Michael Hallam
MichaelHallam
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BVvNE78lyc
plz watch me sing. :(
BAAABBEEE YOU'RE REALLY GOOD!
you aware your girlfriend kissed a guy whilst you were dating in the first month? hahaha it was after that huge fight you guys had
no i was not aware?
but i doubt she did hahaha
ive finger bashed the f*** out of your girlfriend
thats pretty cool,
ndid you know that im the reaosn you have a brother? because i ***med inside your mums **** right after i f***ed her.
it's not a question but I just want to put it out there that I think you're a genuinely good dj, and people really need to leave you and Emily alone and stop trying to mess up your relationship... you're awesome really man!
thanks man :) means a lot
dont listen to that **** below. your a f***ing mad dj, probably one of the best ive ever heard, you can definatly go far with it! good luck mate
thank you c:
no im serious, who are your bestfriends? name a few :)
you are!
yo dj, spin dat shi*.... is that wat all the littlee 12 year olds say when you dj their parties. cockhead...... helen keller could dj better than you.
siiiqqq deeewwd
i miss you :)
and i miss you!
emilys hot, too hot for you hahaha
i know..
does it annoy you when your girlfriend flirts with me and not you ;D lol
well judging by her inboxes now i dont see anyone flirting apart from 2 people, who 1. do not know her at all
2. never met her
3. are 12 years old
and 4 need to realise not to f*** around with peoples relationships
whos your bestfriends ?
you are
mike i dont want to eff off though mike, you complete me mike. mike reply to me on skype mike.
mike, mike, mike, mike, mike, mike, mike, mike, mike, mike, mike, mike, mike, mike, mike,mike,mike, mike, v mike, GUESSSSSWHTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! :-PPPP
dion ill kill you
UR se*YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
you're yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes
you can do sooooooooooo much better than emily lol,
shes not even hot hahaha like people must be stupid or some shi* because shes a fat chat Bit**, you're hot and she isnt!
lol k
keep your opinion to yourself.
you're such a good dj!
you are ;)
you are very attractive...
you are!
mike its dion, hi mike how are ya mike? im good mike thanks 4 asking mike. gosh i love you mike, i ily the shi* out of you mike.
stop saying mike Dic*head, sorry mike :-((((((((
i like catzzzzzz :-PPPP
f*** off idiot hahahaha
you are really cute/hot and you seem so nice! your gf is very lucky :)
hehe thank you!
I feel sorry for your girlfriend because i know numerous girls who you chat up on Facebook
oh legit?
name some
i am going to have se* with your girlfriend when yous brake up, i want her.
is she a good root mate?
yea shes good as
miss the old days with you playing footsies under your table and shi*ting ourselves watching saw hahaha
lora norack
your so f***ing hot
says you!
To be honest i am f***ing sick of your shi*, you've dogged me since the day you met me, leave me alone bro I've only ever wanted to be your friend, I'm seriously over this! sincerely, Trent Monaghan.
hahaha
shut up ned -.-
i dont even have trent on facebook
Can you dj my sisters 11th birthday ya f***ing flog of a ****. You ugly little scrawny ****. Peace
sure
u and emily r the gayest couple eva, srsly u suq :DDDDD kristendre
zog babi thnx xoxox
your girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. you guys are legit the cutest couple !
aww thank you :)
Your awesome!! Indeed my hero! Never change much man! Keep up the awesomeness! :{D
hahaha well thank you :')
this posts a lot more nicer than the person below haha
fuq yea breww, sick fotos on facey.do you and jack dove sit there and wank over each other and see who can come first? and then if jacks not there just play in front of a mirror? f*** your a self indulged little ****.. pull ya head in ****,
cool man,
nexcept for starters i dont really care what you think about me because haha i\'ve never done a thing wrong to you in my life, and for seconds mate i take \"sick fotos on facey\" because well facebook started off as a business users site, but is now used for a new form of social networking so its about blogging information about yourself etc, so yea i do take photos and upload them but guess what ****
ni dont give two shi*s about what you think
When your f***ing ya missus do you close your eyes and pretend your jacking off.???
