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How long have you been aware of your mexican heritage?
I am currently unaware to my mexican heritage as I am not mexican
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Is it true that mexicans are allergic to legal citizenship?
no, that's just the hayfever
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How much drugs can a mexican smuggle across the border?
I think the real question is 'how much do the drugs from mexico smuggled across the border cost?"
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Your thoughts on mexico?
My thoughts on mexico include:
- awesome
- have great food
- I would love to go there
disclamer: I am not mexican and i am not sponsored by mexico. all thoughts and opinions in this post are my own
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What are some common mexican hobbies?
Common mexican hobbies include
- speaking spanish
- tequilla
- Being better than you
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How do mexican's cross the border? j.
when darkness falls over the desert, they mount their flying sombreros and speed away into California
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The word on the street is that Mexican's have wing. j.
lo siento, yo no comprendo
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Why do Mexican's live in the desert? j.
They don't. They live in burritos.
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What kind of effect do taco's have on mexicans?
Its the taco magic that gives them the knowledge that they are the coolest race in the world
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How many sombreros do Mexicans own? J. Jovana1
The limit does not exist
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di*dos !!!
Im not sure how to respond to this
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I wish to only serve you as your foot slave <3
Its nice to know you haven't died.
But Dobby, you are a free elf and you serve no master. The hogwarts kitchens are hiring though.
good luck in all your future endeavours x
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that was the f**giest come back ever LOL
Sas*y*
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how can you hate someone when you dont even know who they are? think about it lol, you wouldn't know who to hate because i am anonymous... you may know me...i might be an acquaintance... or i could be a complete stranger. 228 replies holy f*** lol
I forget a large portion of the population doesn't speak tumblr and may not have seen school of rock.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltxbkkNvwo1qby2dvo1_500.jpg
sorry not sorry
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LMAO. nice haha, im kidding relax your flaps
you're tacky and I hate you
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hahaha ;) do you wanna go out with me? please baby i got all the swag to go BALLS DEEP in your sugar walls <3
You know, I have this weird dating rule where I have to know who you are first before I go out with you. I know right, its so weird but its just like something im OCD about.
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haha cutie ;) <3 xoxo
haha peasant ;) <3 xoxo
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are you homese*ual? do you like guys?
i heard you are homose*ual.i think you are homose*ual.
yeaa you are defs homose*ual. no answer required i know now :)
YO TAYLOR, IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT I AM THE STRAIGHTEST PERSON OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME.
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STOP ASKING PEOPLE TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS, YOU'RE f***ING MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR shi* FOR f***S SAKE. k thnx bye :) lol
and now let me f*** with it a little more by answering this :) xx
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what do you think about liam and danielle's break up? :(
This is something I'm not even sure I can talk about without becoming a blubbering mess.
I think its really sad because I think they loved eachother and still care about eachother very much, but she's older and he spends alot of time away from home so I can understand why it happened.
But I officially have lost every single drop of hope for love now. If Payzer can't last, nobody can.
Lets all have a moment of silence for Daddy Direction.
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would you rather hook up with harry styles or have se* with louis tomlinson
se* with Louis Tomlinson.
have you seen it when that boy thrusts on stage?
Jesus Christ.
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2 mexicans walk into a bar....
and they do tequila shots all night long
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i like your face.
so do I
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Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
I think you confused my momma with your momma
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maybe come for a walk with me? i see you walking all the time. you walk past my house.
It all depends on who you are, inbox me on facebook and maybe next time I go you can come with.
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What do you do on lazy Sunday afternoons?
I usually will go shopping or for a walk, blog, go on facebook, answer some questions, watch some movies and do last minute homework.
I've got no plans for this sunday though
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Where do i acquire a flying sombrero?
I've got connections. Come by mine at midnight at I'll cut you a deal.
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encharda el comprar telescopical mucho grande el taco!
I understand you are saying something about buying a very big taco. You should do that.
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Where is mexico?
Follow the American criminals and you'll be able to find it just fine, no map required
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B I N G O , B I N G O, B I N G O AND BINGO WAS HES NAME-O !
that sound should have won a grammy in the best rap song for 5 year olds category
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How to Mexican's travel from place to place?
On flying sombreros
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motherf***er.
I really wish motherf***er was my middle name.
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3 mexican's go on a walk.....
and only the Brazillian makes it home
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Do mexican's enjoy cake?
who doesn't enjoy cake?
