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Nic_Dawson85

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How did you meet your bestfriend ?

Well we went to the same baseball camp I met him there while I was washing my didgeridoo in orange juice and then he comes over and hes all like "want a pancake" and I'm like what? So he pulls out a swing set from his back pocket and starts making some pancakes. Green ones by the way. Anyway we start eating them together and then we look over and what do you know, there's a fcking kangaroo doing the tango with tony Abbott. We were both very confused so naturally we decide to go on the Ferris wheel. While we were up there we found a bowl of jelly with keys in it so we ask people of its there's, and then a man came over and said his uncle lost it so we gave it to him and walked away. That was when I fell over and smashed my brand new bottle of wine a fireman had given me. So we went to the shops to buy a new one and found out they were too much money so we stole a bottle and ran to China and started a business selling trampolines. One day a man came to buy one and it was a man who owned a helicopter so we jumped in a flew back home and had a bath, then we went bed and dreamt about rainbows a leprechauns. The end

Nic_Dawson85 replied 3281 days ago

If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?

fck btches get riches son

Nic_Dawson85 replied 3362 days ago

thoughts at? maddi.simpkins

You're the biggest at ever ? favourite person to talk to, dating forevs bby x ? super pretty, funny af, never afraid to be yourself, best snapchatter, just such an awesome girl ☺️☺️ ily x

Nic_Dawson85 replied 3368 days ago 1

thoughts nic? Taiah.Sloan

Already done this but you're pretty and funny, I haven't seen you for a while but we have lots of good memories :)

Nic_Dawson85 replied 3429 days ago 1

Thoughts on Slavo

Good lad, used to chill, haven't seen him/you in ages, should catch up again man ;)

Nic_Dawson85 replied 3429 days ago