mark lowerson
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This world is so restrictive. Nowadays, I can't even say "Black paint" without offending someone, I have to say "Tyrone, please paint that wall"
God damn it Tyrone...
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Hot to pick up hot Jewish girls - with a dustpan
You need a shovel too... For them hard to reach places
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My uncle died on 9/11. To me, he was the world, but to the world, he was just another Al Qaeda terrorist.
Soz 4 ur loss :(
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Grandpa told me my generation was too reliant on technology so I pulled the plug on his life support.
Talk **** get hit!
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I saw an African child on TV covered in flies. I immediately ran to the phone to World Vision. I wondered where I could get one of those, fly spray doesn't work much anymore.
You're a wizard!
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>boy walks in on dad masturbating
>dad what are you doing
>son you'll be doing it soon
>what mean?
>my arm is getting tired
Curse you 4chan!!!!
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guess who........................................................... me baae
BAAEEEE!!!! Miss u long tym :(
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How do you recognise a rich Ethiopian? He's wearing a Rolex...around his waist.
#Trendz2015
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I tried to fool an aborted baby but it wasn't born yesterday.
Did you dunk it in your tea?
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>Guy gets birth control pills for his 11 year old daughter
>Doctor asks wtf is going on why is she *exually active
>"She's not really active, she just lies there and cries"
FUKKING HELL... Fritz plz stop.
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you smell like almonds and soap, and your gay sweater is fuc*ing ugly
But I know a thing or two about spacecraft :(
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A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. One day, Lorraine dies and at her funeral, he stands up and says "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone."
My word this is humerous
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Shout out to my niggas V Lenin, Addy Hitzah and Joey Stalman
All quality blokes!
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dass right dis be 2 all yall cracker fkn racist as* fks cos yall da saim mmmhm u don noe wen 2 stahp cos dis party gon be gone on lyke dam all da way turnt up yall niggas gon burn in hell
Preech amen wallah bruv
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Have an an** the size of your arm or have an arm the size of your eyeball?
Both would be sublime...
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Would you rather get an*** gaped by the Hulk with a J.M. sized cocck, or be double fisted by Captain Hook?
J.M omfg I'm dead...
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What's love got to do with it?
What is love? Baby, don't hurt me.
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YOU ****ING TWATFACED ****MUNCHING f**GGOOTTTTTT
My Angus is peppered
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Would you give Nickleback your guitar or sell your guitar for to get a nickel back abcdafuqrst
I'd rather **** in my hands and clap...
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How do you get Poosy
Too Many sekrets. No Share
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Who makes you happy?
Colonel Harland Sanders.
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mate
what's your middle name
mate
Mate it's Johnson
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you are not my roof, but I will raise you
You cute little ****er....
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*sas
I don't speak this language...
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mark, will you travel across the lands?
I WILL search far and wide.
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Could you list 10 people that you'd allow to impregnate you?
I can't narrow it down to 10 :/
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why don't you love me? you keep flirting with chris and it makes me sad ; - ;
Naw bebs u r da only 1 4 me
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5 guys you'd turn gay for?
Not Ryan Waters or Cameron Milich. Or anyone actually...
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Give me give me give me a man after midnight
11:30 is actually my closing time :/ sorry cant help you...
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if you had to make a dream team, where people were awarded points for how they lived life, what would your squad look like, including captain. 10 people ;)
Ryan Waters and Cameron Milich would definitely not make the cut.
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if you made a cricket team from your mates, what would the squad look like?
Fantastic question. Me Rhys Tyrone Brodie Trav Chris Neal Ryan Waters Cam Lawrence Jackson (Maybe) Tish (Maybe) but you know, lets say i do plan to make a team i'm keen for new players ;)
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Would you fondle my balls - Trav
Would you get hit by a bus? - Mark
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wot do u think of the skool capts-- they doin **** right? or being stuck up noobs?
Nah they're all good as. Got it right i think
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5 people you think will go onto be extremely successful?
Chris will be either the best artist or guitar teacher in the world Tish deserves all the success in the world because hes a legend. Steff will be a legendary director or photographer Rhys will be the best Gay p*rn actor in the industry
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nicest blokes you know?
Rhys, Tish, and fkn DOMMO M8. Plenty of top blokes out there though
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smartest guy you know?
Adam or Tish #SEALrep
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mark m8 you mised out on stereo brah but its k not worry i wil c u at futur msic festivl s00n reppin it eshay wif da boyz
Laddd get a fakey and come gudlyf with me wallah there b some fresh bitties itd be hectic
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What do tornadoes and women have in common? They both moan like hell when they come, and they take the ****ing house when they leave.