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How do mexican's like their coffee?
brewed
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Do mexicans float on water?
Mexican Jesus does
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Tell me all about your mexican culture. Does it involve yum circles?
in does involve doughnuts of a kind, but churros not yum circles.
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y u sah cute for? ex oh ex oh
I ask myself this question every day, and I still don't know the answer. ex oh ex
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WHY HASN'T MY HOGWARTS LETTER ARRIVED YET??!! KaneDuh
I'VE BEEN ASKING MYSELF THE SAME QUESTION SINCE I WAS 11, AND BEING NON MAGIC IS COMPLETELY OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE POTTERMORE HAS CONFIRMED WE ARE MAGIC KANE.
IT MUST BE THE MUGGLE POSTAL SERVICE, LOAD OF shi*.
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What's your opinion on the idea that intelligent people(such as yourself) are more likely to enjoy fantasy(LotR,HP,etc) when we fully acknowledge that these things aren't real?
ASDFGHJKL STOP, STOP IT.
THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS LEAVES KINGS CROSS STATION, PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4 ON SEPTEMBER THE 1ST AT 11AM EVERY YEAR.
IF YOU BELIEVE OTHERWISE YOU ARE ESSENTIALLY AN OXYGEN THIEF.
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Why is it so nerve wrecking to walk up to and talk to a girl who is in a group of girls?
I personally do not have this problem because I am a girl, but i guess for guys it can be intimidating because you would feel as if you were being judged by not only one person, but by many.
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I think you may be addicted to these questions. I don't mean to belittle your obvious and well-deserved intelligence by any means, just pointing out the counter-productivity of answering the losers that (figuratively) throw themselves at you.
You know I answer the large majority of the questions I get because I think that If people spend the time to ask me something or to send me a message, I should take the time to answer.
Its just like in any other situation, somebody sending you a message on facebook and you seeing it and just deciding to not even reply kindly. Or if somebody says hello to you, its not polite to pretend they don't exist.
And to be quite honest I would rather be getting questions about myself or something of actual importance. But I do feel as if I should at least acknowledge these people exist, because being ignored hurts, even if its only an anonymous message on here, and i really hate making people feel lesser or not worthy of my time.
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How many people have "confessed" to you on Qooh.me till date?
I have no idea, I've gotten more messages 'confessing' feelings than I can possibly go through and count.
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i wish i could tell you the way i feel about you but i have never had the courage. z
Well whoever this is, I wish you did and I hope you find the courage because I would really like you too because you never know, I could feel the same.
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put me in your pee pee hole?
you obviously don't know anatomy very well, because that is not where it goes....
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i wish i could record my dreams and watch them later
So do I! Mine are usually really really strange and i wake up very disorientated and in a state of 'um what the f*** was that?' and i try to explain them but i cant because they're so retarded or disturbing.
And I think it would be awesome to rewatch the good happy dreams too
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Why must humans suc***b to societies views? And why does society have such shallow views (in general)?
Why does society have such shallow views? Because none of us want to face the bigger picture and realise what shi*ty people we all are. We would all rather focus on the superficial things about us that make us physically beautiful or talented or special or the fact that we dont have them than talk about the flaws in our character.
nWhy do we suc***b to societies views? Because we all want to be loved and we\'re brainwashed from the minute we enter the world into believing that we have to look a certain way, be a certain type of person, get married, buy a house, have kids. We\'re forced into believing that we have to have/do these things to be loved and be happy, and we\'re all so scared of failure or loosing somebody close to us that we do it all even if we don\'t want to.
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Why are girls more intriguing to study than guys?
this is an really odd question, and prior to getting this question I had no opinion on this at all. But here goes?
I personally think girls may be more intriguing to study because we hide alot more. We all have the image of what people believe we are, and then who we know we are. We have so many secrets that we both do and don't want people to know.
And on the other hand if you pay close attention to a girl, you can see exactly what she's thinking. You can see when you hurt her, you can see when her heart breaks, you can see when she is bursting with joy, you can tell when she's annoyed, you can see excitement in her eyes.
The thing with guys is that you either know exactly what they want from you, or you have no idea at all. There usually is no balance, there is either no mystery or far too much.
