Philisiwe Langa
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Just saw u in town and i must say, u look hot. Do u really have children? U are hot Blondy.
Thanx skat nd yes, i have 2 boys.
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ufuna ukushada esthembini? Are u dating a married man already??
uthanda iyndaba. R u married? Nd rich? Dont do broke as* niggas no more!
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Have u ever done a p*rn video/movie?
Not sure, maybe!
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Which ex do u miss the most nd da least?
I miss Ofentse da most nd da least is da recent 1.
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Do u remember me warning u about Sfiso usasebenza e Absa? I don't want to say I told u so but I did! I still love u regardless.
Haaw kodwa Mr Kubheka, ungsuka ngan nje kodwa? Awume kancane! Thanx 4 loving me tho...
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How many kids are u planning 2 have?
my 2 boys r enaf.
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When did u get involved with yo Vb
da 1st 1 was in 2008 nd da 2nd 1 was 2010.
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How do u feel about Sfisos new girlfrnd? Do you think they will last since shes in tertiary and she is very young?
Wow! Owk! I neva saw dat *****. I dnt knw da kid nd i dnt knw whether theyl last, they r da least of my problems ryt nw.
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I once dated u and u were da best. In bed, kissing, cuddling and spending time with u. Are u stil good or da boys(your kids) took it all?
I cnt comment on dat bt i think i havent changed. Just dat my angels r my 1st priority!
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When last did you have great *ex?Does your man go down on you cause I'd love to myself?
Your secret *ex mate
Aybo. I dnt have a man. U can be mine mawunemal.
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Do u watch imizwilili?
lmfao. No. Y? R u a condactor?
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I loved u in tertiary wen u had short maroon hair. Are u gona eva cut ur dreads again? Umuhle ntokazi.
Well, thanx 4da complement skat! Maybe in 2yrz time il *** my dreadz!
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I toilet is back and nw upgraded uyabona kodwa we. Blondie!
sesizokaka kahle nabo basikake...
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I love the way ur body feels against mine......
Hahahaha! Really?
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Do u believe in true love?
I do, even thoug, its hard 2find bt i do!
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R u planing 2 get married in future?
only if da ryt dude ***s along, then im game. Bt i wnt get married afta da age of 35yrz!
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After seing u today in town(u didn't see me though), i couldn't even tell dat is was u since u said u have 2 kids and I didn't even see that. Ur so *exy Blondy, how do u keep in shape?
Thank u skat. I do atleast 50 sit-ups evriday nd i drink warm water!
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Who's ur sugar daddys name? Is he frm NN?
Uthanda iyndaba! Sit down asseblief!
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If u died today, what's one thing u'd like to die with? 2shoez
my FB password! *kidding* ive neva thought of dat yaz!
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How often do u have casual *ex(NSA)?
i just dont have *ex @all!
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Would u have *ex with ur recent ex again? Was he gud in bed?
no i wouldnt. Go ask him 2 have *ex with u, i heard he does both, boys nd gals. Hamba uyozizwela *****!
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would u believe me if I told u that I've seen u naked?
Y not? I would blive u since i dnt knw u! Bt ungathathi ama chance!
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Waze wavelelwa Sthandwa sam. Weird questions? I think he/she is obsessed abt u.
she is we ou! Shes really on a personal vendetta!
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would u date a fb friend? cueseed
i wouldnt!
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Would u go back 2 Sifiso if he stops drinking nd take care of u nd ur son? Be honest please.
Did he send u? I wouldnt go back dear!
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Why do u find it so easy trusting people?
Who said i find it easy? Trusting-no. Bt i always give a person da benefit of da doubt, i dont jugde!
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If ngingangena uzenza nge-vibrator unganginika?
UDAKIWE!
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Who are your high school friends and who are u still close to?and which one u would like to keep as friend for life?and why would u keep her?
baningi kakhulu, bt im close 2 Sthabi, Matha, Thandile nd Samu. Id like 2 keep al of them bcoz i love them. Therez neva a dull moment manginabo!
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Whose yo best frnd nd y?
Mbali Jele. Shes 1 biatch who can tel me wen im wrong or ryt nd always has my back. Shes 1 lady who undastands me nd my weirdness.
