Muhammed Tariq
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What do you find the weirdest in life?
When you stop chilling with someone and they start chilling with the people they used to talk sht about. ?
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Insta ???
@muhammedtariq.hagee
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What are you afraid to admit you don't understand?
Women. ??♀️
Well I'm not afraid to admit it coz well I guess, women don't even understand themselves. ??
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Tahseen?and among? ???????? (
Huh?
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How did you meet your best friend ?
We were walking to homeroom together on the first day of grade 8 and we were both lost and late. ?✊
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I get the " 69 " thing , i definitely get it ??
Well done fam. ?
Hopefully you'll "definitely" get a life soon too. ☻
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Which number am i on the list of the hoes , since you have a whole list ... Cause you're the hoe fam.
Would you like number 69? ???
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What was the best decision of your life?
"Bye." And "Hi."
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Who was your most recent kiss ?
???.
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What is the best piece of advice you've ever gotten?
Dala what you must. ?
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What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?
That would be a lil bit of a rough one. ??
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What's it like to be you?
Nothing out of this world.
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You're such an amazing guy, why do people make up rumors that make you look bad? ?
You are such a nice boy❤️
Peerrrsssoooonnnnn. ✌❤
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She loves you, don't you love her?
I don't even know who's her? ??
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Wonderland is a place where there is evil and drugs and zinah and if you die there you are in jahannum and you can pass away at any time I'm your parents spy
Super min. ❌
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Zaazzuuu loves youuu ?
Min. ❌
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Hoegee , hit my dm also ?????
I think not. ?
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What have you never truly gotten over?
I don't actually know. ?
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Who's your best friend
Does it really matter? ?
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Ha ????
Sliding in them dms ????
Shem , desperate AF ????
Me? Desperate?
If I was desperate I would be saying stupid sht on people's qooh me pages.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. ?
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Hey, you slid into my dms, fck you.
I know you'd want to. ?
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HOEgee, hayyyy there?
How you fckboy?
Personn, hello there. ?
Never been better and yourself? ?
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Aarif salajee?
What about him? ?
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You just won $50 million from the lottery. What's next?
Buy Koenigsegg Agera R. ?
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Aarif Naeem and Yasser?
Chilled out niggas. ?
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What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live?
Pray. ?
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Is tahera one of 'em? ?
'One of them' meaning?
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Who is your favorite person and why?
There is like 3.
Coz they're the realist niggas I know. ???
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Tahera bibi hoosen is tbh , now do you love her?
All the cocain in the world and your nose is still in my business. ???
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What does your name mean ?
Morning star. ?
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Do you love her (tbh)?
Do you even know what's tbh? ??
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Do you love her?
Who are we talking about here? ?
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What or who , do you think about the most ?
Her.
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Loool you did sania and her best friend
Then you did tasmiya now you doing her best friend
Who said anything about doing anyone? ??
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U aren't the one for her, fckboi.
Okay Judge Judy. ?
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Ekse don't fck with her.
Sure thing hey. ??✊
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You don't want me to Moer you, trust me? you'll regret it
❌ TusSen. ?
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Muhammad Karolia?
Gent 2. ✊?
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Ekse you still lytie ? stop acting big , I'll fck you up
Sorry but I don't think so cause you can't fck someone up as anonymous, you'll actually have to go up to the person and dala what you must. ?
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What makes you instantly hate someone?
When they look for attention. ?
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Check you?? fcking small body with a big head, look like a lollipop ? small **** think he's big , you still a laaitie , act your age beesh
Real life is always better so why don't you come along and tell it to my face. ?
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Who is Rayhaan Ravat to you ?
A friend.
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That moment when you do Sania and then her best friend Zainab ???????
???
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Green or blue??
That's a tough choice. ??
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What are you most afraid of losing?
Her.
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If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?
Super Boost. ✊
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What are you tired of seeing on social networks?
That pokemon sht ?
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What's the worst present you've ever received?
I'm not sure hey.
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Thoughts on Zeshaan? ?
I dunno the sceientific term. ?
(I bet you didnt understand what I meant ?)
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You like dck I heard
Someone must have shoved a dck in your ears that's why you're hearing these nasty stuff. ?✊??
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Ow tariq , slaying ' zazuu ' ?❤
???
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Faatimah Jallal?
A girl with that name.
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Boo?
The sound ghosts make to try and make you scared? ?
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Look at this guy??what were you trying Zazuu?
She doesn't have to try anymore to be a hoe.
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Zazuu was too good for u??
You got a good sense of humour ??
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Ibrahim laher?
A dude that needs to start working for Colgate. ?
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Haaaggeeeeeee!!!!!
Peerrrsssooonnn!!!
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Is it true that you s*cked zazu??
Siiieeessss!!! ???
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Guess whooo I am...nah don't but hiii
Hello ?
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Why u such a f*****?
Nxaw so sweet of you. Thank you hater. ?
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fck u very much
I'm sure you'd like to ?
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Why do people hate such a good soul ☕️???????????
Well haters make us famous so I ain't complaining. ???
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Did you take your cough medication ?
Codeine ???
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What have you noticed about yourself recently?
IDFWU & IDGAF. ✌
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Did Amirah give you a Bj or not ?????!!!!! And didn't u gave zainab a love bite ?!
Why are you so worried about what happened in my life? ?
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Ameerah Ahmed?
Some really irritating girl in BMS.
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Did Aamirah give you a Bj ???
???
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Wh*re ...
Something smelling like fish. ??
Close your legs please. ??
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You're a little ***** ....
Many thanks. ??
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Ay hoegee , how do you wank with no d ? Since your a girl .... Who has a little ***** ....
Pleasuring ones self is haraam. Don't you know that little p*rnstar? ?
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Everyone see with zainab .... Warraaaaaaa hoe
So? No one said you must close your eyes and not see anything. ??
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Please stop being a *****.
Sorry but fvck you ?
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And hoegee is a good name for fck You !
????
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Your head is so far up your A$$ , please take it out hoe
Wanna be my hoe? ?
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Oh is it ? Well hoegee please get your head out of your A$$ & then maybe we'll stop making names ??
Nah it's okay. I find youlls names amusing. ??
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What is your favourite slang word ?
Dala. ?
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Sorrryyyyy hoegee ??
But it's a class name , I so get credit ?
Sure thing hey. ?
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I came up with the name hoegee, it was suppose to stay between whoever knew , but it got out , and now everyone knows .
That means you're a ***** grade 7 in my school? ? Well done kid. ?
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Who came up with the name hoegee?
Some ***** grade 7's in my school. ?
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Zazu khan?
I honest didn't know the bird from Lion Kings surname was Khan. ??
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Sup hoegee
Sup ?
Person I don't know. ?
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What will you be doing in next hour ?
I don't know.
I can't read the future. ?
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What's Zazuu to you?
Somebody that I used to know. ?
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Taaaaaarrrrriiiiqqqqqq, guess who? ????
Some stranger I might know? ???
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What or who are you obsessed with right now?
Myself. ???
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I hear you and Zazuu are dating again
I just want to say that you guys are goals ☺️
We not dating stranger. ?
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Zazuu?
Uhm, I'm sorry. I think you got the wrong person. I'm Muhammed-Tariq. ??
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Who did you kiss last ?
Why you so chachi? ?
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What was your first cellphone ?
A nice one. ?