yea
with a warm jar of jam usually, its great
favourite upwey year 10's
jayden depace comes first over all,
corinna and amy
i dont relaly know much apart from them ^
hahaha
i see you post cute stuff on emilys wall but she never posts anything cute to you?she doesnt even have a photo of you two as her cover photo or dp, no offence, she seems pretty weak as a girlfriend :\ if i had a boyfirned like you i'd be all over
well now that you mention it,
ni guess she never does do any of that :( and i guess she hasnt ever done the either... :c
nshes not weak, shes the strongest girl i know <3 but thanks for wrecking my night ****
Do you even like jack dove lol
no? hes a gay ****
n
nbut hes gay because i love him, hes wicked bloke
Jordan cambie
f*** i love him
thoughts on david rayner?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i love you too <3 xxx hehe
f*** off ****s, don't say he's being a keyboard warrior cos youre all sitting there on anon you filthy **** f***s
exactly
No no but come on what how ate you so cool
Man tell me why?? You are deffs the coolest
Dude I know!! How?
se*, drugs and rock n roll
I NEED A DJ FOR MY PARTY HAH BUT SCARED TO INBOX YOU THINKING A A CREEP
hahaha thats fine?
just inbox me :)
damn affrica id go u
how long yous been togteher for
almost 6 months haha
didnt ur missus cheat on you
yeah with my cat
f*** your an absolute piece of shi*. A scrawny little toy who reckons the world f***ing loves him. Keep posing in ya photos so you can pull yourself off to them **** head... btw I stuck it up your missus as*.
i've never said the world loves me? i've never even thought that hahaha yea mate i dont really care what your thoughts are ahah
because i dont know you, so for you to hate me for no reason is .. well childish so go ahead dude and hate me but you've got no reason to
Why are you so awesome?
why are you so amazing :)
how much do you charge if i wanted you to dj for me?
$250-$280
depends on size of place its held at, number of people going
favourite people from mater christi?
gosh i dont even know hahaha
what am i on about? what? are you illiterate aswell as a pretty boy Bit** who's slu* missus cheated on him
lol she hasnt cheated on me hahaha
"one of the greatest"? shi* i'd hate to be her if thats how you treat her hahah
siq as bro
ndo you have a gf? or are you a lonely ****
and "cave my face into a wall" is not a very good answer.. even if you tried that i would punch your teeth down your throat lol... hate when pretty boys act tough over key boards because they can't handle the truth
what are you on about ****
in reply to the other guy... she did cheat on you man.. you can sit there and deny/sit in denial but everyone but you know's that it is true..
4 realz dewd?
inbox me then tuffy
I love Emily, she is a Beautiful girl, your lucky to have each other :)
i love her too
you're lucky
settle down duuudddeee
just a question, i mean she seems pretty hot and like i'd f*** her but lol did you know she cheated on you?
are you the same idiot from last night?
nbecause if you are dont ever show your face near me because ill cave it into a wall ****.
nim sick of hearing this shi* about my girlfriend supposedly \"cheating\" on me, we\'ve discussed it more than once and she ahsnt so can you actually just f*** off mate
is emily as good as she say makes herself out to be
if you\'re gonna abuse her im not in the mood mate, im sick of hearing shi* that doesnt even exist.
nemily is by far one of the greatest girlfriends i\'ve ever dated and as im 16 you\'d be like \"oh how do you know you\'re only 16\" well **** i dont give two shi*s what you think but im happy with her and plan on not losing her
who is hotter Emma or Emily ?!
me
Michael get your fans to send me stuff please, from Ash peace xo ashleeashleebennett
but they h8rz
I think we should root. guess who.
root mi baby
Would you rather cut off your Dic* or get your girlfriend pregnant?
pregz
then she cna keep ti or abort it, but once my Dic*s cut off i think thats the end
Wanna root? f*** you're hott.
im down
lets do it
Are we officially besties now ? ;)
of course
Would you eat me ? Guess who ? ;p
adolf hitler?
