Mufaro Chareka
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How's your search for a girl going?
Dead with a capital D fam
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How much do you have in your bank account ?
My accountant said I'm sinking like the titanic
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✨Why in the world are'nt you accepting my follow request its almost a year
Can't accept anon, can I?. State your name, then request again. Then we'll be square
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Dude you're so ugly. I'm appalled
I'm my daddy's son ✂️
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Ay is it true you're in love with an arundel chick?
All I know is supergirl is fresh?
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What are you sick and tired of?
Taking L's bruh
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Freshest chick you know ?
Nye's ting, Panashe ?
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How was the year 2016 for you , so far ?
Ain't nothing changed but the weather. I can never lose, What you thouggggghhhhht??
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Kkkkkkkkkkk, nyaya yemadunda yanetsa pataundi yeqooh
Now ways ? This is hilarious ? Kkkkkkkkkkkkk. But you left your DNA all over the scene bro?
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So you would like a dunda with nice shoulders ?
Ayo Courtney Bruh, CHHHHUUUUUUMMMM HERRRRREEEE
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You smuck dundas
I'm jealous of my boy Nye. That oaks got toooooooo much Nyamz at his disposal
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What's an instant turn off for you?
A skinny B!tch with no shoulders?
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Nasty_C??! TavM
I'm Fresh outta Debt in this mf, and they still ain't ready yet for a mf?
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How did you meet your best friend ?
Young Samosa, Gave that boy a skuna but we settled our differences ? Man like Abdudza, Break time Bhora top scorer from 09-12. Young Deano, Rival at break time Bhora, but now we both serve heavy artillery in the BTB league. Young Whiteneaj, met that young man on the track and his banter just keeps improving. G-Raff, Natted that oan 09 then we became homies ? Tadiwadzaishe , A1 since Day1 BTB and class. Form1Bars, No Homework since Day 1 ? Go home and not do it cause we could read each other's minds ?
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how did ruzus' victory over Chaz consolidate his power as FIFA king? Ruzus_
My bruh ? Imma put you in a headlock? Give you 10/40 if you wrote that essay. Crazy
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Is Timothy single ?
That Boy taken surprisingly. His ting is a Dunda
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Favourite girl?
Young MA ?
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Thoughts on braley mayanja
Ask Steezo
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Chibababababa
Eyy dude for the last time. I'd really appreciate it if you Kept this in your family groups. I don't understand
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What is the best piece of advice you've ever gotten?
Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard
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What size are your Stan smiths
I need fake niggahs to get way back
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Chaballer
My other half ❤️
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Your worst fear?
Not meeting the girl of my dreams. I'll be dun?
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Thoughts on braley mayanja
No clue
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You are dangerous ?
Straight monster, but I'm dun
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Best play maker you know ?
Tadi c
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Lisp?
Never dawg. Lockjaw
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Heard your favorite meal in the afternoon is a super pie ?
Everybody wanna be Big, ain't no body wanna eat big
Super Pie squad. Simba Ndoro, Timothy Nyika, Nigel Mushure. Matic Moolah Prisons, SuperDave Makonese AKA Couver King
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p**** MisoX
Mines large ??
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Dream shoe?
I'm keen for the Yeezy Boost 950
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Shoe game rankings at johns??
Toughest questions I've ever come across
1) ChazBalr
2) ChazBalr
3) ChazBalr
4) ChazBalr
5) ChazBalr
#Top5NoDebating
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You slide in the just?
Nah blood, I just tell her "Mans got a big ting innit?" And she gets down and blow dat ?
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Shami Johnson?
Stuj ton a judge my bruh
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Inga you and this Miso chick are getting intimate,where was I bruh?
Facetime me my Bruh
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Favourite girls school?
p*rnhub Girls #PHG
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Smoke one one time ?
One time
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Pengest Indian item?
Ask my Bruh Simz ?
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Hottest black girl
Meagan Good is a turnt chick
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Favourite rugby player ?
The Barrett show's a classic?
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If you like it you cop it?
If the Money's adding up? If I like it I'll cop it
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Where do you buy your clothes?
MRP, JET, PEP and Edgar's. Mad joints my bruh
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How many babysitters?
3 Babysitters ? No babies ????
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Confirm Shami is your crush?
Her suicide note say she loves me to death?
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Broads. How many of them?
ive got Hobho's ?
