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You amazing little hoooman!???.
How are you, you crazy monkey?
Polony.
SLEEP!????
My banana!!??
How are you??? What have you been up to? How are the children? Hope Jimmy isn't still stealing all the boys girlfriends.???
Embrace my awkwardness. ?
Hey beautiful. ?
Dirty dishes and when things are out of place.
Hachiko. IT STOLE ALL MY DAMN TEARS!!?????
???
I knew you would. ??
Because you seem like a Rupert.?
Such language! ?????
You have no proof.?
YES! Got myself an elvish lawyer. ?. I shall name thee Rupert.?
You're the smart one here, I'm sure you can figure it out.??
Santa is gonna kill me for stealing one of his elves.???
It's me. We both know the answer to this.????
I'm sorry, It was never my intention to upset you.
i truly hope that you can forgive me.
Damn cray cray website. I think it's on drugs.
LOL! Hopefully you'll be my lawyer one day.
Have you ever watched Beauty and the Beast? remember the clock? yeah, that's a pretty accurate representation of me.
I honestly think I'm the one mucking up on my side. I probably answered the question multiple times.so sorry for the spam.
it's mainly due to the fact that I am unbelievably shy, especially when it comes to speaking to girls. I'm pretty sure my physic or lack thereof has a lot to do with it as well. AND I AM SUPER AWKWARD IN REAL LIFE SITUATIONS, i don't know how to human.
A lot.?? There are some rather sketchy things that are in my browser history.??
Exist
Of course I did. ???
Ek het nie een.??
Take a guess. ??
?. Baie dankie vir al die vra
I can see that.??
Dit gaan goed hey. En met jy?
??. I am truly thankful.?
WhatsApp. Maar ek nie my nommer uit gee ?
??. Eks baie jammer, maar ek my instagram nie meer gebruik nie.?.
But I would love to know what it was.?
I come from Mars.?. Ek kan net engels en afrikaans praat. But I understand more than I can speak or wite. So lank as dit nie afkortings is nie. ??
As jy vir my 'n foto van jou voete stuur, sal ek jou vertel. ??
I miss speaking to you in general ??
Get my sht together. ?
Start going to gym again.?
BE HAPPY AF!?
Woke up.
I don't ignore people. I tend to not push someone to speak to me if they don't want to. So if you feel ignored, chances are you stopped talking to me.?
Awe, thank you my darling elvish princess. ???
Yes you did! ?
La sirène m'a oublié d'abord.?
Being born. I should have just stayed in there.?
To love someone unconditionally, regardless of their flaws.
I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm as smooth as sandpaper.??
Because you're too cute to be true.??
Awe. I missed you too.??.
Never better. ?. How are you??
Been around. Just needed a break.?
Sorry. I've been busy. But we can talk now.?
Woah. That's a good question.??
That would have to be her eyes.
Oh yeah. Sorry my bad. I forgot. ?
If this is a song. I'm sorry I don't know the lyrics ??.
If this a certain brown eyed mermaid.. Love doesn't come without risks. It's what makes it so addictive. ?.
OOOH. I love it when you talk French. ???????
Awe. Mon cher tu viens de faire ma journée Merci?????????????
She'll be waiting a long while. Seeing how I have no clue where she lives.??. She could live on the moon for all I know ??
Well I would love to visit her one day. Just to give her a big ol' bear hug!???
Well I can't have that. Especially seeing how amazing she is. She doesn't deserve to go through that.?
Aah. Foot signal. The signal of my people. ???
I haven't thought of that. I should definitely start doing that.?
Awe. Surely not as much as I miss her though. For there's a void where she used to be.?.
How could I forget the Irish demon mermaid! ???. It's her best trait.????
I can't!??. They're just soo cute!!???
No lie. I have no idea!??. I miss her soo much though!??
Yeah. I only know this super cute elf. With thee most adorable teeny tiny feet.?. But she doesn't speak to me any more so.??
OMG! Who could this be???. I don't know any French people. ?
Yup. Born and bred.
??. I have a foot fetish. I'm sure you can work out the rest.?
What's yours?
The ugliest. My mirror turns around every time it sees me.
My mum's womb.?
Schooling people in the art of being cool. ??. Just kidding ?. No, no I am not.
Scroll on down.??
Technically speaking I guess so. But if you're asking if I was born and live in India. Then no, I am not.?
Yes ma'am. ?
Who??
Can we play battlefield?
I'm a potato.?
Unfortunately no. ?.
But she sounds like a really cool girl.??
The last time I checked. I was a Guy.?
Telling my friends I don't have a foot fetish. When I clearly do.??
What's yours??
I don't see why not.?.
Congratulations!!???.
Hmm
I'd have to say.
I love the shape of a woman's foot (not too small but not too big as well)
The toes and how cute they look
The feel of them in your hands
The smoothness of the soles.
And I know this is going to sound weird but. The skin tone, I love light skin, lightly tanned feet.
Channeling my inner sloth.?
None really. I'm pretty much an open book.
Uhm. I just got on now. I haven't asked anyone anything. Why do you ask?
Ek het nie.?.?. Maar ek het dedink hulle is mooi ?. Asseblief se ek's reg?
Firstly. It's *Their* not "there"
Secondly. Nope, sorry man.
I'm just a simple guy who loves feet.?
Cool. So are we gonna watch movies and eat junk food at your house or mine?
Woah. Now that's a tough question. It's kinda like when someone asks you what you like to do??.
Uhm, I don't know to be completely honest. I just know that it stems from a very young age. As to why I find it attractive, it's the same reason another guy might find boo*s attractive I guess.?
Not entirely sure if I'm answering your question.?
She didn't like the feet stuff.??
Excuse?