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I know someone who thinks you're absolutely perfect/stunning but you very rarely give him a chance.
I think you'd surprise yourself if you opened up and let him you'd find yourself a happy person. I also bet you know who I am talking about haha!
Actions speak louder then words though and I give everyone a chance because in the end, after looks have faded when you're old you want to be with someone because you just love their company, right?
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Any* tdc
What's TDC? Who are you? Stop stalking me!
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Im not saving you and slice
Who's slice? Weirdo
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Have you ever farted in public?
I did once, not going to lie.
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What happened to that guy you were seeing ?
When I like someone I know instantly. Everything is so easy and I end up completely in lust, unfortunately it wasn't like that with him. So I stopped things to avoid wasting his or my time.
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Do you have a boyf. Don't worry I'm not one of those sleaze bags that just wanna get into girls pants
No, I do not
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Helllo montana :) xo
How are u?
Hi :) I've been better but can't complain I guess xx Thanks for asking
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Idk why you are so done up all the time. And I get that's your decision, but you don't need it you're really beautiful xx
I wear massacre and foundation and straighten my hair. Not sure how that is 'done up' but that's your opinion and that's fine. But you're wrong
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What's the ****en point of having qoohme. All you do is be sarcastic. You are just as pathetic as the people that hate on you.
Hahaha I'm sarcastic because people either ask stupid or personal questions. Qoohme is obviously not to be taken seriously considering if someone were to ask me something serious they could just inbox me
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Ok LOL guess your tatt has no meaning and its just a bug
Yet i can guarantee it still looks better then your face
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What is your tattoo ? Like whats the meaning of it ?
You know not all tattoos need a meaning you dumb as*? Haha
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Who do you miss right now?
My brothers
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Hey Derrick, you know what's good for shoulder pains?
If you lick my butthole!
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You would look nice with cream all over your face
You would look nice if you got off the computer & put a bag over your head
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What do you like in a guy?
Your so hot in a unique way , I like it
Probably some organs, heart, liver all that stuff. Ya know
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haha yeah my favourite sleeping position is star fish, dont complain if im not doing much
But I don't care. You know why, because I won't be sleeping with you ha
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when i see you im going to punch the **** out of you .
Oh Heeeey we got a rebel over here on anonymous, aw ****tttt
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Do you finger your dad? Or vice versa
Yeah... Naa, can't say that I do
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Whats your favourite position?
It's called the plank. So you lay down, get stiff as a pole, close your eyes and then sleep, maybe occasionally drool. We're talking about sleep, yeah?
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I think you're positively bewitching & completely undeserving of these impertinent remarks you've been bombarded with by nameless, green-eyed nobodies. Real talk girlfriend, keep on keepin' on.
Thank you. I wish you'd tell me who you are though :)
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Hello, you & I have briefly met just once & I doubt very much that you would even remember me so I'll do my best to keep this concise;
Ok...
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Do you ever sit there and laugh so much you fart? I do Jessebarryy
Weirdo haha
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***** please not good at talking to guys? That's your favourite hobby, Craig's list is just an example hahahaha ;) allanamc
HAHAH ok I may have lied ;)
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do you enjoy cheese? Gouda in particular?
Hahahaha
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thoughts on your best mate Emillia c:
She's beautiful on the inside and out. She's helped me a lot more then she knows and I'll forever be grateful
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Have you conquered the great American challenge?
In both holes
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do you even know who i am ? Thats why.
Yeah, anonymous man
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Do corsets make you skinner coz I want a body like yours
They're only good if you have a naturally curvy body, not fat but just curvy :) and they train your waist to go in. So yes, I recommend it haha
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great i have no chance now . . .
Why? Haha
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Josh ;)
No comment haha already gave enough away
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Who is your crush? Dont be shy
His name starts with J ;)
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Something you will never be good at?
Talking to guys.
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I think you're a really sweet girl and definitely don't deserve to cop so much bad credit. **** everyone, you do you, because I know you're a really good person!
