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losing my phone at school and crying about it all day and in front of the ladies at the office
Iraq
lmao
god, still together but things are complicated atm, and many others but i lost count lol
lmao james tearing my clothesline from the earth was the highlight and idk i forget everything else
no i'm in a fully committed relationship with god, amen.
me no understando
8 panadol
as in yours or mine?
too much
my dog
to not die alone
id make tannah really ugly and obese so i would look really fit when standing next to her
shes une salope moche mais shes ma vie
getting struck by lightning or killing a dog doing 100 in a 90 zone or even burning the roof of my mouth on a KFC zinger burger
probably eating
1 trillion dollars
until i don't want to live anymore
oh what
13
in an expensive palace in France with my billionaire husband
wildest dreams - taylor swift
idk marimba
preferebly human but i'll settle for anything tbh
he's smart. he's loyal. he's grateful. i appreciate that
definitely
why not both la la la la bamba da dada
probably but they'd probably die anyway coz i don't know CPR
bball and polyvore
uh game of thrones for sure
people think that i'm a lesbian just because i dress like one, talk like one, act like one, look like one, basically am one but in reality i'm just a muscular whale with no sense of style
only 4 joel x
I d d don't have a g g good braaain
His haircut drives me crazy
That's what I want tho I wanna live in a shack on a hill and raise little simple Joel's
don't even think we're having one goddammit!, won't get to pick up with joel ;(
he's pretty nice, good guy
i'm a pathological liar so probably everything I've said today has been a lie
s..p..ort? is that like some type of cake?
yeh m8
wow where do i begin? 1- why the fuk did you kill ur own son, 2- why did u tempt adam with the forbidden apple u sadistic prick and 3- how the **** did you 'create' the universe in 7 days? #RUUBBBISHHH
she's pretty hilarious looks like lady gaga
<3
10 mins ago
700 metric tonnes
"i can't believe i ate the whole thing" -homer j
my beats
aww haven't seen u in so long xo need to catch up hun! you're so beautiful, miss u heaps hehe xoxoxoxoxo
chelsea rowan is a dirtbag, tannah olivia is a pooftertron an*** rose is so stupid and fugly, andrew is a massive lesbian and karassole is also a pooftertron omg jks they're so pretty and nice xo don't talk enough XD who the fuk is jane
nah not really
pretty and funny x
why is 'to' the only word thats been capitalised
probs chelsea rowan she knows everything
iggy azalea
yeah he's my brother and my boyfriend
so what if i'm gay, i'm still a human! i have just as many rights as anyone else and i shouldn't be treated differently because of my *exual orientation and btw i'm not gay but you get the point
you got a toned b**ty
i just want a guy who can make me smile and text me at 2am saying how much he loves me and how beautiful i am, but he has to have a 12 pack and huge biceps and really muscular thighs and if he doesn't play footy and surf then its not gonna happen and boys with hairy legs like wtf even is that #shaveplease and blue eyes are a MUST! and shaggy blonde hair = perf. Like kind of a model-type guy and he has to smell rlly good! x
its not a herpe you dopey twat, jesus christ its a cold sore and i'm trying!
dunno, bad breath?
well. that was about as funny as the holocaust
fair enough
when u realise you're the ugliest one in the squad
"gimme it. i want it now no jessica, don't get involved with drugs! it's too late sir. NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
he's so hot
nobody
yeah so then i can cut my hair off and look like even more of a lesbian #lifepurpose
nah i was pushed by some scrotum and he left me to die
joel
yeah can't wait, hope its good!
ahh austin mahomo <3
homer simpson hands down
money can buy you gym equipment and plastic surgery so you can find love with your hot body and pretty face so yes money can somewhat, buy love
i'm fat and i'm stupid
whats what i aspire 2 b <3
dunno amanda bynes
dunno something about a friends sister
I make awesome decisions in bike stores!!!
French fries are the devil -Kanye West
and in latest news, the sky is blue
-1
i'd like to be a whale but i kind of already am so probably a tiger or something
dunno, the end of it??
awwww lmao hahaha thanks mate
pretty sure you're 100% wrong but ok
when people don't have a personality and are humourless
i hate her
dunno i wanna be rich so yeah, be rich
she's pre fresh with them dope beats lmao wish i had a pair
grave jackoff knightley is alright, she has a good heart and i like her house its cosy
ahhh pretty little liars, game of thrones or hannah montana can't choose just one lol