Michael Holzer
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Renegade Historian Richard Dunn is at the back of my History book with Richard Broome
Did you enjoy having your history book autographed by the great man?
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WHAT IS THE HYDROGEN PERCENTAGE OF THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!
91.2%?
Who asked this? Its actually a great question ahaha
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Negro
Yes I am a negroid male
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how high are you?
No officer, it's "Hi how are you" ;)
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when are you going to grow a beard like the young HAL?
Over the holidays mate, fingers crossed it resembles the big Hal!
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Michael. AprilAcciarito
April.
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thoughts on medowick laser clinic?
Quality eye care centre, no complaints here
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How's school going?
Pretty good thanks aha
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Flight of the Conchords isn't a show lol
It is a band, that also created a show called 'Flight of the Conchords'
As if you don't know that?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0863046/
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Thoughts on Flight Of The Conchords
One of my all time favourite shows
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Are you prime to make the big bucks?
You best believe it son!
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Favourite country singer?
I don't listen to country, but if i did I'd probably say either Keith Urban or Tim McGraw because they are the only two country artists I really know aha
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Thoughts on Rand McNally?
That has something to do with Bart Simpson but I can't remember exactly what it is, so I'm gonna say I like it :P
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DO you think that you're a good drawer?
No I am f***ing horrible :P ahaha
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Which Lauren do you miss?
The only one I was friends with :P
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Your response if Rick Astley told you that he would never give you up, he would never let you down, he woul never run around and hurt you? Would never make you cry, never say goodbye and certainly never tell a lie and desert you?
This is just the best question ever, well I'd probably just stare blankly at him in awe for several hours
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What's your favourite book?
From the very limited range of books I've read, I'd say most definitely Matthew Lloyd's autobiography, it was a really good read
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Do you like Twilight?
Honestly didn't mind the first one, can't stand the others though
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Where is the footy club?
Well right now it's pretty much in the main part of Essendon, but next year they're moving the club down to Essendon airport :(
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You should get a job to do with footy....
That would honestly be my dream job, I've actually been thinking about trying to get a job at the Essendon footy club but it's too far away :(
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How are you?
Excellent, how are you?
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early tip for the premiership in 2013?
Hmm well I'd usually say the typical Hawthorn, Sydney, Adelaide, West Coast would come out on top, and I think it's almost certain one of those teams are gonna win it. I know this is gonna sound a bit out there, but I'm actually backing North Melbourne this year, they are the most in form side in the comp right now. I believe they have won the last 6 games, notably smashing Collingwood last week. And I think if you look at the performances they've had against quality teams this year, beating Collingwood, Geelong, Adelaide and being very unlucky to lose to West Coast by 2 points, they may be a bit of a chance
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First person that comes to mind when I say...... Blink 182 :D
Thomas Matthew DeLonge :)
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Just stalked your facebook :') I have to say, my favorite photo is of you "rocking out in English" :L
Ahaha I love my serious look in that picture <3
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i kinda have a crush on you, guess who
Is it nobody? -.^
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forward with most potential in the afl?
Most definitely Jeremy Cameron, perfect height, agility and speed to excel at AFL level. He will no doubt lead the competition in goals in the future
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If there was something you could change in the past, what would it be?
Hmm I honestly can't think of anything, maybe giving up on guitar the first time and then picking it back up 4 years later. I'd be a much better guitarist if i hadn't done that :P
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Name one feature about yourself that you like
Hmm when my hair was long I liked my hair, but now I'd definitely say my teeth :)
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Top 5 people you know.. GO!
Krystal Holzer
Ryan Thompson
Ben Goodwin
Domenic La Rocca
Jess Rippon
Bam!
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Do you ever do the casual trip a little bit on the side walk and breakout into a jog just to cover it up?
What kind of a question is this? But yes, of course I have
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If you could play any song on guitar, what would it be?
Oooh this is a tough one, pretty much anything from parkway drive, especially the 'breaking point' intro, that shi* is amazing.
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Have you ever looked at a guy and been "f*** hes hot"
Nope aha
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Favorite teddy bear
Ahaha gee probably Ted, i don't know any other teddy bear worthy of my liking :P
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WHAT! dude get on this shi*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHnt3o_nAVo
Meh It's pretty average to be honest :S
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Na i meant the band :L
Oh, then no I have never heard of them :(
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f*** shi* UP
That's my motto son!
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what do you mean the smiths are your cousins?
Matthew and Samantha Smith are my cousins, I thought you we're referring to them :P
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Im not a f***ing scene -.-
Sure sure ;)
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You have a hot cousin,
I've seen her at school?
