Michael Cowled
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Does a boner rmake a good compass?
Points me in the right direction
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When was the last time you got angry and why?
Monday
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What do you want for xmas ?
More music
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Who and when was your first kiss ?
about two years ago
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Wow your best friends list have changed alot, what happened?
I found people who don't take me for granted.
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most attractive ladies you are friends with and most attractive men you are friends with?
Abbey and Michaela Josh and Aaron
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Who's your best friend?
Josh, Ryan, Abbry, James, Aaron, Daniel, Ben B and my sister. fck you and your single bestfriend sht
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How the fck do I ask you a question on this thing????
I don't know man, call Tech Support
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Best thing you ever stuck your dck into?
Good Ol Right Hand. Always got me covered
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How would your friends describe you?
sht **** with no friends
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When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
drugs, late september
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What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
My heart boo hoo fcking pity me
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How many doors do you have at your house?
No
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One word to describe your Ex
Egg
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How do you plan on ending this year ?
Making a sick joke
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What turns you off ?
Lack of smiles. Lack of humour
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What are you trying to prove to yourself?
Got nothing to prove
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How do you think you are most likely to die?
Someone placing a bet that I can't do something ridiculous. And me doing it out of pure spite
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If u love everyone why are you so mean to me shaiistar
Behind the mean there is love
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Why are you special ???
Because, I'm far better than you
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If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Seriousness is for chumps
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Whats your addiction?
The b**ty
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you avoid 50% of the questions asked
I avoid the poo
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What is your idea of living the good life?
Living it how you want to
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How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
All
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What is the most expensive thing you own ?
Probably my knee tight now, that sht cost me $3600
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Trapped on an island with your best friends and no food. Who do you eat first?
Food is my bestfriend. What NOW strange man?
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If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
Music, friends, family
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What would you call your autobiography?
Live like a legend, die like an A$$hole
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Your song of the day?
Nah
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Favourite place to take a dump?
My favourite toilet of all time has got to be my mums toilet rn. It has a certain satisfaction to be pooping in a place you were told not to
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What one thing do you need to do next?
Sleep a little more
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What is your current state of mind?
State of mind? I'm fine, still sane, still laid back about everything, still the greatest
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What do you want most out of life?
happiness for all
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Is there such thing as too much b**ty?
Never too much b**ty
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If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
fcking no one? I just lost everything, get your damn arms away from me
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What is your motto?
sht happens
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What is your current state of mind?
Happy, like always
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do u still talk to emma harrison? do u like her
Not much, but she's a lovely girl and I love her to bits
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Do you take your protein pills before or after you put on your helmet?
Both
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What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Where the people around me are accepting and love all, no matter their differences
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How much wood would a woodchucker chuck if a woodchucker would chuck wood?
All
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YES U FKN DO
Yes. I do. And I don't take it back
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why didnt i get i nickname huh ???? who do u think u r ??¿¿¿¿¿,,,,
I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE
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Last great thing you did ?
Exist
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best friends?
Big boy Ben, monique, Jacobi, stafford
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I'm gonna sht on your face while you sleep tonight...
Please do
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Who do you look up to and why ?
Mia Madre, she cooks, she cleans, she taught me the most valuable lessons in life and is the strongest person I know. Capiche?
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Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
Hands down eyes. If a girl has pretty eyes it's hard to look away
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I'm so fckin tired.....
how do i find the motivation to get up and do stuff??
Pfft, doing stuff is for chumps. Stay in your bed an sleep 23 hours a day
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What's under your bed?
The lost souls of deceased infants that I've been collecting for the past decade
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2 GIT tOo dA UDDr SYiiDe!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAGAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGHAHGAAGAHAGGAAH
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WY ded TeH CHICHin coRss DA roDE??
YoUL nVA geddit!!!
TEl mE
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What cheers you up ?
Music, really terrible jokes, gym
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Something came in the mail today
was it my Nicola's cage shirt? I bet it was
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You're a bigheaded dipsht
I know, bout time someone other than me realised this
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Don't think I haven't seen the way you always look at my A$$...
when you gonna ask me out?
Right now bby
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That was a fcking stupid question. Holla.
Yes
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Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
Ugly and forever m8
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Best compliment you ever received ?
All
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A Moment in your life you not proud of ?
Being a ***** around pretty girls
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The qoohme thing.
I regret nothing. Everything that I've done or has happened to me has made me into who I am today, and I love me
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Do you regret this thing yet?
What is the thing
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fck u f**git
One day, you will
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Best thing to do with KY jelly?
Stick your wang in it
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Coolest thing about BABYMETAL?
Everything
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What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Something bad enough that I won't write it
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Forced to change one important thing about your life -- what is it?
Depends on what you consider as an important thing in my life. There are a few scenarios in my life that I don't like about how I handled them, and what to change how they happened
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You're lovely c:
Aw thank you! You're the best!
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omg. Issn edwood colon da $exist bich evar??? SAY YES btch!!!!!!
I'm Team Jacob
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WOZda mEEnig oV Liffey?
To make the most of what you have
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What is your current mood and why ?
Just kinda chillin you know?
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Describe your life in 3 words
Better than yours
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Why should people love you ?
Because I'm the best. Simple.
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
Being able to flirt, grab different butts, and you can look at butts, and butts.
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What's missing in your life ?
More music
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Is your year going great ?
It's had its ups and downs, but ive been happy 99% of the time, so all in all id say it's been pretty solid
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A nun falling down the stairs.
Jesus christ
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What do you want to happen soon?
this is legit the hardest question i have ever been asked in my life. Lots of things actually hahah, i want to make some people i know aren't happy into happy people again, i want to see my friends, i want to write music, i want to be in a band, fckn, i dont know
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What's black, white, red and bounces?
what?
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Wear dafuq werr u tonite??
cloth
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How do you want people to treat you ?
How they feel I deserve to be treated. If they think I deserve sht treatment, then I obviously need to pick up my game
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HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!
Okay
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Rate yourself out of 10
11
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Lick my ***** you sht head
Gladly
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SWEET CHINESE WOMEN READY TO DATE U
MMMMMM
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Dear sir,
I am currently quenching my arsehole taking a giant sloppy dues.
Good day sir.
Thank you sir and/or madam for this update
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how mny weedz du u inject m8 cuz iz wana no u deal
420 a day
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Exactly how many hoes have you hosed?
One billion
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Then come see meeeeeeeeeeeee, I fkn miss you
I'm a busy man bby, I will when I'm free
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What would you prefer, To be 1, butt raped by a giant scorpion or to be 2, Piss out obama fetuses which are covered in barbwire...Also the whole time you are being lick by nicolas cage and he is sticking his finger in your butt.....Choose well my son
All
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Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history
Duck blurs are the best blurs
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Thoughts on ISIS
11/10 solid lads
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Would you lick my dry salty testicles ;)
Yes
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Sharpie in the pooper
MMMMM