Masood
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What makes you happy?
The football
The cats
The food
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What are you sick of trying to explain to people?
Cannabis can be used to cure certain diseases...?
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Your greatest accomplishment?
Not entirely sure??
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What's the rudest thing a guest has done at your house?
Does coming un-invited count??
Coz that...
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What is the worst decision you ever made?
Jirree gaangggg bad decisions?
But the worste has to be the time...I decided to wear socks and crocs when going out in the rain...the crocs got wet...that's fine...but the socks?das bad
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What's something you fell in love with instantly?
Cats?
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why you like marcelo so much?
He is the best LB in the world??
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Why don't you do a live?
Don't have thee time?
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What do you never trust?
Pretty females
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When were you the most happy and why?
When Chelsea won the champion's league?
Coz they my team??
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Hiii Masuuuu
By the nickname...I know who's this??
Hellooooo
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One day your heart will change and you will be a gunner???
If Chelsea has a million fans...I am part of them
If Chelsea has only one...I am that one
If Chelsea has no fans...I am dead??
#nevergonnachange
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Babygirl?❤?
Ozzband?❤
Where my doritos?
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What could you talk endlessly about?
Football⚽❤?
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What is your New Year's resolution?
To stop being kind to people who don't deserve it?
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Salaaameeekkkum ??? Aneesaaaah
Heyyyy niggaaaaaa❤???
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Why do so many people not like you?
Till today I honestly don't know??
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What will your child's name be ?
Parents
AND wife will decide that....imma still call him Ayden junior tho??
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So you're basically admitting to fcking chickens?
Yes
Do you want me to spell it out for you?
Nigga tf you think??
But hey I vy beast on everything....like I said
But I don't discriminate so its fine❤?
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I heard you practice beastiality on chickens
I do I do?
However it's not only chiggins?
Anything....I practice on everything?
You see...if you know comics you'll find I'm deadpool in terms of beastiality practises?✖
I am I giver...I do not take....coz society needs to be given things?
I must give back to society✔
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What is the best piece of advice you've ever gotten?
Remain humble and silent even if you're right?❤
Told to me by one of my teachers
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What's it like to be you?
To be me is to be like a maths test....not many really understand it?
I am also like a maths test bcoz people don't like me?
And lastly....just like a maths test I fail alot?
Eish
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Do you know a guy named joey by any chance??
Yes I do?he's such a legend fellow
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Ten minste het jy "I think" gesê...
Ek verstaan✖
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Kamse kam tumne kaha ki "I think"...
Wat se wat?
Wie se wie
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How often do you apologise to those whom you have wronged?
I apologize whenever I do something wrong....I think?
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What are you looking most forward to in 2017?
Nothing ??
My life is sad....except I have a best friend named Bill❤?
He's soo handsome
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Ameerahs number ?
Which one...I know 4
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Always have the same clothing on bruh change
No
It's this or a chicken costume?
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Fav Bollywood actress?
Deepika Padukon....I may have spelt that wrong??
But damnnnn?????????❤❤❤❤????
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You've got the wrong person Maskad
No no it's the right person....sorry
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Emm...i think this stalker don't speak about Yusuf ever!!!!....and i meant like what clothes...okay sorry i promise not to bother u again??.....
-stalker truly
You crazy bruv
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I don't discriminate
Yeah you gay....but I don't discriminate
So it's fine??
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Stalker here again?....what u wearing rn???
Clothes
Oh and yusuf said you must leave him alone coz you guys don't talk and he doesn't have your number
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What have you never truly gotten over?
Eish can't say it in the open?
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How often do you jerk off?
Do you not feel ashamed....
To ask such a question....
A vulgar questions portrayed in a despicable manner.....
Do you not feel not even a little remorse....
To ask this shameful question to your father??
#justbanter
So don't vy cry now
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Are you straight ????
Yes I am very straight??
Why do you ask?
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Be like briyani,masooooooodddddyyy.
Bros I miss you haha.
Faaccceee???
I love biryani?
Wait I'll msg you now now?
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If you had one then
Well....
1. Cristiano Ronaldo
2. Pewdie pie
3. Spongebob
4. Any other legend that wears crocs (including deadpool and joker)??
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Who is the 1 person you think can steal your girl?
Niemand....
Coz I don't have a "girl"
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What colour is your toothbrush?
Its pink?no jokes
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Will your friend isi patel give me his number ?
Ask him?
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Friends with Naeem Dinat?
Yeah
And he's a legend??
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Can you just ask him to get this app too?
Okay, well you can but would you?
Nooo
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Why are you not a millionaire?
Because I'm very lazy
I blame others for my mistakes
I compare myself to others
I always quit
I have no faith in myself
I don't study
I don't work out
I spend too much time on social media
Also on a lighter note....I like burger king???
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Do you like ice-cream?
I love it???
However.....
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Please inform him that I miss him, the old him
You miss kandawala? Okay I'll tell him
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How often do you check your Qoohme page?
Like maybe once a day....if I have my phone?
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Methi
Bajeeeeeeeeee???????
Jawa deeeennniiiii??
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Favourite food?
Anyting wit chiggin❤?
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Okay, don't answer the previous one please.
Have a nice day.
Lol which one?
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Ooh, that's a lot?.
Well that's good and how's Kandawala?
