Matthew Jones
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At what point did you realise you are attractive?
Still waiting for that day.. Haha nah like looks wise I'm probably not but there are many other ways that make people attractive - smile, personality, laugh, humour, etc. I have good qualities like those and I've known that for years haha
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how many people can you take in a fight?
As many c unts as I need to. You start s hit with me, you ain't getting away with it unharmed
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hi matt, anthony here, thanks for adding me. catch you later
Hey bud, all g. You sure will!
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what is this site and why should i do this
A site where people can ask you random questions anonymously. Really no point in having it bc no one uses it now. I did today for old times sake. Came up in my memories for this day 3 years ago or some crap
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would you rather be transgender or chris pham?
Chris Pham haha, just so I can see what the fk goes on in his head
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favourite position?
Wow I click this link for old times sake and I have questions to answer HAHA. Favourite position is me sleeping. HA
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What got you upset recently?
My account balance
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How's it goin
It's going good! How about you??
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What are you trying to prove to yourself?
That I'm actually worth something
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Let's all go to the lobby
And grab ourselves a treat?!
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What does success mean to you?
Success isn't the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you are happy, that is true success.
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If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Take all opportunities that life throws at you. Yeah. Or keep it sleazy. One of those!
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Battery percentage on your phone?
40%
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What is your idea of living the good life?
If you're happy you're living a good life. Simple.
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How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
HAHAHA look probably none
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What is the most expensive thing you own ?
Idk my phone and electronic stuff
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If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
Buy expensive stuff. Donate sht loads to charities. Ya know. That sorta stuff.
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Yoghurt: yay or nay?
Yay, I like yoghurt
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Do you ever go to the toilet and then come out with a renewed faith in God?
Can't say I have, no, sorry!
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What would you call your autobiography?
I have no idea, because I have no plans on writing one haha
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What do you want most out of life?
To be successful, raise a family and live life to the fullest
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If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
I would be the one holding my arms out for people to come to me if they needed to. Everyone else comes before me. That's my moral code
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If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
Come back as myself, and live my life again!
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Change*
I have $ex daily... sht I mean dyslexia. My bad. Thanks anon
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What is your motto?
You can't changed your past... But you can let go, and start your future.
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What is your current state of mind?
Confused of sorts
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Omg what's "cooked" mean?
Footy Classified - google it
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Thoughts on Daniel Lauricella?
Most cooked spud next to fkn Gary Lyon, Damien Barrett, Matthew Lloyd, Travis Cloke, Darcy Moore and Tyrone Vickery
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Who have you told
A couple of people - but no bringing up old wounds here HAHA. Inbox me
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How many girls have you told your true feelings when you did like or love them?
3 or 4. The rest I never said anything
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How many girls have you loved?
Loved? Not many Liked? Quite a few
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Who did you love? Why didn't you tell her?
I haven't told her because I know what the response will be. "You're a lovely person, very sweet and kind, but I don't like you the way you like me" Story of my life
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I don't understand how that is the worst thing you have ever done in your life
Haha maybe because my whole life I've played it safe - tried not to get into trouble and whatnot. Never lied in serious situations, never stole anything, didn't hurt nobody (aside from the pirmary school bully), and yeah. Maybe its just because I've done anything too serious before and that really is the worst, I dunno
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What did you lie about to the girl you loved?
It wasn't so much to her persay, more to myself - Trying to tell myself that I didn't care but I did.
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You've got to take it right to the line
I always do :P
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What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Living life with the girl I love the most, with her being successful in her job field and me being a successful Performing Arts Teacher at my current Secondary School. Living life to the fullest, with our children (3 at least), alongside us!
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Bacon?
Nah nah I gotta tell you something. Bacon is good for me!
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What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Lied to the girl I loved about my true feelings. I guess that's the worst I've done.
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What's missing in your life ?
A girlfriend and Dad
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Is your year going great ?
Sort of haha
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Who's two people at your party that should be a couple?
Should be? Paige and Aaron.
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How do you want people to treat you ?
The way I treat them. It's only fair.
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Wat of the month are u in?
The month we are in, is July
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Do u think I'm attractive?
Yes anon, you are attractive haha. Inbox me :P
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Wats the time?
The time as of 12 minutes ago when you asked the question was 9:15am. The time is now 9:27am
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U hav brain? Me eat brain.
Me eat with you
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How often do u take a s***?
Every 69.69 minutes
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Is it safe to poke something if it was twitching?
Id say no
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If u mixed blue and yellow would it make blellow?
It's also known as Yellue but Blellow works too! I dunno what people are on when they say 'Green' like wtf?!
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Do u think people are born stupid?
Potentially. Myself, case in point
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is it wise to feed u meth?
