Jacob Cox
NamesJacob
Ask me anything you like anonymously
Question sent to Jacob Cox!
Visit this profile later to see if your question was answered.
Replies
A lot of women near you want $ex! Make sure yourself - sign up here http://tinyurl.com/jpm985f Lumbre
yeh ok
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
On a scale of 9/11 how much of this is a joke and with me, the archbishop of banterbury? Rest In Peace all the Jews, Paul Walker and all the 9/11 victims. I apologise for any offence, it was plane wrong.
This whole thing was at least a 7/11 out of 10 of a good giggle meaning no offence to any of the victims of this banter, R.I.P any who may have been deceased at the point of the jokery and I'm (surprisingly) not a racist, ily mitch, we shall both ride on to hell.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
If She sells seashells by the sea shore, how many Ethiopians washed up on the shore line in the last 2 weeks? If that number equates to/is greater than 420 how many planes hit paul walker while lodged in the building with porsche making hot new fiery mix tape?
Well, this is actually a two part question, nice. The ethiopians whom of which washed up on the shore actually may change due to which shore the washed up on, would it be a fijian shore or a mexican shore line, there is rougher travel for the fijian shore though in a mexican shore line more may wash up though their bodies may not be easily seen due to the hot weather and the the need for the people of mexico to well, feast. But, this number would also depend on how many ethiopians starved to death while swimming in the past month, and as you hadn't given me that number, it was a doomed question from the start, but based on statistics at least 500 would appear on either shore, more of which in mexico's shore. But how many mexicans could fly planes off of the blood of ethiopians? That's right, you guessed it, all of them. 500 planes made his mixtape. ez.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
If She sells seashells by the sea shore, how many Ethiopians washed up on the shore line in the last 2 weeks? If that number equates to/is greater than 420 how many planes hit paul walker while lodged in the building with porsche making hot new fiery mix tape?
Well, this is actually a two part question, nice. The ethiopians whom of which washed up on the shore actually may change due to which shore the washed up on, would it be a fijian shore or a mexican shore line, there is rougher travel for the fijian shore though in a mexican shore line more may wash up though their bodies may not be easily seen due to the hot weather and the the need for the people of mexico to well, feast. But, this number would also depend on how many ethiopians starved to death while swimming in the past month, and as you hadn't given me that number, it was a doomed question from the start, but based on statistics at least 500 would appear on either shore, more of which in mexico's shore. But how many mexicans could fly planes off of the blood of ethiopians? That's right, you guessed it, all of them. 500 planes made his mixtape. ez.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers how many Jews were cooked in a concentration camp at one time? If the answer is more than 3, how did they use the remaining ashes for the planes of 9/11?#StealBeamsAreMeltedByJewDreams
Well anon, this is a tough one. If the conspiracy theory is right that a hoard of Jewish zombie ashes actually did spit fat fiery beats of Paul Walker remains (R.I.P ily Paul) over the dank steal beams of memes to assist Osama Bin'Slaying to actually penetrate the twin towers of pickled peppers, if all is correct, the answer would be the weight of all obese people in Murica' added up and then the weight of skinny people in Murica' taken away, but see, there is no such thing as a skinny American so the answer isn't actually negotiable and the Nazi's did it. Tough one.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I saw that you wanted to message Shanelle more hey? Have you made the move yet? ;)
obvs tru
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck gased the jews and did 9/11 solely using the power of his previous wood he once chucked?
Ez. Paul Walker
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
On a scale of 9/11 how many jets does it take to melt a dank meme?
Trick question, answer: Auschwitz.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Who's your best friend?
Lizzy probs, I guess, but she stanky :*
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on kailey
Kailey is fab and always a good chat, much luv
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Why are you special ???
I get my vitamin C
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Bella Cullen
Hunni! :* We work together, top notch girl, we never got around to doing anything on the holidays, whoops ;3
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I'm the man you need, not the man you deserve Riley_
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKbbGKjV-oY okay den
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
You might want to call the bomb squad because there is about to be an explosion in your an** Riley_
Hot damn Riley :*
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Who are those few people you miss?
One would be my Pa, other than that, figure out yoself
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Rani?
Was a good chat at work, v short ;3
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Who do you miss the most?
I don't know, there's a few people I guess
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Well who are your closest girl friends?
Lizzy the lezzy
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Paige Kean?
She cool aye
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Top 5 girl friends?
lel I don't even have 5 friends in general so it's a toughy,
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Madison walker and lily hall
Good girls, nice chats when we chat, they run well yanno
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on me :) Ceanne.patricia
Top girl, much work buddy
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I have an itchy chin, can you scratch it for me?
Sure
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
thoughts on stasi the lad?
wot a lad
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Who's your best mate?
I be guessing Lizzy, but ya
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Katrina Jones
Nice gal', always a good chat, except when she posts on my fkn wall, fk dat.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on kailey??
