Max Jordan
MaximusJordainium
Dubai
Ask me anything, no really.
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hello :) how was your day today?
It was fine
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da girl u like, she's one the girls you hang out with at lunch right?
Nope actually :3
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what are you wearing?
A shirt with the powerrangers on it holding a sign saying' we will fight giant montsters for food , im also wearing a red watch and boardshorts
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you shouldn't put your address on the internet
Why? Come at me bro. It was my aunts address anyway.
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where are you max
dubai in the middle east. im in my room on my bed. im in safa 2 street 6b villa 49
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why don't you have a profile picture?
i dont know how to get 1
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it iz nt gd enlsh its ttly anying
i knw im rly sry, il stp now
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are you gay?
No......... O_o.
ther have been like a million Q's about girls and stuff and u think im gay? ok.
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y do ppl typ lyk dis?
cs it iz vry gd enlsh
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NO IT IS NO MUY BUENO
it is now. :3
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SI, EL PROBLEMO
MUY BUENO
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NAPOLEON
was BONAPARTE! GEDDIT? IT SOUNDS LIKE BLOWNAPART
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Interesting.
Like yo momma\'s t***
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tell me this, who'd you think i am?
Jamal
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don't you roll your eyes at me mister
Jusst did, EL PROBLEMO?
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ahhh, you're in denial my friend. dont deny the truth! who'd ya like? tell me
YOUR MOTHER.
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you get noor's stamp of approval for the question asking about hot people
'rolls eyes'
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Fuq. Just realised qooh.me was a bad idea. MaximusJordainium
ikr
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just answer dis question honestly, k? who do you have a crush on right now?
idk!
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would you date someone who was hot but an arse? would you date someone who was really awsome but not hot?
No way i would date someone if they are a complete Bit**, someone who is absolutely awesome but nor that hot might be ok though.
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whos sara
I anwered this be4.
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add = attention deficit disorder
i do have mild adhd yes, i take medication so im not f***ing retarded though.
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ermehgerd merx yourve gert ter ernswer the lurve querstions
i dernt wernt to though
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define "hot"
um.fuq. Not fat and stuff, moderately skinny but still muscular but not overly. idk, ask charlie he is easier, he just says boo*s and butt like most boys.
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meeeEEeee? i am noooOOOOoooor
i know!
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is it true you're add?
add? wut?
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I be reading all this, and I'm like: Da fuq?!?
Join the club.
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whats the perfect girl
Really friendly, nice, funny, intelligent and ofc hott.
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drama llama was meeEEEeee
who r u then
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hottest girl in our year? and hottest girl you've ever liked?
In my year? erm. idk....
Hottest girl i ever liked would be Sandra i guess. idk tbh......
Stahp with the love life questions, i cant answer them very well.
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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
calm yo beard.
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"........................................................... hey maxiii" wasn't me i don't call you maxiii
Whoever you lot are, you are some cool beans. :)
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i dont get it what did you like about her, how can guys like older girls?
She went swimming with me. and we sortof just talked and stuff. I liked her personality and she was kinda hot.
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how do you know it's meeeeee
Cos u never calm your beard
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i told you this was for hipsterz
IKR noor
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........................................................... hey maxiii
Noor again?
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how long did you like her for and why? is she in your school?
She left and for like a term i liked her because she went to the same swimming club as me.
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So girrrrll, tell us about ur loooove life
Im male, stahp it noor.
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hw cme u liked some1 who was older?
dunno. She wasnt that much older, like 6 months.
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how was australia
Amazing. Just go there and you will understand. I have a beach house down in sorrento and its the besttt.
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whats your fav colour?
Red and Black
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what do you mean you tried? what happened?
She said no. duh.
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arent you meant to b in da yr above??
yep. because i went from australia to dubai so i switched curriculums and stuff.
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the girl u aked out in year seven?????
Sara Kachawalla.
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would you ever date someone who was older than you?
I tried once
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i will never leave max
stahp Noor
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anonymouslyyyyyyyyy
go away noor
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who was she??
Who was who
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which girl have you liked the most and why?
Why are all the questions about who I like? jeez. The girl I have liked the most was this girl from my childhood called Ella because she was my bestest friend in the world. However when i left australia for dubai we never saw eachother again.
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have you ever asked a girl out or
Yes, it was in year 7 and it completely failed. no names shall be mentioned.
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douche
Bit** please noor, Bit** please.....
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whos aashi rai?
um ok. you obviously dont go to jc
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last crush you had?
um. I think it was aashi rai.
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who do you like?
idk tbh.
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thoughts on sandra? ;)
Really prettty,funny and a nice friend. We dont hang out much tho
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Who are you dating and why?
Im dating your mother because 'dat as*'
for real, im not dating anyone.