He's good?
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Ooh, how many do you know?
Apart from your brother?
Like 14....and I speak to all regularly??
But my bro is doing alhm❤?
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Hehe????....I'm bac....?
- stalker truly
Lol haha?
I think you should study
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????, well you're "punny". I think the word is edible though and I think I understand why you got this app...
I hope you don't mind my statement?.
Tenk you mun??
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You just won $50 million from the lottery. What's next?
????
I'd invest half of it....or save it?then...I'd give 10 to my parents....10 to my siblings❤
And with the rest??
I'm living out in LA, I drive a sports car just to prove, I'm a really big baller coz I made a million dollars and I spent it on girls and shoes???
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Do you like vegetables?
Depends which vegetables....I love corn
Chillies?
And some other nice ones that aren't coming to my mind now??
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Why do you like chickens so much?
I like chickens because...well there is no real answer??just love them...dead or alive??(I mean when they like eatable)
Also when I changed my name to @mr_chicken08??I got the attention of this cute chick (pun intended) and things were good....but now she has blocked me???for reasons unknown?
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What made you decide to get this app?
Uhmm
I wanted to see what people would like to know about me I guess...and also I wanted to see what people think about me??
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Tell me your favourite joke
Uhmm?
Soo a blind man walks into a bar...and a table and a chair??
Your turn?
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Stompie whats qooh
Stompie...you can ask me questions anonymously??
But i
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Masoody,I like kiwis.
Oh and get well best.
Faaacceee??
You fineapple?? I like avocados?...maybe it's not a fruit....but I will debate it??
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Do u have any nieces and nephews? Is your bro married?
Uhmm not yet?but insha-allah soon
No he's not married?
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How many years did u do hifz and with who?
I live in azaadville n thinking of doing it. But I'm already 14?
I did hifz for around 5-6 years❤
Alhm I did it with the help of my father...so that was nice.
It doesn't matter....you never too old for it...just keep concentration and you won't go wrong
Allah will help you❤?
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Tell your friends.. the cajees to lick each others cocks n u go n bang them in the A$$.... why r u helderkruin idiots so gay and carry on like laaities? Come here! We'll fcken fix u guys up
Yoh?
Someone's angry??
Come where exactly?
And wallahi why mention other owes on my page...have respect for gents ?
And watch out....I'll call the gay rights activists for you...???smh cool off bros #peace
Do you know how to cook?
Some stuff?... But yes
And my ice blocks??they are divine??
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What other languages do you speak?
I speak English
I can speak Afrikaans also...
I undertsand gujis and urdu...but can't speak it
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Jee I am in grade 11...
In the other school?.
Lol cool
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What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live?
Yoh that's a hectic queshen (question)
But ey I'd just want to repent tbh?which I should already be doing??
Oh and I would want to eat lot....like lot chicken stuff❤and then chill with my faimly and bros?
Especially bros 1 and 2❤? (they know)
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That same girl...
Ohhh you?
You in grade 11?
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Jee I did, for an hour too.
It's weird that you're asking a question on your account?.
I have another question....who is this?
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?, then again, they usually are.
I'm sorry though.
Did you write it?
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How was the Accounting paper yesterday?
Tjoh....it was kak?
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Mxm....fine be like that !!! ???
- stalker truly
Yes I shall?
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I was wondering if after all these years u'd like to meet???
Spill the beans!
- stalker truly
Uhmm no?
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It's me
Adele?so we meet again?
Well guess what....
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Jee, unfortunately, there is a word limit?.
Well should I tell you on Instagram or on WhatsApp?
Ohh really didn't know....insta would be better??
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Hahaha Masood??, I would have used emoticons, had there not been a word limit?.
My reponse to your question, time shall tell the untold?.
There's a word limit???
Can time tell soon....coz I hate suspense??
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Aneesah's the girl that doesn't type like how I do (the use of full stops after every sentence are a perfect example to elaborate my statement). However, I happen to know Aneesah because I see her like all the time. I shall reveal my anonymous identity soon.
Aneesah's also my bestie??
Woah really????? okay okay...where you gonna reveal your identity???
And why you became so serious??where all the emojis went??
You rock anonymous??stay cool
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It's aneesah Mr chicken
Aneesa who?
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Uhmmm??i'm a girrrrrl....eyayay but who cares u're awesome bye bye now??
Okay....and thanks for emphasizing that you're a girl??
We talk some other time okay???
Still feel like I know you...?dunno why tho
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I'm a girl??....u make me laugh tho!!!....hehe u're really weird but awesome at the same time and somehow.....??? ........???
Lol thanks??
You awesome human?
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I am a girl?. Well to answer your question, nope you do not know me and neither do I personally know you and I am being honest, might I add.
Oh haha??thanks then??
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Pissaap karu
Ne huyi jao?????
Choooooooooooooooooo
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You're welcome Maskad ?.
Thanks again bruv??
And like seriously....do I not know you??
Be honest??
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And to carry on you all pussies so in helderkruin all the men have pussies and all the girls have dcks fck you and fck helderkruin because the whole of helderkruin should s*ck dck
Awww da little baby knows swear words?
Listen...don't come talk sht about others...my qooh...you talk about meh?
And beware with insults and swear words son?
In front of me you like a choir boy?...stupid nwata