Matt jones
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Lick my butthole if you name is Lewis trainor
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Get off your nans couch
IM HOME NOW
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Why is it every day at school you're always watching glory hole p*rn! Is it for the good looking Dic* or what?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
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Have you hooked up with anyone recently?
Have not
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U wis u were a sick **** oi taco bill
I'm the sickest
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who was that chick that was watching your bball on sunday
Some gimp called lauren
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would u let a guy s*ck your ****
If this is who I think it is f*** off. But if it's Lewis hey baby
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Your a dumb ****
Nah I'm a sickunt
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St. Peter's 2014 ?
Yeah son. Either that or Richmond. Haven't chosen yet
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Don't smoke! Your ruining your basketball career!!!!
I don't smoke loooooooooooool
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Most embarrassing moment?
When Lewis caught me wanking in the shower
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I love you Matt
Yeah well whoever you are you're a gimp
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Matt u have to be careful with who you flirt/open up to because it kind of leads girls on :/
Soz bbg
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have you ever had a moment where you've just sat there and thought 'life's good.'?? If so like where were u what happend
Nah life's shi*
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One of the nicest people you've ever met??
I met this homeless guy in the city one time. And he gave me this coin that had a reading to the bible. It was pretty nice
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Favourite place u've always wanted to travel to?
Space
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would u go out with someone with a not so amazing body??
If you don't have t***ies or a*s you shouldn't even be talking to me
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How old are you and what year level
In 96 in grade 3
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Ever had a crush on a friend if yes ,who was it ?
Yeah then I f***ed her lol
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GIMME YOUURR NUMBER I QANT 2 TO CALL YOU MANNNS <3'DFGG
0403314749
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Have you learnt how to kick a footy?
Hhaha f*** ya gimp I have
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whatts yourr numberrrr #### bbbyyy???!! i wanna calll youu cause ur a QTPIE OMG <3 great b*m hole
1800-root
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virgin?xoxoxox i would bang yahhh m88 <3 love ur cox bbyyy gurrll xoxoxox <33333 From H.W you will neevvar know who i ammm!! btw i stlakkk you hahaha
Okay well no. And thanks babe
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how was that relationship? :)
Wasnt too bad
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did you go out w/ cat grey?
Sure did
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Thus your p**** is firming and you are about to initiate the act of se* by penetrating the v*****. But thy Matthew is unaware that there is no v***** only the dirt track. He then gazes up to see a man in a black singlet.
I take one look at him. And I think, I've had te young calf. Now I want the old bull
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Im being very serious
About what?
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are lucy and you still together???
Wouldn't think so
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your a Dic*hole that nigga plays ball like a g
Sorry man
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who even plays basketball in air maxes and huf socks? #scores12pointswithbrokenelbow
Ahaha some Dic* head who can't catch a ball
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You are actually such a horrible person ever since you started hanging with xanthe and lucy you have become a shi*ty person with a shi*ty personality
Not sure if srs
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do you liiiiiikke anyone ;)
Answered this like 10 times. I like Jesus Christ our saviour
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How dare they think that anyone can come along and become your buthole licker.
Baby you're my only butthole licker
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I herd u lyk old men in blak sinlets... My naem is donlen. U wan sum fuk?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Who's someone you really appreciate
Jesus Christ, our saviour
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Can I lick your butthole even if my name isn't Lewis Trainor?
No wtf. The rules clearly state the Lewis is the only one he is allowed
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Matt just letting you know I mas******* frequently to the thought of you driving a caravan through the caravan parks
Thanks baby you're cute
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Name a movie that made you or nearly made you to cry?
Stepbrothers
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One thing that the world does not know about you?
I've got two p****es
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Name 3 people you trust?
Anyone but phoebe
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Top 3 songs on your current music playlist?
Life styles of da poor and dangerous Put it on Five fingers of death
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Do you support human cloning and why or why not?
I don't even give a **** tbh
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wannna taste me im actually chicken nuggets ;)
No thanks
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do you lijke anybody if so who do you like
i really do like chicken nuggets, chicken nuggets is like my family
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Do you still have a thing for Lucy ?
i believe so
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Would you slap a parent for $30 Million ?
id punch them in the face for 30 million
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Thoughts on extreme gaping?
