Muhammad Irfaan
MomoSeedat
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Don't worry I know where u live
Come home then
You so cute !!!!
Thanks man
Let it be known I'm not threatened by a small btch like u?
Why gotta hide though ?
I've liked you for a really long time now .... I don't know how to tell you tho ....:)
What should I do?
If u like that's not a problem
Be bold. Be Brave …
DM ?
You such a btch trying to make like u so cool but infact u fcked up child
Cool man.
Noted.
Why u make u a fxck boy when u still a small boy in the game
If I'm a small boy why u feeling threatened ?
They just want to know who you dating
No fam
How can u kinda be single
Like u kinda stupid
you never reply to my qoohs
Of course I didn't
Sorry
hii there long lost friend
Hey there man
How old are you?
Old enough y'all
Momo ?? hellurrr Freeny_
Slmz Freeno
Who's ur gf? Or who u like? Give her name or what it starts with
Make up ur mind man
Age ?
Goes up and never comes down
Hey so. I've never met you. I only found out you existed yesterday, I think you're a pretty dope and funny guy. Just thought I'd let you know... ✌?️?
Thanks Boet
What does ur bio stand for
A special ........
Would you date me ?
No I would not ?
Momo what happened to all your posts man ?
Eish !
We are investigating this matter.
First letter of your crush's name???
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Nothing with x ?
Favourite brand of clothes
*insert really expensive name go show off*
Anything
Hey. I have a crush on u but u don't know I exist :(
Of course I know u exist
Unless u Siri and u really hate me for annoying you.
Wanna be my guy huh ?? ?
I'm everyone's guy
Why u feeling special huh ?
?
Yes it does matter
Single or taken ???????????
I'm taken a back at this question ?
And I'm singling out the reason why u need to know
?
Jk.Single
Age?
Goes up and never comes down ?
Do u have a gf ?
Does it matter ?
Do you know humairah ismail
Humairaa' Ismail.
Duh bruh it's a proper noun
Capitalize your sht!
What about Rizwaan
What u want Manack ?
Single? Or can I dm you?
Yes and no ?
Selena gomez or taylor swift
None
Did ur parents ever sit u down and tell u of the birds and the bees
No they sat me down and asked how was my day at school
??
When did u get ur first wet dream
When it happened ?
Boxers or jockeys
Wth ??
Panties ?
And you didn't even tell me your heart broken , was it because of a watch ? The one I'm going to steal
Who are you ???
How many times have you had your heart broken?
Once
What is ur favourite song
Don't have one ?
What is your favourite slang word ?
I don't use it but powsie ???
So howecum ur mouche is clean
Shorten the mustache and lengthen the beard ~ Nabi (SAW)
Which trend are you not into ?
Teenage relationships
List of things you really want or wish would happen and why
▪️I visit the holy lands - It's majestic
▪️Travel the ? - Who doesn't like traveling?
▪️And I meet WatchAnish - He is cool
▪️أقر القرات مِم مصر
What is your purpose in life?
To please my creator and parents
Dating anyone atm?
No Fam ☃
Can I slide into your dm's? ?
? Sho
Do you shave ur mouche
No ?
Got any words of advice for your lad?
Remember your roots
Hiiii friend that i havent spoken to in ages ?✌?️
Hi
Message me ?
Which was the best year of your life so far, and why?
2009 ?
U really hot and when i dmed u u blocked me...
?
I have a huge crush on you but we've never spoken to each other and you're unaware of my existence and I have a boyfriend soooooo idk ???
?Hi
Slip in to the DM
What are you tired of?
Too much coffee
Sleepless nights
Washing powder
Roll Call
Push Ups
My Dorm Master
My Annoying room mates
2-minute Noodles
Durbinite accents
At what point did you realise you are attractive?
Aahh.. never ???
What would put a smile on your face today ?
Ice-Cream ?
where are you from
Johannesburg
Hey can I plz get ur number ?
Sure ....
Wait you are you ?
Identification is vital.
Hey Muhammad??
Hey ...You ?
If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
Educate the uneducated
What is good in your life right now?
My parents
Hey I think your hawt
hehe
What's the craziest rumor you've heard about yourself?
That I hate watches ?
Favoutite watch ?
Hard but...
Greubel Forsey
Who's your favourite person ?
My Mother
You remind me of a friend of mine...?
That's touching ?
Do you like, have an addiction to watches?
Pretty much obvious ?
Whats your most awkward moment ever
Adding sour milk to my tea ?
Who is ur best friend
Hammad Raizada
What was the last movie you watched? What'd you think of it?
American Ultra.
Pretty neat
Ever kissed a girl ?
Well young lad ?.....
No?
U a real cake... U know that
I'm actually a real Human.
I know that.
But a cake ? Nigguh seriously ?
How are you ?
Alhamdulillah well and u ?
How many gf have u had
Next joke pls
What's one thing you wish you could do every single day?
Sleep ?
Well look at those arms. Their on fire
sht they got burned ?
Now look how skinny they gone ?
Too much Nazr ?
Do you gym
No
but....I wanna
Have u ever went naked in a public place
No ?
How is military camp
Fruitfully pleasant
Okay ?
Okay
I guess,I don't know what else to say here man, u putting me in a tight space. C'mon I don't need this stress.
Jk ?
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