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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
No it's cause they taste like McDonald's and crayons
At what age do you want to get married ?
Before I die
How are you ?
Who wants to know?, why do you care anyway?
Answer that and then I will tell you.
It would get you killed if not any of the 3 girls were your gf
im still not talking unless i get a reward, $250 sounds about right
Shrek is love, shrek is life
Do you give yourself to shrek
What do you seek in a girl?
Someone awesome, and beautiful
Name 3 hottest girls you know
Are you trying to get me killed
On a scale of 1-Matt, how angry are you?
I'll kill you all
****
Wow you are a dirty ****
Young man, pick yourself off the ground, I SAID YOUNG MAN
Fajit
How awesome are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
Batman
You're cute ;)
Cool beans
I know someone who likes you ;P
Oh really who?
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
Is it helicopter
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight,
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
Wooooop sky rockets In flight wooooop afternoon delight... Ahh afternoon delight
The hot one bro.
and who are you and who is that
Can your missus hook me up with her friend!
who?
**** lover
i know you are but what am i
favorite pokemon?
i would have to go with mewtwo
Get ****ed skrub
fight me irl
Give me pipa
da fuq is a pipa
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