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Who annoys you the most at HPV?
No-one haha, I get along with most of them
How much will i need to cope with when i got from a handie to a gobbie ;)
yes.
Get my hand pregnant. Aka can i give ya a handie
lel wot? ok.
BECAUSE IT IS MY NAMEEE
AND I CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER IN THIS LIFE! BECAUSE I LIE, AND SELL MYSELF TO LIES! Wait who is this?
Sometimes I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
That'll do pigsly.. That'll do.
What do you find attractive in a girl?
Hah. Funny, not a *****, can hold a conversation!
Would you like some cheese?
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LEIV ME ALONE US WESTIES ARE RESPECTABLE OK JESUS
Okay kiddo, you nearly got gang raped today ;)
I LOVE U
Okay you proved it.
Lel u r a collapsed an**
fak off m8 u r frome west melburn
call me 0468780456 :p
Who's this?
You're a skinless chicken breast
Carla pls
Westie loves u
Fkn grub bby
Lel yeast infection
Thx Prolapse an** <3
Do u love a Mexican immigrant named Carlos
Maybe. Okay yes.
Do you have a crush on anyone?
Nah not really, I'll just take whatever comes my way ;)
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Will you miss me, if I dies
Hmmm maybe?
Y r u such an f**et
Gooby pls
on a scale of 1-10 how much do you like scales from 1-10
7
How long did your last call last?
Like, 3 minutes
If you knew you could not fail ,what would you do?
Fail
black berry messenger
What about it?
What's ur bbm pin?
Wtf is bbm?
I want u dressed in nothing but black shoes and dress socks to pop out your calves and f*** me till my as* is sore from your #monstercock. #perfectnight
lulwut?
Why not :(
because that's weird?d
Well i think its true. Prove me wrong
um, no?
Hahaha it must be cause u have a PIN Dic*
oooh, someones angry ;)
Do u hve a monster ****? Cause then ur monster **** matt ;)
That's like, the stupidest ****ing question I've ever seen.
Would you chop of your doodle to save your life?
Can I stitch it back on?.
Then yeah.
Get f***ed by a guy or f*** a guy?
Neither..
t***, or as*?
Hhaha, t*** isn't censored but as* is.
nEh, idc.
Only for u ya hot **** <3
Great.
It's me that's who
You get up way too early.
Mm I'm bored. Fancy a quicky
who is this?
Kill me because life s*cks. A. Lot.
How does life s*ck?
Ill shoot you
That escalated quickly
Can you kill me please :(
why?
Mmm but you might not f*** mr then
who the f*** is mr then?
Me.
Descriptive. Inbox me?
It's not gay lord
who is it then?
Why what? I've given the reasons why I want you. I love you
Is this still Gaylord? Then f*** off.
Because your hot. You have a great body (from what I've seen maybe snap it?) great personality and I'm sure you are a se* god
Why?
Really. I want you though. So much
Like, why?
I want you inside me
Nah I'm good.
Yes we've established that its gay. I'd do it anyday if I had the chance
illegal
Send a snap of your amazing body? What else
nah,
Please. Is their anyone you would?
would what?
Well I don't think it is. I would just give you a bj or whatever you want. And we wouldn't mention it to anyone
gay.
Quite. Do it. <3 snap it to everyone
no.
But like I'd s*ck you. It wouldn't be gay cause you would f*** me not the other way round
Gay is gay.
And not just to guys. Guys and gals ?
Okay, that's only half gay.
Snapchat your perfect body to people?
that's a bit gay.
I know. Still. Would you f*** me?
nope. I'm not gay. sorry bruv.
Brah I'm only gay for you <3 (and maybe 1 or 2 others(
yeah, still gay.
Well then not your house then ;) btw you have an amazing body like oh I *** whenever I see yoj
because that's not gay or anything.
That's good. Still dark room and we can go at it ;)
I keep lights on everywhere in my house.
AHAHAHAHAHAH well I'm not going to say. Yet
uhhhmm, okay, I'm fine with that. I'm a chill person.
well maybe we can just be f*** buddies ?
Bahaha, I haven't asked until now, who is this?
Because I can't have you :(
Shame about that
It is. Life isn't fair
how so?
Well I don't. I'm guessing
That's cheating
That is very true
You seem to have a bit of knowledge here
4chint. I see. I'm sure you love the messed up shiz
Some parts are more civilized than others
The grammar in your responsers are so bad it burns
's from 4chint. Don't worry, it's a place you wouldn't understand.
Also, *responses.
Because bananas are not good to eat while making eye contact.
That is true.
Although-
why banan a is more banana-
1 : Is so good and yellow
2 : good for eating
3 : a spider can make it a home
4 : yellow is color of GOLD, oragne doesnt exist in mineral
5 : you can throw it, slip and make cartoon 1976
6 : is MORE better than apple
7 : is good for smoothie
8 : child frendly
9 : look like panis ; not gay, panis is sign of domain and superior "woman do not have panis and they stupid" - abraham L.
10 : orange is grow on trees. Bananas is trees too but bananas is not a f***er
Hehehe I'm insane APPLES ðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽ
But why not bananas?
Does it matter I'm a guy?
>implying you didn't give yourself away ages ago.
Thanks for playing bud, better luck next time :)
Well we're and when. I want to do thos
Whenever
Next Friday at BGS. ??
Baha not going to be there
Sp you want me to s*ck you and get f***ed by you
K?
Well you wot say yes or no
What?
I want you to make me s*ck you off then pound me till morning
Now you're just getting lazy with these
Oh
Well that s*cks. What's your username?
pickledas*. Legit.
Yes please f*** me for hour. I want you so much
Mmk
Matt you hottie if its a grapefruit size and shape that's not good. Get it checked out. But what size is it really? I want to be able to deepthroat you and take it up the as* so you can pound me all night ;)
Mmk
*Ever led someone on?
Not that I know of
How do you sort o have snapchat
I have it, but it doesn't always work.
Ever led someone one?
on or one? what?
I'm the fat man that's been wanting to f*** you in the arse you little rat ****
sooo... you're gay. haha f*****
I would like to s*ck your ****. How big do I need to practise so I can take you all ;)
Think Grapefruit. And then eat that shi*. Grapefruits are the shi*.
I want you to fuxk me so hard I can't walk. Please <3 make me beg for you
I'm okay with this.
I want you to f*** me for hours. You are the hottest thing I've ever seen. Like you have the best body
...k
OI stud reply. Please <3 ill let you do anything to me ;)
did I miss something?
Do you have snapchat?
sort of
you are the shi*test ****
you too bby xoxo
Can't tell if it's ironic or not that i got confused and had to google the meaning of discombobulate...
Heh. Ironic. Yep.
discombobulated- past participle, past tense of dis·com·bob·u·late
Verb
Disconcert or confuse (someone).
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