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You perfect MisoX
You's pretty like the bride of Frankenstein ?
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Is it me??? MisoX
Obviously ?
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Who do you fancy? ? MisoX
I love you like Chaz loves Chaz
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Ever since you told me that you dream about me I think I fell in love with you Chaz MisoX
Sounds like you've been thinking about it a lot eyy ??
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Why are you so hot MisoX
I sweat in the shade? I know
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What makes you happy to be alive?
???☝?
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Someone told me you have a crush on lioness ? ?
Who's this pashe leaking my secrets ?
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Why are you ignoring the person you're ignoring right now?
I don't ignore people eyy? I speak when spoken to
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Chaaaazzzz??? Dustin_mills
King?, hope all is well on your side Dawg
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These qhoos are powerful ?
Supercharged my Bruh ?
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My friend has a crush on you but she's too shy to message first ?
Well that's Too bad. Sounds like a personal issue ?
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Who's your current girl?
Patience is a virtue my Bruh ?
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Who are your 2 favourite sistas?
I have one Sister*
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Whu is ur bae?
JH? She finally unblocked me and it's lit
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What's your first impression of this girl ? https://youtu.be/kh9rK29bjGg
1) Im not gonna watch
2) I'm not a judge my Bruh
3) Kana fck nazho
You feel?
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Who'd you pick to be stranded on an island with ?
I'd get my Bruh Simz G so he can pretend to be a baller And muHard ?it stirs up Banter. My Bruh Teec Nate for the Nuffy Kojes ?. Dat Boy Nyeezy so if we ees a ting he can run away and create an awkies moment ?Ndoro, incase we need someone to fight a Giraffe ? My Bruh Motsi cause he Makes Huchi. Nigel so we can debate about how lab the word Huchi is and PD cause the DM's will be popping With the Blues Tings ???
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You know your not as cool as you think you are
My Bruh - turn off Anon and we'll Cav if you're on my Level ?
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What do you envy about the opposite $ex?
They don't have to buy "Koovahs" at the bar?
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JH is way taller but you would date her?
Oan JH is the Ting of All tings? It was love at first sight my bruh
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What's stopping you from being the best version of you?
I ain't scared of losses no more, I see life in that
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Would you date a girl who's taller than you ?
If she pretty like the bride of Frankenstein
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Where do you work?
Phreshman inc. with maniggah Nape
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Stop assuming things , Balr Lionesss.r
You're twees my bruh
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Savage or a twees arum?
I'm a beast, I'm a dog, I'm the Motherfvcking problem Rutendo ?
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Arundel girl or Chisi girl ?
Zulu girl my bruh
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Arundel girl or unknown coloured girl ?
Depends on if the coloured ting is chilli
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mufs chareks guess what !!!!
What it is?
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Marry me ??
I'm gonna bangggggggggggggg
You
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What do you need to get off your chest?
They're sleeping on me
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Do you think Austin got swag than Gumbo?
They're Both G's my bruh
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Duuuuuude are you serious about Nyasha
I'm playing her Boy is SN
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Are you going out with Nyasha ndudzo ?
Straight up. That's my Thotty my bruh
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Give her a chance ...
No self play happening this side
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Heard you go drinking with Timothy Nyika ?
Only at News Cafe - we hit the Flame Beverage
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Which trend are you not into ?
I don't feel Drinking and Smoking's energy
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do you hate how low lives start rumours about other guys hooking up with girls ? tkmax99
Dawg ? I ain't got not issues. I'm just doing my thing, hope they're doing their thing too?
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Heard you're smashing Mufaro mazambani
Next joke?
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What are you tired of?
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired
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How did your "crazy ex" become your "crazy ex"?
Go hear the gwan from NyeBars
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Are all your responses gonna G-Eazy lines ?
Eazy does it
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Wanna buy the world?
Kkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Wish you had bars like Nye huh ?
Nah - Nye's pull game is weaker than the rand
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are you easily annoyed Indigx.
Dont think we're mates?
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Nyeezy? - female
Bung littie
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Like be is that all your answers are really lyrics b ?
Fxck that shxt you talking bout I'm the niggah
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Shamiso ? Doing it big innit?
Mates and Dates
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What would put a smile on your face today ?
A side chick that hollers like Whaaaaarup
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If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
Ton Wokn
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What do you silently judge people for?
Swaggggggg