Mark Cromarty
MarkCromarty
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What have you always wanted ? Did you ever get it ?
I want lamp
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Your Dream Job?
I want to be a shark
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Alright Trent I'll flex my muscles at you later
Thank you that's so sweet.
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Cats or dogs?
Dogs, every time.
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How many sets of breasts have you seen, that belong to people you know personally?
Um well one day at work this lady in a bikini leaned over and her seatbelt accidentally popped a tit soooo I'm counting that
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I love Lara Croft, but not Angelina Jole, does that make me a bad person?
I think that makes you a great person..
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If you could eat anything off of a girls chest for the rest of your life, what would it be?
the rest of the girl
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If you could have annnyytthing on a pizza, what would it be?
Your soul, lightly glazed
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You must listen to Beat It a lot, then
I think I exceeded the allowed play count
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Three best features of yourself, go
- sometimes I'm nice - I don't talk much - I'm an expert at making lists
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Do you have a *ex playlist?
I just lay on my back and listen to "Beat It" by Michael Jackson until the feeling goes away.
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Who's your best girl friend that isn't a potential girlfriend?
Oooh my friend Kat is fantastic.
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Would you rather flip burgers at bobs burgers all your life, or slowly turn mouldy sausages at the kiwk-I-Mart?
I would rather flip burgers there my whole life and then live out the afterlife as a poo molecule in one of Gene's mustard farts.
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Do you know the muffin man
I haven't heard from Milt since his DUI. I'm pretty sure authorities took his children and now he lives in some dingy suburb in Sydney.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who is the coolest
Friend
Das u
You should release a 37 track album with special guests appearances from various big name children's artists.
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Who do you love more, mum or dad ?
Lindsay Lohan
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What time do you sleep?
I am a creature of the night *hiss*
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I lied on the couch all day, I'm sick :(
Oh no! Well I hope you feel better soon. Do you need to see the doctor?
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Favorite Nicholas?
King Rayner
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You complain about having no friends, but make no effort when somebody actually trying to be in your life, LOL
Don't act like you know me haha
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Can money buy love?
money can buy Nandos > Nandos is love > money can buy love
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Besides the joking, do you think feminism is still needed in Australia 2014?
I don't know, my brain is too fried to cope with feminism right now haha
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Do you ever feel like life is just too much to deal with? How do you deal?
I did, a
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Would you legalise marihuana or prostitution?
Don't care about either to be honest. I don't do drugs, and I've already ****ed all the hook**s.
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Do you think *exism is still prevalent? And is feminism still needed?
I just keep my mouth shut and don't say **** to get me in trouble with ladies haha.
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Do you think the mosque should be built in Bendigo? And Islam supported in Australia?
I wouldn't mind, if the building itself wasn't so over the top..
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interested in anyone?
I want to be, and I'm trying hard to be. But it's hard, and yeah I don't know I have some issues haha. I lose interest REALLY quickly- can't help it.
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Dyslexic man walks into a bra
Lucky guy.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
Set her on fire
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Politically, where do you stand? Right wing, left wing? Etc
I'm not nearly as up to date as I'd like to be. I try to stay informed, but the only chance I have to watch the news is first thing in the morning, but like two seconds. I don't have set policial stance, because I am not well informed enough to make a decision.
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What happened to you after school? I don't see you anywhere anymore.
If you knew anything about me or took any interest in me at all you'd know that I currently work full time at bankmecu on Wills St.
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Do you jerk off? And or watch p*rn?
Not so much, I kind of go through stages.
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Last long?
Not as long as I'd hoped.
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Be on the receiving end of an*** *ex.
Oh no.
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Saturday? So recent. Who were they to you? Good, ok or bad?
It's funny that because I generally have long dry spells but whenever someone asks me it's like straight after haha Um well yeah it always feels good.
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Would you ever revive? For a monetary amount?
Like CPR...? Uh I'd do it for free.
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Apathy towards the suffering of this planet
Do you mean the planet itself in an environmental sense, or the people that inhabit it? Either way apathy towards earth isn't really ideal.
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Last time you had *ex?
Saturday.
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That's not answering the question. Do you want to **** someone up the as*?
Not particularly, no. It's definitely not on my list of things to do in the near future.
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Do you think that apathy is the greatest evil of mankind?
Apathy towards what...
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Do you think you'll still talk to the people you consider your closest friends in 10 years?
There aren't a lot of people around now that I consider to be my 'close friends', people in my life generally come and go when they want or need something.
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Have you done an*** *ex/would you ever?
"Any holes a goal"..
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Thoughts on an*** *ex?
Constantly
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2 things you dislike about yourself?
1) head 2) fat
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What did you last dream about?
The last I can remember was with a bunch of people from school on a boat and they kept falling off and getting eaten by sharks
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Who do you like?
I like Tina Belcher
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What annoyed you today?
My crotch was itchy
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Anybody you'd like a relationship with?
