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Society or individual?
Individual, very ones opinion matters!
What would you do this year If you had no fear ?
Skate Glen Road the best I could!
There is a girl that's not black
I know....
What do you think people think of you?
I can't flippen read minds!!!!
There is a black
There is NOT!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me who?
Would you let me tickle your nipples with my earlobes?
Not thanks, I am fully booked this week!
ArE u aTrACteD 2 c0loURDs???**
I blelieve this is a coloured because that's how they text, hahahahahaha jus jokes, not really, just kinding, I'm not
There is a girl
Ok, then tell me her name?
Bru hardwares flippen important?? How do you not know your hardware?
Its not flippen in portant, if hardware is tight its good, stop being a *****
Ra ra ah ah ah roma roma ma ma gaga ooh lala
Ummm..... Not a fan of justin bieber or his songs!
I will come on strong because I gym everyday!
If you gym everyday there is not a chance of us dating, and I know this is just a mind trick, there is no girl, because I have no black girls in my class which are on my bbm!
Bru you didn't tell me what hardware you skating? Awe lemme know, I'll check you some other time I rate.
I don't know what hardware I am skating, just buy any hardware stop being a ***** that needs everything to be perfect!
You've got maaad skills with that rubix cube
Thank you but I am really not that good
Would yu let me give you a hand job even though I'm a guy?
Hahahahahahahahahaha not a chance, sorry dude, but I heard Sacha was so desperate he would let you!
I wanna *** on your t***
What?
The thing you want the most this Xmas?
Love.... HA GAY!!!!! Jus jokes, the X-hammer 5000, combine with ultimate surpreme laser misile!
This is a girl, so let me ask you again.. haha what do you look for in a girl?
I don't know, if you like me just talk to me, but don't come on to strong, I don't like that!
Why so cool?
I don't know???
What do you look for in a girl?
Is this actually a girl or is it a guy just F ucking with my?
Would you go down on any chick?
Not a chance, I would only go down on a chick, when I'm at least 17, and only if I really liked her, like REALLY liked her!
How can a black girl make herself attractive to you?
I don't wanna be rude, but I just don't find black girls attractive! I can't help it?
Q. Why do dwarfs laugh when they run across a field
A. Coz the grass ticels their balls.
The A: is "cuz the grass ticles their as*" not there balls, but that is a funny joke hahahaha
Howzit bru, what hardware you using? I rate we should skate sometime at back road bru. Lekker, reply soon bru, stoked.
Who the **** is this???
Hey, just wondering, if a girl in your class was black, would you consider dating her? Also how could she get your attention.
No
Roughly, how large is your erect p****?
Bigger than yours, and why the f*ck do you wanna know?
Do you find black girls attractive?
Not really
I trusted you...
I trusted YOU! That's **** bro..... ****!
Your mom is like donkey kong. Big, fat and has F UCK ING big hairy balls
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's kak funny!
Why should I ask you things?
You don't have to, freedom of choice *****
For a million rand would you have *exy time with a bergie for 20 minutes( oh and her boo*s sag down to her knees)
**** YES! Jus jokes, no. I would not **** a bergie with saggie boo*ies
Are your pubes made of Sunlight liquid? (The one that's made of 100 lemons)
That would burn my **** like a poes!
For 12billion dollars would you lick jacob zuma's b*mhole for half an hour on live tv
Depends if I do it, will I get HIV? Oh wait I can just take a shower! But no probably not,
Why would you touch those children in those places greg they will never forget that
Because I like little children
If a girl were to like you, and she was in your class, how could she impress you?
Ummmm...... Well being friendly, why who is it?
Do you think you'll win hha or high rising
Not going to high rising, but I will try and win don't think I will though
What is the best way to approach a girl you like?
I will seduce her and then we will approach me, hehehe
The last person you liked?
I will tell you privately
How is your mom?
Is she still ***** after I banged her last night?
Who is this my dad, hahahahahahaha
Jus jokes
We've seeen what you did to those children greg...
They are scared forever...
