Matthew Parish
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Who's your best root?
Facebook me xo
Thought on Rowena :) :) ?
Babe xo
Thoughts on Jasmine (: ?
shes allgood by me(:
What pisses you off the most?
Work
Should take me for a drive ;)
Yeah chur. See ya soon!
Thoughts on Maryjayne?;)
i personally dont smoke weed.
Have you regretted sleeping with anyone at all!? Even just a one nighter?
naaah, no ragrets. but for real, nope. **** regrets!
Least favourite groups socially in town ?
Those kids I see walking around in school uniform at like 1 o'clock on a Tuesday who clearly are ment to be at school
Had to have a wee stalk of your qooh young Matthew, and I see I feature as one of your questions. So famous around these parts *****es wanna know about me, fab (y) ty for your kind words, I treat Josh real fine I'll have you know ;) adios amigo
Kia Ora young buck! Your speaking the words I like to hear! Congratulations on your discovery of two weirdos that fit like pulse pieces. Please make babies. Babies are cute. They shall be born with the facial hair of a god, much like their father:)
Any girls in timaru that you want to get to know better?
All of them
Grammar is the most important thing in life!
Yes, yes it is.
Soooo ahhh..... You're kinda cute ae!
You know the difference between your and you're, I like you.
You are so hot <3 <3
Try me
Got your eye on anyone at the moment?
I do not!
What do you look for in a girl? Look wise etc
Not hit with a shovel
Thoughts on Murphy Davidson
Top chick, not a bad looker! Hope she treats josh bloody good!
What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
Spekin lyk dis aye g
why is your flatmate moving out
Move in with mates
Hey baby gurl
You're gay.
Any trips down south ?
Naaah too cold **** that
You got any trips planned ?
Yeah Blenheim for Peter brown motocross
Sarah Whiting is real kwl do u agree
I do, she is lovely!
Who are you closest friends?
Besties definitely MaryJayne the stupid ****, also dan and ali! shout out for the rides guys!
Is that disease named chelsea tailor?
tailor? close enough..
How did Jared Muir feel about that incident ?
He loved it;)
Why are you going to die?
Some disease floating in the hallway at my house
Who was the last person you inserted you p**** in to????
Jared Muir.
Love you babes ex oh *ex hoe!
Cute how you signed off as hoe;)
Hey poorash
Hey Jared;)xo
The worst thing that happend to you this week?
Drinking.
Are you going anywhere for winterfest ?
Nah don't know
The famous one?
Poorash. Nah ugh sedgyfergo
What's thar ****s name on snapchat
What one?
Miss you bestie xoooooxxxxxxxooooooooooo
Miss you too xo
You're a ****ing ****.
And you probably have orange hair.
Whys that ?
I'm single lol
Are you happier more now than this time last year ??
Awwwww **** yes!!
What was the last girl you slept with like?
Ginga hehe
What bores you about people ?
People who can't hold a conversation.
Your bestie must be pretty kewl!
She's gay..
Hey, I really liked your outfit tonight who chose it? xoxoxox
the bestie eh xo
Find your own rides home from work then.
ok
I can't tell if your serious or not lul
i am.
Don't be a ****
i believe we are not talking.
What's your problem .
sorry who is this?
wheres ya licence gone ciggy butt brain
For a holiday.
Your source of happiness?
Chelsea xo
Lol, you have some creepy *****es posting **** on here!
Standard **** really.
Y u so mean to me :,(
Cause I'm funny.
u have no standards but thn neither to the girls who **** you either lol
Hehe you will never get dis! You will never get dis!
Thoughts on emma anderson (:
Bloody top *****!!
I'm really sick :( xo
Aww who is this?
No one likes a sluz babe
No one likes you babe
Heard some *exy ***** is moving in this weekend ;)
No
Your amazing babe ;)
Get in line.
I miss the friendship we used to have :(
Same, Facebook me:)
You should take care of Domo move
I found him:)
Do you still have domo
Nope. I think it got stolen last night.
Why arent you friends with her amymore?
Anymore* and it's not really that important to your day to day life is it?
Haha you used to be like in love with nicole? Now use arent even friends? Wtf..
I didn't love her lol.. Buut she was a good friend! And now were not! Oh dear, how sad! Life goes on, bye bye:)
Have you got a new flat mate ?
Yeah:)
Do you think Dylan decided to move also because you were moving into 238.. And Jared?! ****.
Well Jared's going with his girl friend and I replaced Dylan so I moved in cause he moved out? Are you trying to get at something?
Who are 3 people from Timaz you don't think very much of?
why haha?
The other guy in your pic is hot as ****, you both must be 238 material <3
well he's gone home.. so hes not 238.
Does your flat mate Alastair really have the clap?
how does everybody know?!
Who's the girl in your profile picture? I'm quite keen on hur
Rowena Owens! From invers! hurt her ill put barbed wire in ya bottom
I hope one day we meet and ****, you are one *exy fella
thats mint.
Your such a idiot, when you could be a really nice guy. You just choose not to.
dont hate me cause you aint me.. if im not nice to you your probably not worth my time xo
Why are you such a **** when it comes to Nicole?
i havent talk to her or about her in like 3 weeks.. even if they wanna believe its me(: shes not that high on my prioritys of people to care about..
What do you think about the most?
The weekend ❤️
Do you prefer curvy girls or skinny girls
curvy for sure
What happened between you and Indya
its not really for qooh.me haha.. no biggie!
Describe your ideal girl? Looks, personality etc
Well a good body is a good deal nice t*** and as*! ooh wee! if that ***** aint funny she may aswell wonder on! gotta have good banter! bloody good!
we've meet before when you use to hang out with my friend, and you didn't seem like you'd be interested then don't think I could handle rejection twice;)
aww well give us a poke on fb we will see!
No way I'm to shy to do that don't think id meet your standards
my standards are awfully low.. give us a try
Is there anyone that you don't like ?
yeeah **** yeah
You are actually so hot, would be keen anyday for you
get at me!
Who was your best root
they were all special in theyr own ways xo
Whos the other guy in your profile pic on Qooh.me?
Old mate D-Spec Dylan Oconnor!
is Chelsea Taylor moving in to tha 238 lol ?
Aww yeah maybe, why?
p**** goes into v***** and makes funny noises
You shall be my squishy❤️
Have chez and dylan said anything about there new flatmate
i heard he tried getting mittens fixed?
It's if true you have a big willy wonker down stairs?
only if your hot.
Are you still single(;
"iv always been single!" -alastair brownlie
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