Sam Martello
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Do you have baking soda
I got baking soda, baking soda
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Since when did you get pregnant
When I fu ked a pineapple
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What is attractive about you?
BAHAHAHAHAHA nothing
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so the person you like does go to your school?
It's me, I go to my school
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Does the person you like go to your school
Yeah, As I said, it's me
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What do you miss about your childhood?
My childhood
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Do you "like like" Ashleigh Wilson?
Nah hahah whys that?
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Hey guys it's Nicole
How's it gooiiinnnnnn
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What would you change about one of your friends if you could ?
That they didn't change :/
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Top 10 attractive girls in your year at emc dog
Yeah I agree
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Hottest girls in your year level
Ash Vantafanny and Ashleigh Wilson
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How do you want to end 2014 ?
Drunk
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U didn't answer my question
What was your question?
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What is #snaginacup ?
It's literally a snag in a cup
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What are you addicted to?
Heroin
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Let's rip some skids in. Your buggy thingo
Mmm derr
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What happened with Chelsea do you still like her?
No chance
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you don't need to be bored anymore cos I'm back xx j
Yaaaaaaayyy
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The most boring person you know?
Probably myself
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The best movie so far in 2014?
Anchorman 2
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Your source of happiness?
People
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The greatest moment in your life ?
Party
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How long did your last call last?
7 hours and 6 minutes
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Which Foreign country do you dislike the most and why?
Yeah
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Is it true you had *ex with a donkey
Yeah totally
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If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
How's the fam?
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You daa *exy ;)
You sure you've got the right qooh.me?
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Im liki...
Liki my ballsack ;)
Likkiiiii
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What are you wearing right now?
Clothes
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One thing you want to say to someone right now, but can't or aren't brave enough to?
What I don't like about them
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When you help someone, do you ever think, “What’s in it for me?”
All the time, I sometimes even regret helping them!
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Jake Wilcox has a massive crush in Chelsea and he will do anything he can to take her away from you! Just a heads up Sammy, love ya <3
Hahahaha, not the first time I've heard this :') but thanks for the heads up
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What did you get for your birthday???
Presents
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I love you Sammy baby xoxoxox love tonks
Naw bubb, love you three xx
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What would you do this year If you had no fear ?
Sky dive
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What do you think people think of you?
Goober
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You are so *exy
Bahahahaha! You need glasses for a reasssoonnn ✌️
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The thing you want the most this Xmas?
New clothes
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Why was chels really upset last night
Because I'm a ****
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You are an absolute ****! Chelsea was having a great night until you ****ing ruined it and made her really upset. I hope you are happy.
Why the **** would I be happy for making Chelsea upset? And yes I already know that I'm a ****, and I already feel bad enough for making her upset and ruining her night, so can you just **** off? K thanks.
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Tom Adamson loves magnets
That's cute
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What is the best way to approach a girl you like?
Hey bby, want sum fuk
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got a thing with anyone?
Nope, but I've got a relationship, which is 100000 times better than a 'thing'
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A lie you told today?
School was good today
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Chelsea could do so much better than you, lol
Clearly
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You are ****ing mint as. Chelsea is lucky to have you
Please explain how I'm mint as? And nah I'm the lucky one! She is amazing
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Cousin Tom doesn't know what an olive is
That's cute
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Two Things that you would like to improve about yourself?
Everything
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Chu ow sole cuzzy tbh on the cuzzy t moe you'd go him ay
Aww chur ow sole gheeee, umm his ma best mate, gotten heaps closer in the past few months and his a swag daddy! And yeah **** yeah ay
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Are you jealous of Ryan Leeworthys swag level?
Are you ****ing kidding me :')
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Is your brother Jak Martello a squid of a bloke ? Tom Adamson said he is...,,
Tom Adamson is a gay Arab that fingers his an** too much
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I heard you today, your actually ****ing mint
Lol, highly doubt it but fanks :)
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You can sing!!
Wtf? -.- No one has ever heard me sing, I hope
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Amongst people you know ,who has the most annoying laugh?
Someone
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She still likes Luke..
Does she?
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Because your a gay **** and chelsea is hot as and you two shouldn't be together
Naw thanks, kindly f*ck off
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Chelsea is in the toilets right now with another boy, just watch out sam
I highly doubt it, she isn't like that :') why do you feel the need to say this?
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Chelsea just kissed someone
Naw cute
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You actually have no idea how good looking you are!!! Seriously i cant think of a flaw, youre gorgeous and have the beat personality
Not very.. But thanks :)
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Sam youre mint ðŸ˜
Far from it :')
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What would you do if you farted during a class test?
Blame it on the person next to me
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Who knows you better than your parents?
People
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Oooh, alright.. I'll let her tell you :')
Okie dokie
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Mitch nation
Nah, what about him?
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Has Chelsea told you about Mitch?
Mitch who?
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Thoughts on ted martello?
Who the **** is that ****
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Who are you thinking about as you answer this?
You
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Your *exy asssssssss cunnnttttttt
Cheers ****
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Hows it goin caarrnnntttttt ;)
Fkn siiiick
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It's your favourite sister bro!
Jak, is that you?
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Why do people even care about your relationship it's none of their buisness and you are hot as Sam and so is Chels, you deserve each other <3
Thankyou :)
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I like anonymously posting you crap ;) but you always know it's me bro!!
Awks cause I don't know who this is :(
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favorite girls in your year :P :P :P
Spoono and Taina
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favorite girls from emc!?
Miss lyfco
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You and Chelsea are an odd couple but you two are so fkn cute together!
Thanks I guess
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Chelsea is probably gonna leave you for someone better soon so don't be surprised when it happens
If she wants to leave that's her decision, but I'll do whatever it takes to make her want to stay
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How can such a gay **** like you get someone like Chelsea? It confuses me
I ask myself that all the time, so I don't know what the answer to your question is. But Chelsea is amazing and I love everything about her! I'm happy that she has chosen me out of every guy out there and I wouldn't trade her in for the world! And plus we're happy together, so keep your opinion to yourself
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The first thing you think of after you wake up ?
**** school
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not sure if youll find the offending and if you do im sorry i dont mean it in a bad way but you lost weight and youve gotten so hot!
Nah I don't find it offensive because I was trying to get skinnier :) so I'm happy you said that! And let's be honest.. No I haven't gotten hot
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Rooted Chelsea yet
Her d!ck wouldn't fit :/ was to big :(
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Farck some khunts dribble **** about you and Chelsea on here hahah! Jelousy is a funny one👌
Hahahah :')
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Our neighbours are fighting again! It's hillarious!! Bit sad, but better than watching home and away! How's basketball??
Shae you could've just text me that -.-
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Best advice you received about relationships?
Never tell each other that you won't break their heart, because the truth is, one day one of you will.
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everyone at school just watches you and chels because you are both so awkward together. it makes severyone laugh!! H A H A
Wtf? Hahah! Please explain how we are awkward :)
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hows it goin **** <3 <3 <3
text meh :)
Yeah good cu*t
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YOU ARE A SIQ ****. <3
hey mitch ;)
Cheers biiitttccchhh