So i think its the balance : the hidden parts and the parts that you can read so so easily if you look close enough
I hope that answered your question
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I'm not a hater, I just troll for the laughs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8
lol, you're a prick
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I think you are amazingly smart and that your intelligence and dedication to your future trumps having a boyfriend.Why do people think having a boyfriend at this age is essential, bahaha, people are so simple. You made my night. Absolutely fxxking hilarious!
Thankyou, that's a really nice thing for you to say :)
I think most people feel as if they have to be in a relationship is because they're insecure and unhappy with themselves and feel as if if someone else loves or wants them that everything in their lives will be better.
and hahah im glad I made your night x
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to the hater thats obvs hating, i dont like pickles in my burger Bit**. mk0mz
and for breakfast I would Like a hashbrown and an egg and bacon McMuffin without the egg. Large orange juice too please.
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f*** yeah, the exact response that i was looking for... i love it. dork.
Im literally so proud that my existence has managed to piss you off enough to send me anonymous hate. I feel like I've finally made it.
PS: You're a f***ing Pu**y
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If you weren't such a nerd, maybe you'd have a boyfriend. Guys don't like girls who try to act like a know it all.
This honestly made me laugh.
Because of me being such a 'nerd' Im already part of a scholarship group with the University of Melbourne, Im applying to take a university subject next year while in year 12, I already have a extra 10% on my ATAR for being an accelerated student and Im averaging an A across all of my subjects.
Do you honestly think I give a f*** about having a boyfriend? I could not care less, I've been there, done that and its definitely not what its cracked up to be.
You can shove this 'hate' message up your as* because to be quite honest its just reaffirmed in my mind that im better, smarter and more prepared for the real world than you are.
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are you looking forward to j.k rowling's new book? :)
Yes, im very intrigued to see what she's been working on since Harry Potter.
She's the queen so Im sure its going to be amazing
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new aussie big brother, hit or miss?
it sounds really good but I've been far too busy sitting on my as* doing nothing every night to actually watch it.
I know, I live a hectic life.
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do you believe the rumours about all the hufflepuff's being potheads?
Yes definitely. Like, they get a view of the herbology greenhouses and their head of house has a particular skill for growing plants.
Professor Sprout is obviously supplying and dealing pot that she's disguised as mandrakes and venemous tantactualas.
It would also explain why they're so slow....
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funniest death in a film?
omg i find so many deaths really funny and i just laugh ALL THE TIME when people die. but here are some stand outs
- Lester: American beauty
- Gollum: Lord of the rings
- the midget in death at a funeral, but he didn't really die so i don't think it counts
- the crazy priest in angels and demons
- Cedric diggory: Harry potter and the goblet of fire
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Besides from your family who have you known the longest?
My friends Jessie and Bella who now live overseas. I've known them since my family moved to Melbourne when i was about 2 and a half.
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How would cope in a world without yum circles? Jovana1
I think I would start making lots of cakes and cut holes in the middle.
It would come in at number 3 of the worst things that could possibly happen to me. Number 1 being loosing the internet of course.
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If you were a serial killer, what would your 'signature' be?
I would dress them up in Hufflepuff robes and on their faces tape a picture of Cedric Diggory's face.
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true! hahah fair enough ;D
haha, i think we should do activities like that more often in pathways. It was a good clas*
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Bra size
In clothes im an Australian size 4 and I used to be a swimmer, you do the maths.
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no clue! HAHA what did you get?
se*y - so no complaints there.
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sneaky grey lead! LOL
who even was that? They did have some nice things to say though!
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Please you won't even know I am under u <3
I'm sorry, what?
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Bulbasaur, Squirtle or Charmander?
repost : squirtle :3
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I want to be your insoles
I want to make sure you never come into contact with the internet again.
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Do you have a celebrity crush, and if so, who is it?
Nobody should ever ask me this question, ever.
- harry styles
- Louis tomlinson
- Ian somerhalder
- Ryan gosling
- tom daley
- zayn malik
- Orlando bloom
- brad pitt , back in the days of troy....
They are all so perfect its like they were created by angels, I just can't with the feels. I don't think its even legal for people to be that good looking.
Okay, I'm going to stop now
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What is the most regrettable/most embarras*ing thing that you have ever done?
The other day I wad getting out of the car and I dropped something, and so I bent down to pick it up but I was wearing a short skirt so I was being very careful but in my attempts to not flash everyone, I fell over. Yes, I fell over getting out of the car and it was so embarras*ing, I just sat there on the floor with my head in my hands laughing
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Is it true that every time you sneeze a gay Mexican baby is born?
