Nahil Nassar
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How do you know who I am?
Well.. I kind of don't soo..
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After all those life changing questions, you become mean to me!
But that's only because I love you!
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I think you didn't answer a single of these correctly... congrats.
There is no right answer my sweet.
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Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
... Mindblown. Again.
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Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
......
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Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?
Parrot.
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Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down?
Water.
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If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
zero squared.
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Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?
Because Apple.
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Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
Because we like to complicate things.
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If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
You're indecisively decisive.
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Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
Because it stays wet thinking about you babaaay ;)
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How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Handcuff him to a lamp post.
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If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
... WHY.
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Do cows drink milk?
That's like human's drinking urine so umm.. I hope not.
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What is a male ladybug called?
Manbug.
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If you mated a bull dog and a shi*su, would it be called a bullshi*?
.... HAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
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i love you nooshii<3
Guess who?(;
I'm going to go with Layan.
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Lol its me rasha seriously what do you think offf me
What do you mean what do I think of you?
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Your best gfs?
Nada, Nour, Suzy, Maya, Bihu, Khyati, Lena, Leen, ... Omg so many more. I love my baby mummas hahaha :***
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What do you think of rasha kudsi
Focus on your own thoughts and stop wondering about mine.
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Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
Us.
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i never done ANYTHIGN to you! yet you are such a Bit** to me! Why?!
If I am then I am truly sorry, whoever you are if you haven't done anything to me then I've done wrong by you, but if you have done something to me then...
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funny cause ur such a Bit** to me and you mock everything I do. You don't even realize you deserve what you get. *****
Well buddy here's the deal. Before you go all anon-hater on me, remember that you're the kind of person that makes me sad. I'm not even going to tell you to say it to my face cause I don't want to know who you are. But one day when someone says something like this to YOU remember that you dished it out, so I just hope you can take it.
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Why are u so mean to me?
Well if I am I don't mean to beeeeee!
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Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
Okay whoever you are I would love to answer all of these so that the world can see them but I guess they'll just have to be for my own viewing pleasure x
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Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
Cause it sounds retarded.
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Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
Purple.
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What does OK actually mean?
Okay.
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Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Welcome to the English language mofo.
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Why are things typed up but written down?
Because the human race is full of geniuses.
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How do you throw away a garbage can?
You throw it in a garbage can.
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Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
Like you.
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If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
Sure, do what you want.
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When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?
.... First man?
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Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
Because I'm a duck.
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Do pigs pull ham strings?
Yea sure, why not.
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Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
Yes it's terrifying.
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Why do all the days of the week end in "y"?
Why?
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Are there female leprechauns?
Why wouldn't there be?
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Oh k**ky? where would you kick me? ;)
Where it hurts brah.
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Why do donuts have holes?
Cause they feel like it.
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Why do old men have hair in their ears?
Cause they feel like it.
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What wuld u do if I kissed u?
What would you do if I kicked you?
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If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
Aaaaaaand I'm mind blown.
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That made no sense love.
It actually kind of didd darlingggg
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GIVE ME BROOM!!!!!!!!
Bobbster
I GAVE IT TO YOU. And you didn't want it. So THERE.
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YOUR FACE WHEN YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR!
It did until I remembered yours, and then I just felt sympathy for you :/
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Did that scare you? xD
Did what scare me?
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Can I be as popular as you?
No. You can't.
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it's nooootttt ovveeeerrrrr
Oh God.
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who's Nour?
Don't you worry about it childdd
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Who's like link raping your qooh. I would freaking block them
It's Nour, it's okay hahahahha
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HHAHAHAHHAAH THEY LOOK SO HELPLESS :')
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OMG YOU FREAK.
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I WAS LIKE SHANIQUA HOLD MA EARRINGS GURRRLLLL SHE GON' GET A PEN UP HER A**. BON QUI QUI COME HERE YOU IN TROOUUBBLLEEE. NO ONE GOES TO MA BABY DADDY AND DON ALL THAT SHIZZILE. MHMMMM
Okay so since I know that the person who sent it the first time didn't do it 7 other times. I'm sorry to say I love a little less. So unoriginal.
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HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA GOD BLESS YOU<3
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Dear Diary:
Aii done some crazzaaayy thaanggssss
This is not your diary buddy. buy a journal.