I know
Are you gay?
Yes I ****ed your dad last night
Ermagerd erxerms
Hahahahahaha I know right
Have you ever watched p o r n
I trry not to? Why the **** do you care
F u c k
B u g g e r
F u c k
S h I t
Cool story bro
Because
It's
Hilarious
And
Awesometastic
Its actually REALLY GAY!!!!!!!! Is this sacha because he would enjoy that stupid site
I'm watching you
I am watching your mom
The war is won before its begun release the doves, surrender Love!
Ok whose posting these weird comments!!! Hahaha
Have
You
Visited
Cracked.com
Yet?
No, why must I visit it?
How did the exam go?
Harder than expected
Best hookup?
Haven't had 1
How many people have you hooked up with?
Like 1
Best girl friend?
I don't really know, but probably Brittany or Kiera?
www.cracked.com
Visit it.
Now.
Ummmmm.... Ok
Pretty average skater
Ok, this is probably sonme1 who can't skate
Two Things that you would like to improve about yourself?
Nothing, so go such a ****
FACITAC.
**** a chode in the anul cheese
Plett.... Gay
Let me guess this is some1 not going to plett?
Have you got pubes
Why did you just ask me again
Do you have pubic hairs
Every 14 year old boy has pubes dumb-as*
I shall tell you when you are Of Age. For know, all you need to know is that I am your Guardian. If you insist on knowing my name, I go by 'Orion'.
Ok 'Orion' I don't who you are but I will find you and I will kill you, hahahaha jus jokes, I really felt like saying that!
High rising or plett
PLETT mother ****er
I have just told you who I am Gregory.
I am your Guardian.
You are a very special young man, with a special ability. It is my job to protect you to the death
Seriously who is this....... PLEASE, and what is my special ability *wink wink* hehe
First kiss?
Not saying, she was kinda weird, and I didn't really know any other girls!
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DINKLEBURG
Ok
I am someone who knows you. I have been there since the very beginning. From the day you took your first step, until the day you take your last. Do not dought me.
Do not deny me
I am whole
I am you
I am your Guardian
Ummmmmm.... Please tell me who you are?
Y u ruin butterfly's photo?
No ways I made it better
Yeah, Tom is pretty beast
Hahahah
Y O L O
You Obviously love Oreo's!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do hahahah
Nevermind is not an answer Gregory
Who the heck is this?
Lolololololololololololololololololol
Wow that's a Lot Of Love
Have you ever smoked or drank before?
Maybe?
Who is hadrien?
Never mind
What sports do you play?
Water polo, and soccer and surfing
That's like asking why you open up your mom's legs. Its fun for you. Duh. PumpkinHead
Ummmmm....well. That's ****en weird!
O_0 0_O
STARING CONTEST
BEGIN
s*ck a ****! I WON!
What do you think of joel?
Gay
Do you even lift?
Yes isn't it obvious?
Do you like cats?
Hhaha kinda, more of a dog person
Read any good books lately?
Hahahahaha nope, the question just made my day
Do you like card tricks?
Because they are interesting
Why did you open a qooh me account?
I don't know? Is this hadrien?
as* as* as* as* as* as* as* as* as* sss asssss
boo*s boo*s boo*s boo*s boo*s
You've probably just ruined that butterfly's graduation photo. PumpkinHead
Hey Shaye! *wave*
Why you so fine brah?
Because....
To be or not to be, that is the question
Ummmm.... Oohhhk?
Wait, you've hooked up with someone?! Aww yeah! *high five*
YEAH dawg!!!!!!!
What do you think of Tom?
If its Tom Maltbie? Then he is a cool guy
I **** ***** why *** **** **** you **** ****** ***** when **** the **** **** will
WTF!! Hahaha english please
Sorry for taking my time!
Ummm... You're forgiven?
Latest hook up?
Long ago (N)
You're da bows maaaan
OW shot brother G!
Why you so cool?
Because I just am
Hjhjhjhj
Ohhhhh, now I get, FINALY!
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