V nice girl, v swag much love
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Brianna
Totes a babe, gl in life brianna, good luck child
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on nicole rodriguez
Good las, much love to her
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Prettiest year 10 girls?
idek tbh
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
3 prettiest girls you know?
Jennifer Lawrence
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
whats the age of the youngest girl you would date?
A year younger at the moment, so 15
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Single? ;)
And ready to mingle ;3 :') :')
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Most beautiful beard in year 12?
Anyone but Michael Cad****s's
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Whats black and white but read all over* its a newspaper cmon bæ
God damn, I'm sorry :*
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
What black and white but read all over
I don't know anon, what could be the answer to this riddle
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Favourite girls?
I don't know, if I don't say your name I feels bads, but Liz, that gal'
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Prettiest year 8 girls?
I don't know any year 8 girls :')
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
who are your best pals?
Liz, and probably some other people idk
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Answer me question ya cheeky kent
Which one? If it was a ****ed question I would of deleted it.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on your mumma? xxxxxxx
Love her all time <3 :')
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Elise Odell
Never spoken, seems like a nice gal'
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Nathan Di Cicco
Cheeko is life.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Ben tournier
He's a good bloke, spoken a few times, v good
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on d butler
D butler is life, godly guy
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Fmk- Lachlan, Brock, Matt
F--Brock M-Matt K-Lachie, soz lachie, you're 2 much 2 handle
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts?? brianna2908
Top notch girl, you're pre great tbh <33 mwah
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
U crushin on izzy
Yes, izzy is bae
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Jamie bozoski
I took a picture with you at a party, you're now a top bloke (y)
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on ms Malberg
Malberg iz life
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Do you think I'm joking
Tbh I honestly don't care
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Dude it's true ask him or something because you two are like best friends or something he might tell you
Whatever you say bud
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Kailey Barry
v nice v sweet v good, much talk while drunk :')
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I saw him get a hard on from watching jack Nener bend down to pick something up
I'm actually so done :') xDD
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
You know jacob s is gay
Really?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Jacob Schulz is actually so dopey haha. **** man
Jacob Schulz is my spirit animal
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on the seal class below you? (Yr 11)
You're the smart seal class, that's it. Well, the smart seal class and Jacob <3 ily jacob
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Brian Kynaston
u liv tha lad lyf
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Tiahna
Tiahna from year 11 seal I'm guessing? Well, I don't really know you too well, but you're a nice girl and seem like a pre gr8 chat
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts in Selena
I'm assuming Selena sel sel, and she is like the best person ever, ever (y)
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Or #secretgamenotstrong?
May I ask which guy I've apparently hooked up with? :')
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
No straight guy hooks up with another guy..
No, no they don't, and I haven't :') #RumourGameStrong
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Brock
Top bloke, good mate, great guy all round.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
are you gay? I know its a weird question, but I am, and I really like want too speak to you or go on a date with you, but hey. I don't want my hopes up.
Nope, to many people's surprise I'm not gay :P I'm straight c:
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Paige kean?
She's a good chat, a really nice girl in general ;3
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Rebecca russell?
Uhm, Rebecca Russell?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Who you Lyk
It's a mystery, how about you?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Thoughts on Rebecca russell ?
She is a great gal, always a good chat (y)
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
and your red suit looks ****
It's actually pretty great tbh
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Your red suit was so mmajestic
I know right, my suit's are always rly mmajestic
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Lemme see u twerk boiiiiii
Okay, hmu pls
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Did you know that the water at the beach is salty due to sharks crying because everyone is scared of them and they just want cuddles.. #likeifucryeverytime
That's probably why most people are salty too...
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
People actually ask you questions, luckyyy brianna2908
I'm just way too popular for life #perflikekurt
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Attention people asking Jacob questions: pls send some of these hilarious questions my way :') I want some hahaha. brianna2908
Awah, love people sometimes
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Drake or Lil Wayne?
Started from the bottom now we're here
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Do you pee in the shower ?
yes.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
What shampoo do you use
omg this expensive stuff that's like wow i can't even remember the name
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Team Sharpay or Team Gabriella?
(If you were Troy)
Team Sharpay! Yas
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Why are you so fab for?
Unicorns and ****.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Would you rather hook up with Tony Abbott or Julia Gillard?
Ewwwww, nose or ears? God damn, I don't really know.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Would you rather have balls hang from your chin or have a five inch tail that ways every time you get slightly excited??
A 5 inch tail, like come on, balls from my chin?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Would you rather watch a meerkat or an alpaca give birth??
Meerkat, coz they're rly cool on the show Meerkat madness
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Would you rather drown or be set on fire? :)
Fire, then I can die the way I've lived, hot.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Who do u like
Myself and everyone else ever