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I WAS LIKE SHANIQUA HOLD MA EARRINGS GURRRLLLL SHE GON' GET A PEN UP HER A**. BON QUI QUI COME HERE YOU IN TROOUUBBLLEEE. NO ONE GOES TO MA BABY DADDY AND DON ALL THAT SHIZZILE. MHMMMM
Okay I have a list of people that could have possibly written this. But to whoever this is; I love you man :")
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So there's this rumor... you haver 3 toes?
More like 3 and a half.
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Did you expect this much shi* when you got this?
It's just fun and games to me, I don't really take any of this seriouslyyyy
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Someone's dr suess-ing all over your QOOH
I know man, I know.
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A little hat has lost its sole
A little petal has no peel
A little mouse sings in a bowl
I SAID KAY.
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A little dog dances a reel
A little frog jumps on a mole
A little fish runs on a wheel
Seriously man.
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A little boat rings out a peal
A little bell loses its keel
A little mouse sings in a bowl
Kay.
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A little rock slips on a seal
A little perch walks on a pole
A little fish runs on a wheel
Kay.
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A little card shakes on a deal
A little sigh fancies a meal
A little mouse sings in a bowl
A little fish runs on a wheel
Kay.
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A little mouse sings in a bowl
A little fish runs on a wheel
A little worm hops in a hole
Kay
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Girl look at the bodaaay. Mine. k?
I'm sure it's very se*y boooooo<3
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so if einstein drowned he wouldn't be a fish. Like what are you saying? are you failing maths?
.... What. I think you need a nap.
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Lebanon Says Hi <3 :*
JESSICAAAAAAAAAA<3
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BOO LOOK BEHIND YOU IN THE CINEMA HIHIHIHI
Well I know who this is.
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I'm pretty sure I've seen you underwater before girl.
Yup.
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So if you drowned would you like be a fish?
... If I drowned I'd be dead sweety.
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You should liv in a house by urself and jst buy shi* load of cats cause no one will want to spend their last days with you.
HOW DARE YOU. I'd never buy a cat. Life doesn't have a price. I'd only adopt. Sheesh.
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I think it's better if i stay anonymous :)
Okaaay, but that doesn't take your kindness awaaay<3
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YEAH OKAY IGNORE MY HI 3ADIII WALLAH 3ADI. -.- RashaKudsi
I did nottttt
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UGS UGS UGS UGS FAT FAT FAT UGLY shi*
Thanks doll face, people like you make the world a better place<3
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Hey I just number
and this is maybe
but here's my crazy
So call me met you
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
I have alzheimer
Hey I just met you.
I'm sorry that's all I could think oooooof :***
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you're an amazing singer btw, don't waste that beautiful talent!
Awww thank you anon, this makes me want to know who you arreee! Hahahahaha love yaaa x
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hellooo<3 LenaaBre
Hey loveeeee x
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heyyyheyyyy <3 RashaKudsi
Sup buddyyy
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you're pretty.
You're sweeeeeeet<3
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what's your favorite color?
It used to be Greeen, but now I'm starting to fall for Gold hahahaha
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No guy is ever gonna date you... seriously you are fugly as shi*
You're sweet mister!
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Rapity rape rape
I don't even want to comment on this one hahaha<3
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Okay so like who the eff is raping this crap?
Nourieeeeeeee MY BFFL.
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anndddd iiiiiiiiiieeeaaaaiiiiiii willll allwaaayyyssss lloooovveeeee meeeeeeeehheeeee
I LOVE YOU FOREVER, FOREVER AND ALWAYS, THROUGH THE GOOD AND THE BAD AND YOU'RE UGLY<3
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btw you're going to get a lot of these non sense, stupid, unnecessary comments just ignore themm okayy?
I know I'm not going to even reply, the delete button is a wonderful creation<3
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Okay so like single por ever
We'll be single togezerrr
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top ten friends from skool
You are aaaall my lovely friends :**
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why? why did you kill veronica
Because she was prettier than I was.
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You're so ugly girl omg
Thank youuuuuuuu x
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why did you join qooh me ?
I kind of don't know, I'm just boredd I guessss