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Why don't you ever reply to anyone on your dms??
Dm me again and I'll reply.?
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Why don't you ever reply to anyone on your dms??
Dm me again and I'll reply?
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What is your biggest fear going forward in life?
Dissapointing my parents.?
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What little thing pisses you off greatly?
Lies, fake btches, stingy btches, when people take my stuff without asking, bad signal, and a few people?
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So where have you disappeared to?
Dm me and I might tell you.??
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Snapchat?
Yes michaeljansen69
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What do you think about the most ?
Being left
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Your really cute
Thank you so much!!!!
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What is this meant to be for ?
Idk??
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Favourite Christmas movie
The grinch?????
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Heyy ? I know this is kak weird but I really think you're cute ?
Aww thanks ? dm me ?
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What are you good at ?
Making friends,cooking,swimming,drinking and so on
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Ever had a boner in public?
Yeah I have??
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Do you have a middle name?
I don't have one?
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Do you have a girlfriend?
I don't?
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Would you rather live somewhere other than Durban?
Yes I would, I actually have a few places in mind.?
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Where do you stay ( Cape Town Durban ) ?
I am located in Durban??
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Michael ek dink jys eintlik noggal oulik??
Dankie man!! Dm my ?
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What are you looking forward to in 2017?
Many things but I can't say at this moment?
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There were no errors...just purposeful cuteness
Cuteness indeed ?
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So like yeah you're a weirdo but I fink you freaky and I fcking like you to the moon and back !! Eat dose potatos
The amount of errors in this message tho?? but it's cute? I like you too? and I ain't eaten no potatoes?
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Hey u are a really over the top guy and i kinda find you atractive and u are funny and a great personality ?
Thank you so much! Anon!❤ dm me ?
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You seem like a nice person haha ?
Awww thank you anon!? dm me ?
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What makes your life worth living?
The amazing people that are in my life right now❤ even though some of them don't eat pasta ? but they make me happy and they are the reason I wake up with a smile on my face every morning ?
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How was the year 2016 for you , so far ?
Looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by a plane?
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Amount of condoms you use in a month?
Uhm..??
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Your favorite home cooked meal?
Tomato bredie?
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Most embarassing moment in hospital?
Making a scene because I didn't have a plug to charge my phone when there was one behind my bed all along ??
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How many times a week do you shave?
Also what body hair do you shave?
2-3 times a week and I shave that needs to be shaven
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Do you use the urinal/stall when you go to the public bathroom? And why
I use the stall because I have a shy bladder ?
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Do you gym?
I walk to the fridge and squat to the bottom shelf so yeah ?
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What's the dumbest rumour you've ever heard about yourself?
That my cousin and I were sleeping together?
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Have you ever been depressed?
I have been but I met someone who helped me get through it
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Not lying like i wanna fck u
Uhm
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Would you ever date a black person?
I don't think so ?
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How do you find gays?
Funny and over the top?
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Would you consider yourself a fckboy?
No I wouldn't ?
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If you had to play a movie character....who would you be? DavidCPT24
Harry Potter??
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What's the thing you look for in a person ?
Good sense of humour and loyalty??
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What's an instant turn off for you?
Feet ?
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Your house is on fire, you only have time to rescue one thing....what will it be? DavidCPT24
My mom
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Hey Michael! Just thought I would put it out there and tell you what a fcking cutie you are! Don't let anyone tell you different! DavidCPT24
Thank you so much ?
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What is your biggest pet peeve? DavidCPT24
When people don't accept that I'm fine?
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You seem like a really chilled guy, wish I had the guts to message you and get to know you ?
Dm me ?
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If you died suddenly, what will you most regret not telling someone? DavidCPT24
How much they meant to me, and how much they made me happy and changed my life.?
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What career path you planning to follow? DavidCPT24
Business administration?
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You are given one wish, what would you wish for?? DavidCPT24
The ability to speak to animals
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Are you vibing with someone currently?
Nope?
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Do you have gay friends?
I do and I love them to bits, the best people to be around??.
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Don't you hate it when you write an lo exam and question if life is really that easy?
Bruh you have no idea ?
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You kinda know me but I'm just curious about your current relationship status ???
Well if you have me on instagram Dm me ??
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What do you think of open showers in locker rooms
Free willy ???
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Are you single
Depends who's asking ?
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What's your favourite movie? ??
How to train your dragon ?
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What colour, brand and tipe underwear are u wearing right now
Colour: black. Brand:Bear and they are jocks
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Who do you dislike
So many people ?
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You're an amazing human who's food taste is misplaced in noodles:P
Thank you! And leave my noodles alone? they are bae?
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Hehe depending on your audience that (pole dancing) might have been entertaining
It was ?
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You have unlimited money. What's the first thing you do?
Move to England.
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What is the stupidest thing youve ever done?
Pole dance in front of people ?
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If you had superpowers what would they be?⭐️ Jeronimo23
The control over fire and lightning ????
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What's your guilty pleasure?
Licking the blood off my fingers from the people who did me wrong ?
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Curious? You into loving someone no matter gender or, strictly straight ?
Does it matter?
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If your child came out as gay what would you honestly do?
I would honestly do nothing about it, I'd support them no matter what?
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What do you look for in a person?
Good heart and personality?
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A guy like you must have a lot of stalkers. Any weirdo's we need to know about?
I do have stalkers ? and trust me you'll know if their a weirdo or not ??
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Good man back in Cape town in grade 11 soon matric 2017?
How is the family, do you guys still live in the same neighborhood and anyone special in your life?? Jeronimo23
I didn't even know you moved ? I was actually thinking about you the other day when I drove past your old house ? and I'm also in grade 11? matric 2017??
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Dream date?
Laying on a roof with fluffy blankets and snacks looking up at the stars ?
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What do you believe in.
That I will one day wake up with super powers ?
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What was the best decision of your life?
Forgiving someone who wasn't sorry
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I have a crush on you??
Awww that's so sweet?
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It's me jeron we went to Bushlands primary school together and we were in the same class?? Jeronimo23
I remember now hahaha
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It's Jeron we went to Bushlands primary school together in the same class in gr 7 ? Jeronimo23
Omg hey!!! It's been so long how you been!
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In that case good luck finding your special human ? and hopefully I can be a new person soon ??❤
Thank you ?
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What's your type in humans... And what's your take on meeting new people?
I like any humans that are nice to me ? and I'm still working on the whole "meeting new people"?
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Your quite hot and cute, how your personality? Personally would love to find out
Thank you ? I've got a good personality I guess ?
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Helllurrrr Dork ?
Helllurrr weirdo ?
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Does your drapes match your carpet ?
Some things are meant to be a mystery.?
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Hey buddy long time no see you have grown hey?
Thanks! But you're under anonymous so I don't know who this is ?
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How many pairs of shoes do you own?
7
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What is your greatest regret ?
Trusting people