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I liked maseeha before you
Good for you but you u see the dumb one here is you bcz i never liked her
watts her name?? ???
None of ur business
Paki!!!
Who the fck us this?puss
do u have a girl friend
Yes
What should people stop buying?
Polony?
Aamina Harriff ? ?
No she just a freind?
Like anyone?
Who's asking?
Which movie do you regret watching and why ?
None
U still got girlfriend ?
No
R u still with ayesha
Hell no?never going back too??
you smell like pancakes.
Thanks?
Ekse what gee you using in your hair? Borrow me some bru
Wtf?I don't Use "ghee"(u donno how to spell thick?)and if u want ghee ask ur ma she will give u?
What's the rudest thing a guest has done at your house?
Stole my toys wen I was small
You are the most beautiful girl I have ever met :)
Wtf??
hey it’s gelena somez, I wanted to know if you would buy me a burger sometime ?
Noooooo!
jokes I’m actually dating bustin jieber
Good for u
You are a handsome woman.
Wtf!
Nisaar, it’s your mummy, you need to use better language or Saif will still be my favourite child.
Huh???
ay bra have you seen my keys ?
What Keys?
You have a booger in your left nostril. Wipe it.
?Fu no
I’m a proud paki, don’t be shy because you are a paki too
No
Your blonde hair is just the right length.
Okay
when you gonna sneak out again ?
Wtf?
I heard you're friends with Salmaan Khan
Who lied to u
What's your favorite lipstick
Im a guy idk anything bout lipstick
How many barbies you got?
None
Have you ever drank tulu before ? Come to Jozi, i’ll give you
Im in Jozi and no thanks I rather drink coke
do you workout ?
Yup why??
Hi I’m looking to buy an eggsbox 360. Please inbox me with the details and prize of game.
I don't have and eggsbox if u want one go to Shoprite and buy an eggsbox then write 360 on it?
I heard you selling curtains? I'll give you 10 rupees for one.
I don't sell curtains and if I did i only accept rands
Hi I would like to query about the Xbox 360? Is it still available?
Hi,I have no idea what ur talking about
Ay charo my buddy Joshua sed dat u was selling one lekka xbox 4 cheap. Ek se i want it. Consider me ay
What fcking Xbox?
Can I pinch your cheeks?
Depends who you are
Ey Hwzit; pls send da butter chicken recipe that you promised to send me 2 dayz ago?
Ey idk wat the fck u talking about
Hi it’s Jenny, when are you going to pick up those barbies you ordered ? It comes with a free princess dress for you xx
Keep ur fcking Barbie dolls
Hi. Your recent purchase of 50 Barbie Dolls: Princess in Paradise is ready for collection.
Hi.u messaged the wrong person
Is this the place that is selling Raj’s sweat cakes ?
What?
Ekse you got dat chili sauce for mutton samoas?
No
U are a damn paki pak pak pakiii
No u fcking A$$hole get the fck out of my qooh.me and get a fcking life,btch?
do u like potatoes
No why?
Is this Nisaar Khan the actor? I would like to cast you in a new TV show on eTV.
What show,and etv seriously nobody even watching that peace of sht channel anymore?
Is it me you're looking for?
Who are you?
I know a girl who really likes u
Oh nice,who???????
Her name is Gelena Somez
Huh?
It's me; your cat. Feed me.
I don't have a cat?
I'm also from Pakistan.
Oh good for u?
Saif bullies me :(
Who is this?
This is not a joke. You have just won 2 Million Nigerian Dollaz. Congratz! Your new house is also waiting for you in Lowababo in Central Nigeria.
No thank you?
ey bru. wat u chowing der
Nothing,who is this??
this one time, I was running and then I fell on a banana peel but then Jenu, my brother, decided to keep his dog on the leash as I entered the car that had a hotdog on the floor.
Nice?
If you’re wondering who I am, I live in Nkandla
Naaah I don't need you on my qooh me so plz do ur self a favour and fck off?
You forgot to pay tax
I don't pay tax
Saif is my favourite.
Good for you
What is the dumbest thing you have done today?
Nothing?
R u still with ayesha
And how does that concern you??
U dating gummybear isn't ?
Yes❤
Who u like?
Like I sed a person ?
Girlfriend?
Yes I do have a girlfriend ?
What was your first cellphone ?
Samsung galaxy trend plus
Describe Your Bestfriend?
Awesome and fun
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