This just made my night. You took 20 seconds out of your time just to leave me something nice like this, genuinely appreciate that. :)
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The vocalist of Skid Row o.o
Skid mark
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Thoughts on Sebastian BACHHH????
Who?
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i came into your work one night and you were wearing a corset wtfffff BAHAHAHAHAHA. you know all the boys think you're ****ed
It's called corset training. You wear it under your clothes, never seen dita Von tease do that? And I don't care what boys think of me. My world doesn't revolve around them and your opinion doesn't matter either :)
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accept your snaphat adds...
Just did, hi Michael
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If a guy had back acne would you still massage his back
You're a weirdo
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Tell me pleasee
I don't even like **** soz, I'm vegan
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Do you prefer guys who are cir***sized or guys who aren't
Why is that even a question. People on my Facebook have some heavy demons hahah
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do you s*ck ****
I like to cradle the balls, work the shaft and swallow the gravy
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Favourite guy to talk to ?
I have a few close guy friends I enjoy Talking to. Pretty sure they think I'm a dude
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Top 5 attractive boys you have spoken to ?
1. Jimmy que, the babest of all guys. Nuff said
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Eh who doesn't have chubby cheeks. Your still flawsome
Well you're just lovely. Thanks :)
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Do you own a chicken farm ?
Because you sure know how to raise a **** ;)
Hahahahaha good one.
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Biggest and smallest p**** you've had?
Smallest pizza I've had? Oh about 4 slices. Was good but
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Wow then you're really pretty. You're cheek bones
Thank you. But I only get cheekbones when I pose, if I smile I have chubby cheeks haha
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I remember that one night we spent together, was the best night of mine, and I reckon your life aswell ;)
The best nights I have are with myself and pizza. Sorry
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Did you do surgery on your face ? If you didn't then wow you're pretty
Yeah when I was 7, got a face lift. Got to 15 and just kept getting Botox all day err'day. Gotta preserve dat beauty. Of course not you spanner hahaha
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Can i inbox you? :)
Go for it
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whats your snapchat
montana.jayde send nudes or get the **** out
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Moniemoo.
Haha I can't remember who calls me this, ****
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I want your butthole.
======3 .
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Why so many haters
Because they're bored and obviously ugly hahaha ugly people put down others to feel better
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Bring death to the sand ******s
Haha
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Your gorgeous :) I know you Misa Montana and I know you have a heart of gold xox keep smiling
This made me smile, thanks :)
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You are really not hot at all, and if you think you have a good personality good for you. But there needs to be some physical attraction in a relationship.
Everyone has a preference and I'm not yours. Doesn't mean I'm not 'hot'. Plus there doesn't need to be physical attraction, personalities can make or break looks
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What are people on about...
You're hot people are just jealous. Xo annapassos
Oh thanks :) x These are just anonymous people who thrive off attempting to make someone feel bad. Too bad I don't care about them hahaha
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first of all i am small. secondly im black which means i have a massive cobra. im not angry at u. i just dislike u like many others cause ur a stupid junkie lol.
Well this is awkward, I'm part of the kkk
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u don't get it. any guy loves s e x. its not that ur hot. its not that your attractive. fuarkk u look like a mut mate.
Hahahahaha m888888, so please tell me one thing. What makes you so angry at me to try leave me hate? It doesn't bother me because you're on anonymous. If you're a guy tell me on fb then. You giant ***** haha
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8? Ok that's an achievement.
Yeah haha :)
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y do u think every bloke finds you attractive. tbh im a dude and most guys don't find you attractive cause your fat and not really hot. but guys love s e x, so no **** i would f uck you but thats because its in all boys nature. we will **** any decent chick
I never said every guy finds me attractive. You all assume these things, which doesn't bother me. Plus your message didn't really make sense, embarrassing for you.
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Is it weird to you, the way your mum looks? I don't think anyone has a mum looking that good after 4 kids?
She's had 8, I'm proud of her. Shes an inspiration to me, she's worked hard her whole life.
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You will care when all boys see in you is your looks. And let's be honest every one knows you wear heaps of makeup. Not wearing a lot is some foundation and a little mascara and you're far from that.