Getting jack dove to fight his battles, **** your sitting on anon making up shi* trying to ruin their relationship.
Your clearly sitting there watching his profile to see if he gets angry and what not.
Grow a f***ing toe nail **** job
^ this person knows there shi*.
nbut seriously, grow a toe nail ****
why does he care if your girlfriend is a slu* or not... only you should bro, i mean watch out.. i love ya and dont wanna see you get hurt
you love me yet you dont care to say who you are?
lol righto buddyo
what does home run mean?
all the way haha
why do people care so much about your se* life... theyre kind of creepy as. ahah taylorheyward
hahahahaha no shi*!
i have a feeling its my ex
hahahahahaha
getting jack dove to fight your battles?
lulz no
he's just as pissed off as i am because you're being a little f***ing Bit**
how far have you and emily gone?
home run
Erin Jane- thoughts ? (;
she seems friendly hahaha
lol cool wall post dude aha
now she will never tell you
comment on it then saying it was you tuff boi
i highly doubt she would think i am,
shes perfect, i look like a foot lol
im staring at my feet now?
and to be honest... im quite aroused
just wanted to say
ypu're f***ing hot and i think you're the best dj i know !
love your stuff.
p.s
you're hot
hahahaha aww thank you c:
im not but thats cool hahaha
well yea if you think so just spread my name around?
whatever mate but when the truth finally hits you and you feel stupid because i warned you, dont come running to me
how can i go running to someone who doesnt exist o.O
i think your girlfriend is beautiful
i think shes bloody gorgeous c:
but im pretty sure she thinks you are
shut up kristen you slu*
i heard you hooked up with like 3 -4 guys in one night even after having a thing with some kid lol
seems like all you rowville kids are slu*s
look i dont know who you are, and i dont know where you're getting these facts from but they arent true, and stop calling my friend and girlfriend a slu*
yeah your girlfriend isnt who she says she is, shes also wonderwoman kristendre
hahaha f***ing dumb as*es
how many girls have you had se* with? and how many guys has emily had se* with?
3
im emilys first
mate trust me,
your girlfriend isnt who she says she is
shut up ****
ni said inbox me
dont just say emily cause shes your gf. but who was better emma or emily? or are they better at different things? like was one good at roots and the other good at gobs or hand? BE HONEST AND DONT JUST SAY EMILY CAUSE SHES YOUR GF!!
well to be honest its actually emily, i mean with emma it was different but with all my other previous girlfriends their've all been different hahaha but to be honest im extremely happy with emily, root wise emilys good hahaha emma was alot so haha there was never no se*? as for gobs and hand jobs, they're all the same haha
yea but dude, im serious
maybe it was like saturday night or something im pretty sure!!
believe me man :c
inbox me then idiot
grow a pair and comfront me face to face
oi dude
i heard that emily was seeing some guy at stud park the other weekend, she like was on the playground with some guy and they were hooking up?
oh relaly?
thats cool man except i was with her ahah
send me nudes
i only take photos of my toes
was emma a good root?
pretty personal stuff but she was like any root i guess
why did you and emma break up?
wasnt the same
who do you hate most?
no one
i dont hate anyone
how big is your Dic*?
size of a rexona can
Get back with Emma.
lol
no hahaha
Have you had se* with em?
no
we're saints
Are you a virgin?
no i am not haha
aRe you an as*hole ?
depends
am i?
absolute f*****.... jeez your so far up our own as* i dunno how jack dove finds room for his **** up there.
hahahahahaha
well its funny you sa... oops dropped my page
id f*** you if
1. you new who i was.
2. if you did id be too ugly for you.
3. if you didnt have a gf.
heh xxx
who are you??
do you reckon alisha cornell is hot
mint.
im already a model
for myer?
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