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Y do u luv *ex so much?
its nature mntanam, i came with it la emhlabeni! Am i da 1st person u know othanda ucansi? U want an autograph?
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I had u slip around.Hw true is tht.
do u blive it tho? Sqale lapho!
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A u happy where u are in life?things you've achived and are u happy with wat u've turnup to be?any regrets?
im very happy hey! I havent achieved a lot bt i knw im very close 2 have al da things ive wished 4. I dnt live a life ful of regrets coz evrithing i do, i always knw da outcome at da end.
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Have u eva use i-vibrator?
uphumaph wena thina sbuya khona? I have 2 vibrators dear, TWO! Does dat ansa ur que?
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I think da person askin u al dis Q's has a personal vandata here, y al dis Q's bwt mariston? Mayb dey think o bajetse banna lol. Dey mst jst b strong n move on. Luv u
very true babe! Nd akena nako waitse! Love u more hun!
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Where do u c urself 5 years frm now?
il ansa dat question only wen u promise 2 offer me a job!
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Hu dd u hv a crush on wen we wer stayin ko Mariston bt cudnt tel hm bcz of hs gf?
No 1 dear! Da guy i had a crush on, we ended up dating. I wasnt scared of nun!
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Whos ur 2nd bby daddy is he married?
Married my as*! U dnt knw him anyway, dnt bother asking!
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Who r u ex's frm amriston n did u ever date a nigerian
awume tu nge Mariston, sewuyangibhora. Ungbuyisela emumva! Nd no, ive neva dated 1 bathong!
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Who r ur ex's frm mariston al of dem
I have more dan 5 or rather 10 dear so u cnt expect me 2 write al of them! Really now!
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Pls tell me. U can inbox if u like. One minute I'm getting to know u, the next u're gone. What happened?
Plz tel me who u r 1st b4 we take dat route yoku inboxana!
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Is ofentse frm mariston ur 1st baby daddy!
Hahaha. Nah my dear, he's not. I wish he was tho!!!
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Y do you make *ex tapes of yourself with your vibrator?
If i can, y not??
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Do u miss Sifiso? Ur ex?
Hehehe. I don't actualy! Who r u dude? I dnt mic him even 1 bit?
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Lebo its her name,dont u thnk its a bad idea to b frends wit ha?
y is it a bad idea? Shes in da top5 of da sweetest ppl i've eva met! I wish i was her frnd then, id be a beta woman! Shes very inteligent nd wise! Satisfied??
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Ushiyeleni eBreeze?
lol. Kahle Sthe, its a long complicated story!
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Ubungeke uhlale unga joini! Uthanda izinto!
ngfana nawe! Ngizithanda strong, suprisingly im not on twitter yet, clearly ukthanda izinto lokho kuwe doouchbag!
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who broke ur virginity at what age?
lmao. Ay ngeke, u asking 2much anonymous. U Berry nd i was 16, turning 17 was doing Matric!
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I meant da gal waseMariston who was obsessed wt ur ex-u knw ha,shez a *****.
dat was yearz ago! If o boa ka Lebo, shes da only gal whos now my frnd who use 2date my ex. Just say da name dude, ungasab...
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wud u do i 3sum?
ive done it b4, 3times already nd yes, id do it again! With a gal nd a guy tho!
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Y r u frends wt ur ex's ex?From wat i knw shez a *****
name plz! Which ex is dat nd whos da lady? Bt briefly, i dnt have enemies, i hate enemies. If ukhuluma ngoLonwabo, shes a real lady nd unfortunatly, da ex is da 1 whos a dog!
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u r nt as crazy as u used to be . Wat hapend to u?
**** happened hey! I think im no longer seaking attention as i use 2! Nd ya, im grown!
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Are u still cool with all yr matric class mates? If not, who are u beefing with & wats the beef about?
ye i am, just dat they arnt all on FB nd i dnt have al their dials, bt im cool with dat. Blondie doesnt have da word 'beef' on her vocab except okwenyama!
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Y do u want to date a rich married man?
Aybo! Lmao. Bcoz i dnt wana die poor! Lol. Phuma kim!
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What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
Dat i hate men with money!
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Who are you dating currently
Hahaha, 4 me 2 knw nd 4u neva 2 find out!
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Describe yourself in 3 words?
Talkative, fun nd freespirited