Always up for a good time so why not
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Say eleni sees me walking out of the shower, I'm looking good. I got a luscious V of hair running from my chest pubes to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and says I've had the old bull now I want the young calf. She grabs me by the wenis.
SHUT THE **** UP
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It's clear you're gay for Dawes .
Yes obviously
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Hook with Tamta already
Dat ***** dun even play cp with me
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5 beautiful girls ?
Wot even r girls
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please cheer me up, just heard the most devastating news and I am actually really sad :(
Shoot bby gal
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Your pernokile is little
Yours is or the small variety
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(Part 4) I think it's a guy. I think to myself. "What would OG do?" I put him down on his knees and go the dirt track. It wasn't dirty. I open my eyes. Terry Crews is standing by my bed.
I have no f***en idea what I'm talking about. I am OG MUDBONE.
You're the real og?
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(Part 3) I go bondage and gag her. She can't speak. I put her down on the bed and take off her dress. I reach down to prepare it for my 32 inch flopper. All I feel is a piece of meat. The meat is about 11 inches long.
IT'S LINDA
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(Part 2) I ask why we can't do the regular. She says no. She hangs up. I go to bed confused. The next day I go to see her to see how bad this an*** disease is. She forces me away. I say lets just try the pink track.
Was the river running red?
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(part 1)It was a weird night yesterday. I just finished. Payed her the usual 100. Went home. The phone rings. It's her. She explains why I can never see her again. She's got an an*** disease. I think it's because we only do an***.
This better not be about my mum
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My secret: I have a p****. My name is OG mudbone
You're secret is safe with me
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you remind me of the funny asian group at sacred heart
I am the funny again group at sacred heart
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If the river is gushing red and the dirt track is muddy as f***. What do you do?
Call Lewis for a double penetration
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Your pernoggle is of a very small variety
Same to yours maxwell
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Who the fk is Evelyn I thought you have a thing with Lucy?? Hm a bit dog
I don't have a thing with Evelyn or anything you dumb ****er, she's my best friend. Dont think you should go around calling people'l dogs until you realise that you might be wrong every now and then
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OI I AM NOT A Bit** :O
Shut up you love me
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Hey Matt..... I don't talk to you often and I think you're really hot. But I am hiding a big secret just tell me if you want to know it cos I haven't told anyone yet (:
Yeah go ahead
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thoughts on evelyn kafaltis ;)
Evelyn is the biggest ***** I have ever met. I love her so much, I would do anything for me after what she's done for me. She is actually my Bestfriend, i don't even mind when she drags me clothes shopping with her. Still a ***** though ;)
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et dun mata if blak or wite as long as its big
It's black ad white and a monster
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I wak up in tha mornin and I c u walken pas my house nd I em putting tha bins out u mai no me but I am not shore u lyk caravans nd so do I I go 2 ur skool nd I wear a wite singket in tha merning mi naem is donlen
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah it was a black singlet
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matty fatty ;)
guess whoooooooooooo hahahha
Look I got no ****en idea tbh
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Are u and Lucy going out or wat???? Becaus if not I want to make a move on u!!
No were not. But please don't
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Reason for your last breakup?
She got bored lol
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Why do you hang out with like lucy Xanthe nd lauren and stuff?? Didn't realise u were all friends
Am I not allowed to hang with them?
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fave yr8 at st james?
bobby, campbell and that kid that cries every time you touch him
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thoughts on shannon gordon
love her heaps, miss her too
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Why do you look like a gay monkey?
because i am a gay monkey
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corner of centre and napean, pronto. go go go
you know i cant
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Do you have se* with ronald mcdonald, does he place his chips in your mouth?
nah just his meat
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I might just lick yout butthole if thats what your into
you can lick my ****hole
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Can we make se*y time
yeah of course we can
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Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
because thats the ****ing rules you ugly mutt, dont you dare ****ing question them otherwise your going to get your f***** as* beat
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Have you ever been friendzoned?
oh just a couple of hundred times
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Thigh gap????
box gap * but yeah they rock
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Does this mean your proposing to Alex?????????
yes, it does
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We luv u mattyjo xxxxz
yeah i know
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I get virtual vibes that xan hates u
Xanthles you idiot