I like a girl
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Are you looking for a relationship?
I think so yeah
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Nothin man, got work tomoz :( gotta sleep. Catchya :)
Okay bye :) Talk to me again soon okay friendo? :)
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Sup?
Watching Community, how about you? :)
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Do you want a gf?
I want an f
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What makes people boring?
the realization that life is a disease with a 100% mortality rate
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do you love meeeeee
With my whole heart Anon. Without you I wouldn't be where I am today.
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Its chloe, hi, lets bang
whatever
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So she's hot but you wouldn't bang her?
I don't think so
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What if I wanted to f.u.c.k you?
Then you should seek psychiatric assistance.
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can you see the truth past your ****ing wizard nose
That was rude
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I like you.
You're probably alright
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get in with her
Chill out, you're crazy eager
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WHAT IF ITS ON HERS?!?!?!
then I might be alarmed
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i'll take that as a yes man
Take it however you like, it's not something that's on my mind.
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so you wouldn't have *ex with her?
You overstepped whoops
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does she bang?
I wouldn't know I'm not interested
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that's the way bro!
She is nice.
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is she cute tho?
Sure I guess
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Name her?
I made a new friend and her name is Chloe. It's nice because she's not as repelled by me as most humans are.
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Talking to any cute girls?
Yes friendo
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Some1 u wish u could b with right now?
jack daniels
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Gimme sum chiiken ****
alright <3
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Girl with bigest boo*s?
not yet but I'm trying
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thoughts on emma ruiter?
I want to dunk her in my coffee
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Most embarrassing moment?
pls
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What time is your bedtime?
half past four poofs at a piano
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What's is your mums phone number?
idek man
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What's up.
nm soaring majestically u anon
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Your source of happiness?
unhappiness
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That thing that irritate you about your friend?
that I have none
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Talk to me :(
how do I know how you are lelel
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Do you miss any of your old friends?
I don't really miss people, I sort of allow people to just come and go when they please but yeah there are a couple of people who I think about from time to time.
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Would u ever kiss a boy??
Uh no.
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Just to annoy gay rights parade over there, Lol fgt 1v1 me irl i bet ur not even straight
I bet you're not
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You're cool. Keep on truckin.
You're pretty cool, too.
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You're not interested? So I can assume you're a bystander? While people are being bullied and walked over you will sit by and do nothing? People like that are no better than the bully.
I think you have unrealistic expectations of me as a member of society.
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60 million dollars? That is nothing in the grand scheme of spendature in this country. 632 million was spent on the failed PNG solution, which is barbaric and greater waste of money than fighting for people's rights.
Look I'm not interested. If gays want equal rights that's fine with me and hey I'm all for it.
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Do you... Truly have the most tender breasts and juicy thighs Mark Cromarty?
Yeah I have a smashing set of t*** :( Anon we should make a Cotton On Body date and get me fitted for a bra.
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Thoughts on Mitch carlyon
Lad.
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Back when black people had no rights and were treated like dirt? Where in the eyes of the government they were nothing? You either are for it and you are 100% for it regardless of any small financial burden it may have on you, or you are against it
I am neither black nor gay, I am therefore entitled to base my objection purely on my 'small financial burden'.
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Legalising gay marriage could bring in anywhere up to 1 billion dollars for Australia. Would you have said a similar thing back during the 50's/60's?
I can't speak for what I may or may not have said in the 1950/60's as I was not there and I cannot fully understand it. You aren't wrong when you explain the (hopeful) profit projections, but so far everything up to this point has been an increasing list of large expenditure.
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How would it become your financial responsibility?
Who do you think pays for these "conferences" the Government host to discuss this topic? In November the Governent spent $60 million over three days just do discuss DISCUSSING the issue, which, surprise surprise, lead to no action.
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Do you agree with gay marriage/union?
I can keep an open mind- but consider this: Why is it fair somebody else's *exual preference can be 0% of my business or concern but at the same time become my financial responsibility?
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Are you racist in some way?
I can acknowledge that I have prejudices towards certain members of certain races but I am (sometimes) shown otherwise. On the other hand though, many of the reasons I have for not particularly liking certain members of a particular ethnic background are realistic and justified.
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Have you ever liked a guy?
In a homo-erotic way..? No that would be an I gets sting approach to male bonding though.
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If you could have 3 wishes?
- The ability to find the female G-Spot - VB on tap at my house - Cosmo and Wanda from Fairly God Parents
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Should we let natural selection take it's course? Or should we save everyone?
People need to die, it's the circle of life. As horrible a that is to say..
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I hate people who are against drinkin
It's un-Australian
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Should women be considered equal?
History itself provides us with examples of tremendous advancements made by members of the female gender, such as Hellen Keller or Marie Curie etc. Women are just as capable of achieving medical/scientific/academic/physical/intellectual breakthroughs as man and should not have to justify their potential to do great things.