I think her names April
Ahahaha looks like April has a secret admirer, unless this is April :P
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you are very nice x0x
Aww thank you <3
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Lads are taking over Flinders steps WOT DIS
OH LAWD! Use your scene kid powers to rid them of the sacred steps of Flinders, a few Asking Alexandria songs should do the trick ;)
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Do you like the Smiths? C:
Well they happen to be my cousins, so yes, yes I do >.<
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how come you put '***' for swear words instead of actually saying the full thing? -.^
I don't, it automatically does it on this site. And to be honest it pisses me the f*** off :P
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Have you ever gotten drunk?
If so, drinks at my place? ;D
Nah mate too straight edge for that ;)
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SARCASM DOESNT TRANSLATE ONLINE
Cool story bruv
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someone you miss?
Isobel, Lauren, Danielle, Jess etc. Miss them all for different reasons
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favorite year 10s?
Um probably Meaghan Saunders, Bronwyn Ball, Harley McCurley and of course my cousin Hollie. They are pretty much the only year 10's I communicate with at all :P
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If I was dressed up in a tree costume and fell off a cliff in the woods where none was other than me, would anyone but me hear myself falling off the cliff in the woods dressed up as a tree?
Why are you dressing up as a tree? Go f*** yourself
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If I gave you some dollars and asked you to feed the dollars to a duck, would you tell the duck your intentions or just force the dollars down it's throat? Thanks for taking the time.
Barring there was no police/animal groups present. Yes, I would proceed to shove dollars to the duck, killing it in the process. Thanks for the wonderful question!
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You HOTTAAAYYYY
Why thank you mystery person that I have no idea who it is
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If I cut off all your fingers, what would you replace them with other than regrown fingers?
Hmmm probably your fingers, so watch your back ;)
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Nicholas Cage vs a burrito. Who would win in a street fight?
Hmm well in a fair fight I'd put my money on Rage Cage, If it was prison rules definitely the taco
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You actually s*ck
God this is so f***ing true, great question champ
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Have you had a few tonight?
Just a few
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If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
f*** that's a great question, I would most likely do crazy shi* like sky diving, bungee jumping etc. Like every weekend. And live a lot less conservatively, take a lot more risks in my every day life
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thoughts on capitalism?
Capitalism is the shi* as long as you're successful, if you have a low-low medium income, capitalism can be a nightmare
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thoughts on ben goodwin?
He has pretty much the same taste in music and humour as me, absolutely great kid and I'm happy we've become such good friends this year
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smart and attractive. one day, I will kiss you.
Ahaha gee thanks i guess :)
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who is your favourite girl friend?
At the moment probably Jess Rippon :)
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Most scared of?
Ahh probably spiders, those little f***s piss me off aha
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Crushes? ;)
Maybe you depending on if you have the guts to ask me in an inbox ;)
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You going to soundwave this year? :D
You f***ing know it! Blink 182, Bullet for my Valentine, Paramore, All time low, Sum 41 and motherf***ing Metallica! Nothing could keep me from going :P
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I dont think you know who this is..
If It's anyone apart from Isobel, send me an Inbox, I wont bite :P
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favourite year twelve?
Probably a tie between Jihad Khoury and Nigel Gas*, both great kids that have been awesome mates to me
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The person who commented about Ted. That was a glas* shattering moment right there.
HA! I see what you did there anonymous person :P
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Favorite year ten?
Ahh dont make me chose! ;)
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This isnt a question but you remind me of Ted from How I Met Your Mother :p
Whoever you are, you are f***ing awesome :P
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I miss you
I miss you too beautiful, dont think I dont know who this is <3
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What is your dog's name?
Riley :P
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If you could murder somebody without getting in trouble, who would it be?
There are many, many people. But I'll say probably our PM Julia Gillard, Bit** gives me the shi*s bad
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How highly do you rate Jobe Watson?
I rate Jobe Watson as the best inside player in the AFL, absolute champ
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If you met Einstein, what would you say to him?
Fix your face or I'll fix it for you, you geriatric f***
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Do you prefer Tim or Eric?
Ahaha definitely Tim, Tim is Spagett so he wins
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How many concerts have you been to?
4 or 5, much much more if you count each performance i saw at soundwave/local bands
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Why did Gary Ablett Jnr choose your sister to appear in his Facebook cover photo but decided to neglect you in the process?
Because the big Gaz obviously keeps the identities of his real fans secret
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Why did you snob James Hird in a Chapel Street car park?
Why did you also snob Jimmy Hird?
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Why do you enjoy cheese?
It's a quality dairy product
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Who are you dating currently
No one at the moment :P