Well, they can't see personalities can they? Hahah I have a lot of guy friends who love my personality anyway. So obviously not just my 'looks' you keep referring to.
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You're ****en ugly as. The only reason guys think you are hot and nothin more, because you ****en expose yourself in every ****en photo and cake the ****en makeup.
You're either 1. Single and jealous of me to leave me hate because I get to you because guys find me attractive. Or 2. Your boyfriend wants to have *ex with me Either way, not my problem but yours xx
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Thinking someone is hot is showing interest.
Not in my eyes it doesn't
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If they are not ugly why don't you think they are hot ?
Why does it matter what I think of their appearance? Plus I never said I don't find any hot. Just said I wasn't interested in any
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I've never talked to you before but I've always admired you so much, you are such a beautiful person an you have the best smile I've ever seen
This is what I like. People who haven't spoken to me or even barely know me but still take time out of their day to compliment me just 'cause. Thank you :) x
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Can i take you out on a date sometime?
Depends who you are :)
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i saw your ugly face at 1 am, waking up from a lovely nap and then i go on fb and see you there, so i thought okay ill let her know her face looks like a candle stick. ty and goodnight. its currently 1;45 am. ;)
Aw you had a nap and then thought about me, even thinking about me at 1:45am. You big cutie, you
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SLURT
This is actually not even an insult, like 'yeah Gurrrl get that D if that's what you want'
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did ur piercing hurt
I've had so many piercings, they don't hurt. They sting for like 5 seconds and then you're sweet
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Ever tried a drug?
I shoot up with heroin every day, it's not drugs it's happy time
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Thoughts on sharna pannarielo
Honest thought? A *****. Always hated me for literally no reason and admitted to that. I hate people like that
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Lol your a smart as*. Anyway love your comedy
Give me stupid questions, get stupid responses. Simple
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Honestly. Have you ever fingered your self? You are amazingly beautiful. Your butt is perfectly curved and t*** are big just like every guy would want
Oh yeah, I didn't know what I was doing the first Tim and I put my whole arm up there and then my face, then torso and eventually just gave birth to myself. Was amazing
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I wanna have a 3 way with you and your mum i think about it every night
And that's all you'll ever do, think about it because it'll never happen
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you interested in anyone there?
Nope ha
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You should dye your hair purple :3
Nah too much maintenance
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are you close with any people at your work?
Yeah like one. I'm not very 'close' with many people in general though
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what happened to your instagram?
Too much hate and stupid people on there. Rather no drama :)
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you work at stellas yeah, i think ive seen you there before
Haha yeah! Say hi if you see me, I'm usually bored
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you put way to much makeup on!
Thanks :) I know
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4
Can't click on links
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Are you a virgin? A n a l counts
Only on weekdays
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dp :D k**ky girl you
Not sure how it's k**ky. But ok
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Last q you know me btw. Popped tyre :D
Not sure which question that is but I know who this is haha
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Will you please sit in my face?
Not sure how it'd work if I sit in your face, do you like open your mouth and I just like crawl in there and just sit down. I'm kinda confused on this
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Who did you do an*** with? Tbh you are hot. Like I mean really hot. Maybe not as much as your mum. But I would **** you any day. But I would bang your mum so hard up the as* **** will come out of her *****
It's called a joke, lighten the **** up. You've got some deep issues that need attending too. Nor my mum and I would ever sleep with you :)
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your fake, without this fakery you would be ugly as a dogs ***hole. woof woof
You wrote that at 1am, so you're 'friends' with me on Facebook and decided hey lets Go let Montana know that I think she's attractive but ugly without all my 'fakeness' on anonymous. Who's the fake person here, honestly?
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I wanna tell you but then I've never talked to you before. I just hope I can change my life around like that how you did
I like talking to new people, unless you're like 30+ then it's kinda weird hahaha
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I honestly think you're so pretty. You like lost so much weight and I actually look up to you.
Tell me this off anonymous :)
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mnm's are awesome hahahaha
uh ok...
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Do you prefer straight d i c ks or curved ones
Why are you so obsessed with this? ha.