Muhammad Malik
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Girls like you like guys like me😘
Heh
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There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
Sorry I'm already headed to another sale at somebody else's bedroom🤷🏽♂️
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They say you are what you eat. If that's true, I could be you by morning.
😳😳😳
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I like you like I like my coffee. Constantly inside me.
Ight that is a bad pickup line
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I NEED A BAD btch
I can provide one if needed
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Hey did anyone ever call you an** by mistake?🤣🤣🤣
Obviously.That's why I have a 2nd name like duh🙂
I think you need a brain🤷🏽♂️
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I love every bone in my body, especially yours ;)
WOAH,slow down cowgirl🙂🙃
That was a good one ngl😂❤
Also no comment cause you know my answer🙂
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I may not be Wilma Flintstone but I can sure as hell make your bed rock🤪
Yes you definitely can🤪😂❤
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You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you can fill🤷♀️
OOF,okay this one was a good one🙃😂😂
Also no comment🙂
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There’re no more seats, can I sit on your face?🥴
I do not have a problem with that🥴🙂
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I was feeling a little bit off today but you definitely turned me on🤪
Oof I can say the same🤪😂
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Hey ANASKEEKS, how you doing🤓🤡 farheenkablay
You really love annoying this certain someone🙃😂😂
But Alhamdulillah I'm good,and you?🌚
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are u and razina together?
Hmmm idk you tell me🤔🤷🏽♂️
We just really good friends🌚
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what is Mize
Mize is basically ignoring someone and not replying until you feel like it🤷🏽♂️😂
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how much to s*ck me off daddy 🤤
1000000 Kwanza
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Please Don't Mize. Okay my real name is Jessica I just didn't know if you will go for a white girl🙈
Omg please don't tell me I'm getting trolled🤦🏽♂️🙄
If you're actually not trolling then dm me
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Yo you wanna bend for me ?😘.
You can make me lord BENDtner
Ummm no thank you🙄
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hey $exy wanna come over and dala what you must?
Yes what time?😉
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Heyy I think you are really hot but I am to shy to dm you🙈
I'm being trolled really hard but if you're realt then dm me🤦🏽♂️😂
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I want you do you want me
I want me too🙂
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I’m not the same person as the other person I just saw theirs and thought I would tell you🙂
Omg whaaat,okay😂
Well idk can you just dm me so I can know who you are and I'm a chilled person I wouldn't mize🤷🏽♂️😂
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Ok my name is Ayesha and I think you really cute but I am scared to DM you because you will probably just mize.
Okay there's no Ayesha in Grade 11 in my school🙃,and I said I wouldn't mize so just dm me🤷🏽♂️.I'm starting to think this is a troll🤔.
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Why u so cool?
Wait I'm cool?🤔
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All I'm gonna say is I'm in grade 11, I won't dm because what if you mize or think I ain't good enough 😕
I'll never mize anyone I always reply.Everybody is good enough so don't be scared.Just dm me🌚
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uhm idk what i was gonna say, oh yes KONICHIWA NIBBA SAN
Konichiwa my fellow nibba.Ogenkidesuka?🌚
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Hey so I have a crush on you and I see you walking in the hallway at school all the time but I don't know how to approach you, think you really cute tho 😕
Wow,first of all thank you👀,and please dm me.Don't get scared and don't be shy.I just want to know who you are👀🙃
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I JUST POURED SOMETHING IN MY CUP
WHEN MY NIGGAS IS BROKE
Nostalgia😔
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I want to far q
I'm available😉
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And I’m killing it
Killing what?🤔
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Big boy how I come through
Yes come through I need someone to chill with😴
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Big boy with that big booze
I don't drink🤷🏽♂️
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fck you
Why don't you do it then?🙂
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My bed broke this morning. Can I sleep in yours tonight?🌚
Yes my bed has enough space to accommodate both of us.
Come over tonight and we can sleep together😉😂
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I’m not a photographer but I can picture me and you together forever🧸
Awww stop being so cute🥺
I can also picture that🤧❤
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Wanna go bowling? I’ll give you a chance to pin me down🤷♀️🤪
Damnnn😂😂☠.That's a really good one.Another 11/10 for you😌.
Yes let me pin you down🥴☠❤
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In your arms is where I truly belong😌
I think that goes for both of us then🌚😂❤
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Back at it again ;)
Well hello there partner🤠
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Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
Unfortunately I do have a name but you can call me yours🤷🏽♂️🌚😂
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You wanna know what’s the best thing in my life?
It’s the first word of the question
Awwww omg you're so sweet🥺🥺🥺
Thank you so much omg🤧❤
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Do you have a bandage? I scraped my knee as I fell for you
Another smooth one.You get a 10/10.
And yes come here I'll give you a Mickey Mouse plaster🥺😂💕
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I lost my bear. Can you sleep with me?🥺
That was really cute😂
And like why is that even a question🤦🏽♂️😂
Of course it's a yes from me🙃❤
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Did you just come out of the oven? Because damnnn you’re hot👀🥵
I could say the same thing about you but thank you.I appreciate it🥺🤧
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If I said I worked for FedEx, would you let me handle your package?🤡
Okay that was actually smooth af.You get an 11/10
And yes you can handle my package🥴❤
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I haven’t been here in a while and I see some toxic things: “🤪” and in my opinion it’s a big nOnO🥴🙄😂😂
Omg that was actually a good joke☠😂😂😂
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ANASKEEKS
Heyyyooo my favourite person🌚❤
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Oh ye hello baby Anas
Hello Naeer🙂
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Mxlik Wannabe
I am the real Mxlik🤷🏽♂️
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I want fries🙃 Zedz
I don't have any🤷🏽♂️
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Sksksksk and I-oop
I will help you save the turtles🙂😂
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Shem u so short u have to stand on a piece of wood to get some height 😂💔 Zedz
You're probably shorter🙃
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Are you a tall giraffe
Maybe I am🤷🏽♂️
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Why so irritating lmao🙃😂 Zedz
You're the irritating one🙄
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My mummy said you a very nice uncle
Thank you I guess?🤷🏽♂️😂☠
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Peanuts🤧
Omg don’t call me that🤦🏽♂️🙄😂
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I miss you.
I miss you too🙂💕
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Look who got qooh👀
Yes I know it's an old thing now but why not🤷🏽♂️🌚