Would really like the answer to that one. And also are you exited about the comming events which will be held In Mexico in the future?
Gracias.
Yes, yes its true. Lovely gay Mexican children are born every time somebody sneezes.
And yes, I am looking forward to the upcoming events in Mexico such as the day of the dead. It should be great, although it could be improved considerably with my presence, but alas I have a blog to run and questions to answer.
de nada amigo
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how beautiful do you think you are?
I think im just average.
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When would you be ready to date again? :)
Im ready right now, people just need to grow the balls to ask me rather than telling me over this website.
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How many boyfriends have you had? :)
I've only had one serious boyfriend.
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whos the dark chick in your picture? ive seen her at school shes cute as!
That my friend, is Maraia.
You can send her lovely messages here: http://qooh.me/mk0mz
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im a 5 foot 3 male, would u go for me
I dont see why height should really matter. Of course, tall is nice. But tall doesn't mean a good person.
so just like every single physical characteristic, If I actually like somebody, height is so unimportant.
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If you are royalty, then there must be a court jester, who is it?
There are a few jesters currently under my employment, just take a look around and see who's making me laugh, I will hire anyone who makes me laugh.
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Why do you refer to everyone as "peasants"?
I think this should answer your question
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma655uZkmY1qd6px6o1_500.gif
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Say something to me in interpretive dance?
*extends arms and shimmys whilst simultaneously doing spirit fingers*
wanna know what i said?
"Im f***ing fabulous you peasant"
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Would you do the dance to gangnam style in public randomly?
Oh I already have. me and my sister did it walking down a main road the other day.
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How about you ask me something!
Okay! Hows your day been? got any plans for this weekend?
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In bushes In the clas* room hmm funny place to keep them don't ya think?
... I cant even. You seem very personally invested in this topic, what are you actually trying to find out from this little interrogation?
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That's what your gonnah call them? Really?
Yes, that's what im going to call them because as far as im aware nobody in that clas* is keeping tabs on me, spying on me, following me around or hiding in bushes.
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Come on don't lie you know exactly what I was talking about when I sed your 'bio stalkers' ;)
Now anyone new?
I think you should replace the word 'stalkers' with 'friends'.
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All your stalker friends in your bio clas*!
Found anymore?;)
Im sorry, but what are you on about?
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Hey u se*y dinosaur
Well that's a new one I've never heard before
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Your thoughts on doughnuts?
They should have their name legally changed to 'Yum circles'
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Name one of your friends that you think are the most pretty.
I think all of my friends are pretty.
sorry if this answer disappoints you, but its the honest truth.
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any idea who this could be now?
I really don't know. Will you give me some hints?
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Learn how to spell 'whatever'!
You said I had bad grammar.
hm, sure thing
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I'm Lord Disick Bit**, you can publish if you please, lets go on a date!
BUT SCOTT, WHAT ABOUT KOURTNEY? IM NOT READY TO BE MASON AND PENELOPE'S NEW MOTHER.
BUT WHATEVS SCOTT, I LOVE YOU.
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So your of the male species?
No, I just call my self Lord Disick because we are equal in sas*.
Plus, it has a nice ring to it.
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If you are not a peasant, then what are you?
Lord Disick Bit**
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Are you currently single? If so, would you like to go on a date with me? Oh and have you got any idea of who this is?
I am currently single, but I do like someone at the moment so me going on a date with you entirely depends on if you're them or not.
I have no idea who this is, so if you want me to know you can either tell me here and i wont publish it or you can inbox me on facebook.
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GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER GRAMMER
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U are the most beautifulest girl ever <3
beautifulest - this word does not exist
But thanks for trying
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What do you mean better grammer? I think my grammer is fine!
Over and out peasant.
first of all you used the wrong you're in your previous message, and right now you just spelt grammar wrong, twice.
x
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What is your secret of getting high marks?
I have this really weird memory where If I write something down, I can remember and see myself writing it. So I make lots of short notes and organise them by category on my laptop and then i copy them out by hand.
That way, when im in a SAC or a test and there's a question, In my head I see myself writing the answer when I was making my notes.
Its so creepy, but thats why i remember my english essays before i go into a SAC.
I also force people to quiz me, constantly.