XD
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I miss you mark from all the times we shared from the little things to the bigs things ;) I miss you baby please tell me that you love me baby from the one and only aaron <3
Baby i love you to the moon and back <3 <3 <3
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What does your first car and an*** *ex have in common? You don't want it but your dad gives it to you anyway.
Now this one is my personal favourite.
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I cannot STAND pedophiles. ****ing immature ***holes.
It's an absolute outrage
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if i was you, i would put your willy in my b*m
much love,
very wet,
wow,
- Rhys
Hey Steff
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you're tacky and i hate you
You're a smelly pirate hook**
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What's red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you try to put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Yum.
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A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said: "**** off, you won't bring it back."
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What happened when Helen Keller fell off a cliff? She screamed her arms off.
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What is black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
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Is your dad in prison? If I was your dad, I'd be in prison...for incest...
You. Me. My bed. Now
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Do you have Battletoads?
Whats Battletoads...
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my v***** gets hard whenever i'm around you
- voldemort
Cheers ****
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if u werre in a band what would u play? i would play a trombone. a rusty trombone.
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I really want to bang this girl, she's 9/10 but her parents won't let her move in with me, just because I'm 20 and don't have a job. Should I run away with her or wait until she turns 10?
So i'm just gonna answer the next bunch of questions with a full stop. ladies and Gents enjoy the fine art of offensive humour as delivered by either Fritz, Ja'mail or Kevin.
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QUIT YOUR JOB, IT'S TEARING THIS FRANDOM APART!!! :)xo
Quiet meow Woman!!!.
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do u eva lyk plstc beg drftin thru da swag ?- je'gamil
Evri tym :'(
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AANNDDD IIIIIIIIIIIII EEEEEEEEIIIIIIIII WILLLL AAALLLWAAAYYYSSS LOVVVVEE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUU (HOOO)
ALWAAAAAAYYSSSSS LLOOOVEEEEEEEE *really high bit* YYOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
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OMG baby I miss you such I can't wait to be with you from your baby Aaron!! Aaronmadman
BAABBBYYYYYY!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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s*ck my **** at the back of school?
I don't really want to...
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thoughts on obama?
Had a beer with him the other day. He's an alright bloke once you get to know him
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why do you turn the lights off when we have *ex?
So your mum doesn't find out i'm cheating on her...
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i'm a hot chix
I'm only after the hottest... soz
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You're adorable!!
Get this one a cookie!
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how many times have you not touched your ****?
72
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mark likes to sniff little asian childrens b*mholes
Well... i though i kept that a pretty well hidden secret :/
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EEAAAGLE!!!
EAAAAAGGGGLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Hot dog and a can of coke cheers mate
We only have Pepsi m8
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MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hows it going matey?
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an mate of yours, that others could learn from?
I dont understand?
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best all rounded kid you know?
Rhys Kavadas or Tish. TOP BLOKES!
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A girl asked me for **** pics, I have a **** as small as yours so I'm not sure how to reply. Any tips from the man with micro p****?
Hah! It has to be smaller than 1 inch to be a micro p****! #1.5inchlyf
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This may come as a shock to you but your mum is not a virgin tbh ....
Holy f***... True
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We are the victims of our minds.
My mind tells me bacon.
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i hop u get stereo ticket brew
Started Bulkin 2 months ago bruv
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Hi mark :)
Hello there friend. Hows it going :D
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You're a sick kent. Well done you are a very nice habib.
Wallah Cuz??? Kebabs on me.
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MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<3
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come to stereosonic with da boyz, have a muzz, get fkn loose like us lads! f***ing eshayz ****
Ahhh lad we\'ll get mortle, check out the fit birds and have a bangin time.
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i will come at you with the force of 1000 suns f**it
bot itz nitetym fgt i sweer on mi mums lyf ill reck u irl
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OH abcdafuqrst
yew mak mi a saad boi :\'(
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potaato potahto abcdafuqrst
y u do dis too mi kvn?
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Do you like anyone??????????
Hmmm Not really actually.
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Do you feel like making a bacon on bacon sandwich with the side of bacon with the dessert of bacon and choice of tomato or barbecue sauce?
Look, it sounds tempting...
But it could use some more bacon.
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CLAAAAAAARRRRRKK RRRUUUUUBBBBBEEEEEERRRR
Walid you hairy slit...
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Why do you run like a T-Rex?
Because i\'m a f***ing retard