Mmmmikhail Samuel
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Rappers 4 life or what man SMG14
Yeah keep it real
If I took a purple flufferdoodle ... And crossed it with a polkadotted racoon .. What would I have ...
You have a whole lot of hapiness and I'm jealous :(, are you gonna share?
Would u ever wear a wig to. Save youself from doing homework
I would wear a wig any day silly :p
Its a sad sad day the day your balls get removed & you can't even lick the empty space where they used to be:(
That makes me want to donate mine to a better cause :( <3
Me neither :))
That\'s dope man. Keep on and carry calm
Heylo do u wat are purple's prime numbers
Nope
What's your pin?
pin:2A69ECED
Wats tretophobia?
Its the fear of lots of little holes
No really wul? Please tell me
SwAg mE out
??????? Juan Mata????
Yes siree
Ok let me try again, wul (a girls name)
Mikhail
Ok wul... (More realistic answer)
3 people....................
Me
Myself and
I
;)
I'll take that as a yes Mr Buttercup
???????? Juan Mata???
Hats
Crooks n Castles bro
I bet you have a big toe
Yeah
You've built you wall so high that no one can climb it
Whatever
#Hater
Hello Mr postman on his duty. Here comes a lady she's a golden beauty.
Idk what to say /:
Once upon a princess
Yeah I also have those moments
When u gna visit RHS?
I\'m not sure
Jeg liker epleeeeeeeeer, epler er snill
You go girl!
I hate snakes
I have tetropophobia
But barack is a man. Is there a message you are trying to get across
Nah I\'m chilled
I bet you have a fat nose full of mucous
Oh yeah, talk dirty
I bet you have se*y knee caps
Why yeah
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill. He call,he don't,he might sell coke. He a mother f***en jig jig
No
What goes on in my head
Loiter Squad
I'll be Cody and you can be Zack
Cool
This is f***en awesome
Yes
That is why,my friend, should not drink because it slowers your reflexes
Yes
I was actually thinking that I could be the Brain and you can be Pinky
No, I\'m Jasper and ur Taco
It looks like its gonna rain Pinky
It already is Taco
I'll start with my fancy wancy jargon
Le Mesriables
The fitter you are,the faster your reflexes. People with faster reflexes are healthier
Exactly
Well I've got multiple rand currency
Go play one of those Tommy Bear claw machines to win money
Rinse. Repeat
Eat healthy fats to protect your meylon sheath
Good show
You've got quite the nerve
Yes, I have lots of nerves
Fine. Only got twenty rands in my pocket
*rand
Yea hoe its the finale
Yeah yeah yeah
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
That\'s like almost 200 rand, you can go to McDerp and by a Big Derp Meal, then go to Zapps for an hour, then you can buy a poster at musica and still have likr 50 rand change
No I'm actually a woman
W\'ever
Your angry cuz I don't want to marry you
Yes
How many b*m cheeks do you have
9
Haha I don't wanna marry you
3
I'm love sick. For you
Cool
Well who do I have to be in order to marry you?
Barsck Obama
I enjoy nik naks fruit chutney flavour
I domt
Nice toes
Thanx, I also enjoi nick-nacks
Please can I marry you
Depends who you are
Wats up with all the " ;) " gwyn10
Yo gwyn10
I'm coming right over. See you soon lovie ;)
Who r u
But I thought you said I could have you
You said tonight buttercup ;)
What kind of girls are you into
The call me Tunchi
Ask a real question for a real answer
Ok
I'll be right over
Who is this
Can I come steal you for a night?
Only if u return me the next day
How many books do you have
f***, like bout 60 ebooks and bout 100 books atleast on my bookshelves
Hala back I'll do yea. PEACE
Ok?
I love bad Bit**es that's my f***en problem. And yea I love to f*** I've got a f***en problem
You should she a councellor :/, seems you\'ve got a bad problem
A phone is an object. I do not gather that you have feelings for it
f***
Who do you wanna never lose again
My phone
Is it Sian?
I can\'t believe its not butter :0
Who do you think about 24/7
A special person
Y? How could you do that
What???
You said you would write son
I\'ve been busy mamA
I bet you have school tomorrow
Yes
Who is asking you all these "I bet" questions
I don\'t know and I actuall DGAF
What would you rate yourself out of 10
Σ
Are there any hot girls in your school
Stop it please with these nonsense questions
How are u doing se*y boy
Well fine good now *splerrpsh*
How much do you weigh
Idk
I bet you didn't know I'm Cuban
Nopw
If I tell you will you marry me
I don\'t actuall care anymore :)
It wasn't Jenny. Now your saying I'm schizophrenic.
Judt tell me who this is so I can sleep, I have exams
I bet you didn't know Nollywood
Hey Jenny ;)
Rate the girls in your clas*
No screw that
Nope,no its not. I'm not revealing my identity.
Pls plspls pls pls Pls plspls pls pls Pls plspls pls pls Pls plspls pls pls Pls plspls pls pls Pls plspls pls pls
I am both xy and xx
Is it Gwyn
Who are the girls in your clas*
Jennifer
Nadia
Tylo
Wilhelm
Nicole
Noni
shi* I forgot her name...?
What do I get if I tell you
The U.S does not negotiate with terrorists :|
Lol jk, wat do want, r u male or female
I bet you don't know who this is
I don\'t
Please. Believe me, Anita it your daughter
????
Haha I schooled u buddy. It aint gabi
Ok , who ru then
Are suggesting that I'm a junkie
=)) Gabi is the only 1 who uses the word junkie
Tell you what? Nigga I don't owe u nothing
Seriously who is this :/
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