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What is something you need to get off your chest?
My boo*s
what do U think of ur pals relationship partners
Depends which pal but most are pretty rad
What is in your pocket right now?
I dont got pockets
What were you doing seven years ago?
Heck who knows, probably listening to MCR and hitting up babes on MSN
Happy New Year, handsome! xxx
This was 2 weeks ago im sorry
What is something that actually offends you?
Everything obviously
Are you still as mentally ill as you were when you dropped out of school?
Loaded question.
How much do you have in your bank account ?
Like 300 prolly
What do you think about the most ?
Nah
That was meant to be a heart tbh
I love
Fave toy when u were a child?
A cat
You're fcking attractive
Im just doin my best
I would love to share some pank eights with you sometime. Bow nap my feet.
Heck
What's pissing you off right now ?
Me lol
swety ur a home of $exual uwu
I cannot believe
Nah you're good at being cute af
Gayyyy
What are you good at ?
Avoiding responsibility
If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?
Realistically Kristen Stewart
Unrealistically Kristen Stewart
Nah no point in talking anymore, enjoy your life
Savage
Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?
Nah nah
How are you feeling right now?
Lmao
What's the hardest you've ever dabbed?
7 (I know ladies, I'm pretty hardcore)
We'Ve been drifting since year 9, knowing that I won't see you anymore s*cks.
We can probably start talking again, year 9 was a long time ago, just message me I'm not gonna ignore you
Do you have a favourite Lazy Town song?
I love Morrissey
What are you sick and tired of?
Me lmao
It was a trick question, by the way. You don't have to remember to stay rad because you are always rad.
Ur rad
Attention is always given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.
Bless your soul
What do you do when you need attention but there's no one to give it to you
Cry
What are you looking forward to in 2017?
Building forts
Are you remembering to stay rad?
Nah
why haven't you been at Carrum downs secondary for ages ?? did you move or get a job
I left a long time ago pal
What makes your life worth living?
Joe Biden
How was the year 2016 for you , so far ?
AHAHAHAH
What's the dumbest rumour you've ever heard about yourself?
That I left school to raise a friends child "her girlfriend had a baby who needed a second mum"
What's an instant turn off for you?
Lack of attention given ofc
So i've liked you since i met you n i know you dont feel the same way but i want you to know that you'll always be special to me ?
You just gotta tell me who you are x
You wake up to find that you are, in fact, a overcooked scrambled egg. What's the first thing you do?
Cry
You have unlimited money. What's the first thing you do?
Ruin the economy.. oh wait
Who is your best friend
Me
How did you meet your best friend ?
Mutual instability
What was the best decision of your life?
I dont make good decisions buddy
Monte is a great name can I pat him please
Yes of course
What will your child's name be ?
My cats name is monte
What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?
Oh buddy
What are you going to do with the cornflake dust from blending it? Throw it into the eyes of your foes?
Use it as nugget crumbs of course
Tbh for Meliza
I dont know her
What's it like to be you?
Imagine cornflakes in a blender and youre 8% of the way there
There certainly are versions where you are the one on the track, yes.
Incredible
No I think it's American for tram or something. Y'know, like a tram is coming for five people, do you pull the lever to save them at the cost of another's life, or let them all die.
Conspiracy theory I am the other
Does a trolley dilemma constitute as a philosophical question
Is this about the collective noun for shopping trollies because honestly
Where is the peen and why?
I want philosophical questions and i fukn get "where is the peen?" I hate this website
tbh for your old friend markclover
I dont know youre aware that I always know its you prank calling because I havent received a prank call since year 7. But nah love you and miss you mark youre a lucky clover my dude
i have a pen i have an apple ugh apple-pen
Wild omg
Name someone you don't know well but thought was super cool when you met them?
Me. Who is she honestly?
What are you looking most forward to in 2017?
New years
What have you never truly gotten over?
Everything that has ever happened in my life
You just won $50 million from the lottery. What's next?
Still crying. But this time with money
What do you think a world without memes would be like
Terrible
What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live?
Nap
What was your first kiss like?
Memes
What are you tired of seeing on social networks?
Me
To be fair though good spelling isn't necessary for anything.
Ayyy
Which word do you misspell a lot ?
Necessary
No dude fess up: how'd you get as cute as you are? What are your secrets?
Bless you, wow
My secret is good lighting and $85 foundation
Make a confession
Lol nah fam
What is something very few people know about you?
I'm actually a 35 year old dad
What is the most embarrassing thing you had to tell your parents ?
"mum...dad....im punk rock"
Let's frolick gaily through the fields fam
Pre wild
Hey, if you are trash then I want to be the trash bag and give you a big gross trash hug, fren
Lol gay
What have you noticed about yourself recently?
I am trash
What is your favourite slang word ?
Gotta
Which trend are you not into ?
Internalised misogyny and transphobia
How did your "crazy ex" become your "crazy ex"?
I am the crazy ex
What is your purpose in life?
To try my best ofc
Which was the best year of your life so far, and why?
1864
Would you rather fight a flying shark or a flying bear?
In Australia everyone can handle flying bears
You are my favourite meme tbh
Heck ye
Do you like anyone at QSA?
I mean thats a wild question
I miss u a lot
I'm sorry but I can't change that if you don't talk to me
What causes you to stay up late?
Who knows
I just want someone who wants to share chips with gravy
Beautiful
What do you want to hate, but can't?
Memes
Tbh for you fav bab
Rhomany ?❤️
I love you
You're doing a wonderful job of spreading love and kindness in the world, keep it up!
I m a simple bab
You are the lovely I need
Wild
Your current bank balance ?
Ahahaha
I hope you had a v nice dinner in the city fren
I haven't actually left the house fren
What are you tired of?
Where do I even begin
I want you to be my wumbo combo
Same
At what point did you realise you are attractive?
Thats the real question
marry fu*k and kil*
antiny jordison
aaron mountney
mark clover
No matter which way I answer this question its gotta start something, I love all 3
You're worth more to me than like... golden nuggets or something. I'm very sleepy and can't think of anything better sorry.
Thats really kinda beautiful
Look a lot of the time I can't even so if I ever even, it's a big improvement
Impressive tbh
Hush. You're a beautiful kfc bucket of seasoned human and I love you
How do you even, are you real?
Slowly cooked in the oven for that light crunch or fried in oil for the delicious badness
Deep fried BC I'm kfc trash ofc
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