had money
*his *rightline
Bit odd that you know his previous employer but continue to hide behind anonymous.
Also of course he had money while his was working at Rightline, it was a job ?
Not to mention I also have my own form of income and money.... you clearly don't know as much as you think you do ?
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What popular thing doesn't appeal to you?
•LSD
•MDMA
•Speed
•$ex in public
•Meth
•People
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You are only dating Mac for he's money because he's got heaps
Does he have 'heaps' of money? And is that the ONLY reason I'm with him?
Pretty sure we started dated when he was on an apprenticeship wage and I can tell you that he wasn't earning much at all compared what he is earning almost 5 months into our relationship.... but that's okay you believe what you like, you do you
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What's happening butch
Mac's laundry
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What do you need to get off your chest right now?
I binge eat like a mother fcker
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The secret to a good friendship is... ?
Same taste in alcohol, different taste in men
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What do you never plan on doing?
Getting married more than once
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What do people brag about that you don't find impressive at all?
•how many people they've slept with
•the drugs they've experimented with or do
•how "tough" they are
•wether or not they're vegan, vegetarian or eat meat
•how high their alcohol tolerance may be
•how much they can smoke
•how many people they can pick up with out clubbing
And so many more ?
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What was your biggest waste of money?
Food
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What would you do if you had no fear ?
Travel world and probably sky dive
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What's the most expensive thing you own?
My 2006 Volkswagen convertible beetle ✌?
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Why are you single?
Surprising I'm not, cause I'm a **** ??
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Thats all just an excuse. Grow up c.unt like all the rest of us
Coming from the one who can't even type simple English. The lord blesses you child.
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What are you bad at ?
Reversing ✌?
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Thats all just an excuse. Grow up c.unt like all the rest of us
OMG I KNOW EXACTLY WHO THIS IS! HAHAHAH
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Why dont u get a job then u can pay for your own fuel lazy ****
Lol lazy has nothing to do with it dawg. When you have two parents that work insane and inconsistent hours, live 6km from the nearest town it's not easy to get to work AND doing a full time course it isn't the most simple task.
So before you call me a lazy btch, I suggest you do a tad bit of research into my live. Otherwise stfu child.
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What do you want the most right now?
For boof and I to get our own place ?
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What do you want for your birthday
Money, I'm broke and need money for fuel ??
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What is one thing you know if you stopped doing, you would save so much money?
Smoking and buying useless sht
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What could you talk endlessly about?
My want to travel the world & definitely my boofhead
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Heyy xx I know this might come as a surprise but I'm actually Crushing on you ? ? I'm sorry if you're interested in someone or if I'm not your type just wanted to let you know ?❤
Sorry to burst your enthusiastic bubble but I have a boyfriend who I love dearly and also I have no idea who you are. Sorry about that
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What is on your mind?
The boyfs ice cream
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What is in your pocket right now?
I'm not wearing any pants...
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Why are you happy today?
Cause I have a loving boyfriend
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What were you doing seven years ago?
Still playing with my bratz dolls
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What percentage is your phone's battery on right now?
6%
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What little thing pisses you off greatly?
People's existence
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Which country are you from and which country would you like to visit ?
Australia and I'd LOVE to visit America and Europe
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Which word have you started using a lot lately ?
fck
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Dream car ?
I don't have a dream car, I have a dream cars
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Thoughts on your boyfriend?
Mack is such a beautiful person. So kind hearted, very sweet and appreciative and I can't wait to see what our future together holds ☺️
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What's a big turnoff on the first date?
Lack of interest, ignorance and small mindness
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What is something that actually offends you?
Petty and pathetic people who think it's okay to stick their noses into business that isn't theirs
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Are u guys rooting ? Are u guys living together
Whether we are or aren't is between him and I. No we aren't living together
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What's the go with you and Macca Trewren?
We're tuning?
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fck you've gained weight, are you pregnant?
Nope, just like food
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How much do you have in your bank account ?
$2.72 now that I'm buying a car
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Have you ever been dared to drink something/bought a drink, but really the person was trying to trick you into needing to pee?
I've been dared to drink something but I was a fairly strong bladder
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A lot of women near you want $ex! Make sure yourself - sign up here http://tinyurl.com/jpm985f Ellie_t
Thanks
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What do you think about the most ?
Food and tequila
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If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?
The entire world of Harry Potter
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How are you feeling right now?
Incredibly over tired and hypoactive
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What's an instant turn off for you?
Bad body odour, small minded people, poor oral hygiene, bad first impressions, disrespect towards those who are respectful to them & cocky pricks
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You have unlimited money. What's the first thing you do?
Buy my fuçking beetle
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How did you meet your best friend ?
School
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What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?
Fair few things ?
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What's it like to be you?
Unpleasant, but then again everyone had their own demons. Some greater, some smaller
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What are you looking most forward to in 2017?
No longer being in high school ????
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What have you never truly gotten over?
My dad passing and my love for someone how doesn't even know that I love them ??
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Why are you not a millionaire?
Probs because I haven't released my $ex tape ✌?️
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You just won $50 million from the lottery. What's next?
Round world flight tickets ??
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What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live?
Tell a certain person I love them
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Who is your favorite person and why?
I don't even think I have a favourite.... I'm really not a fan of people
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If you discovered a new island, what would you name it and why?
Juster Island
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What or who , do you think about the most ?
Anything just to keep me from losing my sht ✌?️
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What was the last lie you told?
"I'm fine"
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What makes you instantly hate someone?
Sleaziness, hardcore drug addictions, small mindedness and horrible first impressions
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What makes you happy to be alive?
My mummy
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Why are you ignoring the person you're ignoring right now?
Cause they're obsessed and to be completely honest it's creeping me out ??
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What was your first kiss like?
Awkward
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What is one thing you wish everyone knew about you?
That I hate them all ✌?️
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What do you envy about the opposite $ex?
The fact they don't get their periods ?
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What do you hate most?
My life ?✌?️
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What's stopping you from being the best version of you?
Misery and negativity
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I think your weird
You and me both bby
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When you get mad i think it's hot
I don't think so ?
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Oh trust me it's big
I don't think so but thank you hahaha
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I want to ask you out but we are best mates
Wonder who this could be?
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Hugeeee baby fcking hugeeee
Lol thanks ?
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Your A$$ is hugggggge
It's not that big hahaha
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What's it take for me to get ya bra off braa
Dunno man
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Hottest chick in ky by far
Haha don't think so but thank you