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Harley collin

Me_Not_you

Ask away.... My "beloved" stalker

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Heeeyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuu
Do you love me yet?!
Its been long enough! The answer better be yes! 🔫

Weirdo!!
It's been a year. I said come back in 10... So u have 9 more to go..... See u then! Gbyeee 👋🏽

Also.... Are you seriously threatening me with a water pistol?! #ripped

Me_Not_you replied 1714 days ago

Have you ever been in a situation on a bus trip where a girl asked for a bathroom stop and the driver/teacher said no?

I got a bad memory... If it did happen I might've been the one laughing tho
*shrug #justsaying

Me_Not_you replied 1870 days ago

So if I wear brown shoes, you'll dig my eyes?
That's kinda sad, I don't like brown much

You WANT your eyes dug out?!???
What shoes tho????

Me_Not_you replied 1870 days ago 1

What's the most babyish habit or thing that took u the longest to grow out of?

Hmmmm.... Early bed times?

Me_Not_you replied 1876 days ago 1

Do you dig colour eyes?

If it matches your shoes.... Then maybe 😉

Me_Not_you replied 1876 days ago 1

U don't love me? Is this what heartbreak feels like, cos its seriously hurttttsss!
Did all the late night convos, all the 20 questions, the sunrise walk on the promenade all meant NOTHING to you?

*roll eyes
Need some duct tape?
Bostik?
Cello tape?
Prestik?
You acting like you were mad in love WEIRDO! I'm laaazzzzyyy to tyyypppeee!! You can ask again in ten years time

Me_Not_you replied 1876 days ago

What's the most amount of chocolate that you've eaten in one setting?

About 2 Cadbury slabs? I think?

Me_Not_you replied 1876 days ago

A bird shi*'s on your converse. Whats your reaction

Good thing my shoe needs washing


BTW.... It's happened b4 👅

Me_Not_you replied 1876 days ago

You love me how much? Remind me again?

I'm not in the mood of writing another bayaan... And anyway... You only qualify for that after a decade of friendship

Me_Not_you replied 1876 days ago

Meaannniieee! Where's all the fun Questions! You not supposed to delete

I never delete nothing!

Me_Not_you replied 1876 days ago

Smile!


Done!
???

Me_Not_you replied 2081 days ago 1

Should I add a year ?

?....
Confused......
To what??????

Me_Not_you replied 2081 days ago 1

When she logs on after 027382020 years ?

???????

Me_Not_you replied 2102 days ago 2

AHEM POPCORN

Please pass me the ...*ahem* popcorn
?
Seriously though...
That jokes old now .....








How about
NEVAH
EVAH
EVAH
EVAH

?????

Me_Not_you replied 2233 days ago 1

Is it true that people call you Snoopy?

People?
Hmm?
more like person...
Idk y u even bothered to ask anonymously ??‍♂️

Me_Not_you replied 2305 days ago 2
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