Yes it is hahaha
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How often do you go to the deli?
Not heaps, why? Haha
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did you play runescape?
-Thomas Aitken
No I don't haha
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Go to sleep fk Head!
Don't tell me how to live my life!
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tbh- funny, great to talk to, amazing character and best personality ever! , loyal, kind and bomb at keeping up the strangest conversations about ANYTHING that ones mind can come up with. your truly amazing and i hope you know it! <3
Awe that's so sweet! Thank you so much! Please inbox me!!
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rate- 7/10
personality- 10000000000000/10
Haha aw that's nice, assuming you mean me! Inbox me :)
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Thoughts on ya best mate?
They're all awesome! I'm lucky to have them all in my life :D
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Who is ur best mate?
My best best best mate is Jason. But my other best mates are Sam, Chris, Armaan, Anthony, Michael, Thomas and Daniel!
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If u could wish one person would stop being stupid who would it be? Why?
Quite a number of people actually
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What are the side effects of feeding a crocodile meth?
I dunno
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If tony Abbott came to ur front door wat would be ur first reaction/reflex?
Punch his lights out then shut the door
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Who's the best looking person in ur group? (Skip the narcism)
Male or female?
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Does 9 + 10 = 21 I'm not sure. My further teacher won't answer my question
It does. Tell your further teacher he needs to do a little less math and focus on the meth. Wait a minute...
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A crocodile steals your son and promises to return him only if you can correctly guess what the crocodile will do with your son. Assuming the croc keeps its word, what would happen if you guessed that he wouldn’t return your son?
I answered it no need to send it again hahaha
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A crocodile steals your son and promises to return him only if you can correctly guess what the crocodile will do with your son. Assuming the croc keeps its word, what would happen if you guessed that he wouldn’t return your son?
If he was to give my son back if I guessed he would originally keep him, he would be forced to give him back. But what I want to know is how the crocodile has taken my son hahaha
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I have a question. Would you mind answering it?
Yes I can answer it
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If you had to eat one of your friends, who would you choose and who do you think would taste the best?
I'd rather starve than eat my friends. Their life always comes before mine.
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If one person could turn water into wine, who would it be?
Liam Lowe, or more commonly known as, God. He's the only God in my eyes hahaha
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How many Mexican slaves do you own?
A few. One for every day of the week, and a couple of extras, so, 69.
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Thoughts on thoughts
I think it would be difficult to say what I think about thoughts haha. Sometimes I really hate them but sometimes I like them. Like dreams, you know. Sometimes dreams and thoughts may reveal a path to the future but most times they don't haha
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Thoughts on why Richmond can't win a premiership
Inconstancy really. 2013 we played well. Same for 2014 but we had a bad finals start. This year we are doing okay, hopefully either this year or in the coming years we can make a granny and potentially win!
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Thoughts on reality
It's weird to be blunt. I dunno how to describe it, but it may not even be real hahaha!
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Thoughts on men
I don't like men in that way if that's what you were implying, but I respect most men, especially those who do a lot for society - and women who do that too for that matter. I don't like how men get paid more than women and respected more than women but one man can't change that
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Thoughts on women
All women are beautiful people. Some more so than others. Some are wrongly discriminated against and gender equality is a big factor still. I think most women are unfairly treated and it's not right.
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Thoughts on people
Can be quite mean at times. Some are okay though
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Thoughts on life
It's hard. Very hard. And unfair for that matter. But that truly is what life is supposed to be. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and you'll be fine
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Thoughts on school
It's fine. People there piss me off but I've realised how important it is so I need to focus!
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do u think the girl you love loves you back
Probably not haha. She hasn't specifically said doesn't love me but hey it's a descent assumption.
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Do you like poo?
Oh yeah it's the best thing
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Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
I have no idea hahaha
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
Hahaha okay let me know what it is
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What do you want right now ?
Be with the girl I love
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How do you deal with a break up ?
Never had a girlfriend so havent had a break up
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Favourite tricycle?
The 3 wheeled kind.
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
Bad Neighbours was a real letdown.
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How do you deal with someone with bad breath?
Idk tell them nicely I guess
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Thoughts on asymptotes?
They're awesome
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What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
24 hours. Longest I could go Id say. Need to be clean!
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If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
44 wow
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What was your first cellphone ?
Nokia C2
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If you ate human meat without knowing what it was, do you think it would taste good?
I'm not sure. I wouldn't think so but hey I could be wrong. I don't particularly want to find out however.
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What could you talk about forever?
Dragon Ball Z <3
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Thoughts on trains?
They're cool!
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B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
Beethoven ****s on Bieber any day.
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If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?
Idk
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What would make you happy?
If the girl I love would tell me she loves me AHAHAHA my fantasy life.