Deadpoon
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What's stopping you from being the best version of you?
My crippling depression
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What would put a smile on your face today ?
A ****job!
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If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
Ban all Kartrashian-related TV shows and "news" articles (unless it's relating to a fire in which they all melt)
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What do you silently judge people for?
I don't judge.
Everyone has their own unique way of doing things.. Why judge?
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What's the worst decision you've ever made?
Answering "Yes. I'd do ANYTHING for you." when my now ex asked me. (She was in bed with a so-called friend of mine at the time of asking me the question)
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever spent money on?
My f.uckin ex...
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Why do you have that scar ?
I was having rough, wild, hot and sweaty passionate 5ex with a girl I knew. We were on the pullout couch. In the heat of the moment, I grabbed onto the springs of the base and with one hard thrust, I managed to get the skin on the inside of my right thumb caught in the coils and at the same time, I pulled my hand back, this tearing a huge chunk of flesh from my hand,
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What in your opinion, is a huge waste of money?
Anything to do with Iggy or Nicki or Lil Wayne or Fergie or Kanye or Kardashian. They're all just so terrible.
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Dang anonymous. Who are you?
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What are you passionate about?
My artwork
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What life lesson did you learn today ?
I learned that I'm destined to be with a cheating, lying woman instead of someone who actually loves me for who I am.
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What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
Money. From some dirty mother funcker online!
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When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
Yesterday. I played Fallout 4 for the first time yesterday.
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A song you think is overated ?
Nicki fuucking Minaj. Not a song, but a talentless cunnt
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How many doors do you have at your house?
Two. I have indoors and outdoors.
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What is your purpose ?
That's for God to decide. Or Satan. Whichever one has my soul.
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Battery percentage on your phone?
That's a bit personal mate.
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Last great thing you did ?
Literally saved someone's life. My idiot friend was texting while walking and almost stepped directly in front of a speeding car.
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Who do you look up to and why ?
I look up to people who are taller than me.
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What's under your bed?
Dead body
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What cheers you up ?
Finally, a positive question! What cheers me up is talking to my best friend Ash. But if she's sad or down, I do my best to cheer her up. Spreading the happiness and love.
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Do you feel ok with what you are doing
What do you mean? I never do anything unless I know it's ok. Justifiable even. Inbox me and explain what you mean.
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Was that person worth hurting? Do you regret it?
No. It's never worth it to break someone's heart. So yes, I regret it. I think about it everyday since I was told.
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Best compliment you ever received ?
"I've always liked you. When you left I was heartbroken." - <3 <3
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A Moment in your life you not proud of ?
Signing up to this stupid page. You're only asking negative stuff recently. Fark off..
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Who do you think about before you go to sleep
Actually, I think about the future that's waiting for me back in Albury and the beautiful woman waiting there.
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I'm flattered, but I can't without getting cuddles and kisses first..
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Who's your bestfriend if you have one?
Best friend? Ashley...
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What question
Any question you want to ask ;)
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Who would you like to fck ?
I don't fck, I make sweet love..
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What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Hmmm...... Well I m@sturbated about an hour ago and jizzed on my favourite shirt.. :(
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Your gay
I can't be gay. I eat pu$$y. And I think t!tties are fantastic!
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What is your current mood and why ?
Sad. I have a friend whom I talk to often. My best friend really. But we've barely spoken today. I think I've done something wrong.. :(
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Describe your life in 3 words
Fu©king useless Me
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If you could see one person, who would it be and why?
My Dad. He's not long for this world now. He's dying.
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Why should people love you ?
I'll leave that up to the people themselves. How can you say that people 'should' love you? If someone cares about me, I'm sure they have their reasons.
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Wat is the worst thing u have done to anyone n regretted it elizabeth.mortimer
Excellent question. Excellent. I cheated on an ex of mine, many years ago. I thought it was justified she was apparently cheating on me. Like, her phone would ring and she'd talk in another room. Happened several times. Text messages too. I started getting suss. Did some snooping. Got overly paranoid. Went out, got drunk, had s3x. The calls were from a party planner. She was organising a Black Metal Birthday party for me. Something I'd always wanted.
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
The loneliness. Feeling like you're not good enough for anyone. The depression. Having nobody to talk to, to laugh to or cry with. Coming home after a long day at work and walking in your front door with nobody to greet you. Best thing ever.
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Why the new account
Too many gob-shiites on my other one. Sending anonymous questions that made it obvious who they actually were..
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Who was the last person to call you?
Civic Video
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A musician you hate ?
I don't hate any people. But I hate what some of them do. Since we're talking about "musicians" I dislike, I'm going with Izzy Azaglia or whatever it is..
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The last lie you told ?
"I'll pay the late fees next Tuesday" to Civic Video