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What would you call your autobiography?
I don't know
Where do you want to be living in 10 years?
Manchester, England
What's under your bed?
Soccer balls or I think a spare mattress
Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
Ugly and live forever, coz there always someone out there that is right for you. No matter what you look like.
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Open packs on Fifa.
My ***** is hungry for ya c o c k ;)
Ok very funny, who is this
So fcking ***** for ya :)
What's ***** soz
What type of people bore you ?
The boring ones
My ***** is wet for ya ;) fck me baby
Well who is this?
What do you want right now ?
Play ps4 but I gotta do some homework
Are you a selfish person ?
Not gonna lie, but sometimes i am.
Wanna lick my wet ****? Brazzers
;)
If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
96!!!! :(
My ***** is so wet for ya <3
Cool
What was your first cellphone ?
LG Optimus
****ing *exy kunt <3 Love ya bro
Thanks bro (Oljay?)
Why is everyone saying "pray for Karic"
Dw you probably aren't a lad.
If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?
An app
What would make you happy?
Football and my friends
Whats the one thing you cannot forgive ?
Funny you should ask
do you still like paris
No
Do u have a thing for emma
Idk bro
A friend you once had a crush on ?
Hmmmmmmm
Money or Loyalty ?
Loyalty all the way. I can't say that I like people being loyal if I'm not loyal myself. So I chose loyalty
A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
Talking to chris
C'mon you don't like arabs or something haha
well I got this guy called Chris but I don't think Jewish counts as Arab. So that doesn't leave me with many options to chose from mate.
iPhone,ipad and ipod users ,are you using IOS7 or IOS8 ?
8
who is your favourite arab?
-.-
How do you react when you encounter a homeless person?
I try to brighten up their day with my good mate Oskar
What gives you peace?
Idk mate. Probably watching tv maybe
Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
13 coz year 8 was easy
YES I AM!!!!!!
What does this mean?
Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
Dr. Emmett Brown
I'm gonna make you stick your tongue so far up my bung hole you're gonna taste what I ate for breakfast
No you're not
Two in the pink, one in the stink!
U know it buddy
If STDs were currency I would be a wealthy man!
What are STD's
Who would you take a bullet for?
I would take a bullet for anyone who would do the same for me
Sometimes I call my p e n I s "tomb raider" because I like to bang old ladies
I am very happy for u
Will you knock the dust off my grandmothers
P u s s y? She's pretty hot!
Full stop no.
Can I give you a hug from behind?
If u want
What if Santa Claus raped frosty the snowman and Rudolph saw it? Then when Rudolph told mrs Claus, Santa raped and killed them both and made Rudolph into reindeer sausage and fed it to the elves?
Wait, what?
Mmmmm...Your butthole smells like a burning tire factory at the bottom of the sewer and I love it!
OMG who is This and how the hell do u come up with these. Hahahaha!!!
Your breath smells like a combination of d I c k, a n a l lube, and poop at the bottom of a dumpster and it's *exy!
HAHAHAHA!!!! These are hilarious!!! Yep so my breath is s e x y. K den
Your b-hole sounds like a wind tunnel when you fart! It's a gaping canyon!
Is this a complement or what?
How do you want to end 2014 ?
Anyway except for how Tim wanted it to end.
What do you look for in a girl?
Um I want he to be fun to talk to, sporty (but not really priority) and I'd be lying if I didn't say but being pretty would be good :) but most of the girls I know are VERY pretty.
Who do u like
Ask Tim on qooh me
What does your perfect day look like?
Mmmmmmm must include: football, Tim, Matt, and centerlink
Would you want any piercings?
No
Are you having a party for your birthday?
No
What turns you on ?
Girls. But I know that boys turn tim on coz boys are his toys.
would you ever date emilia??????
Idk i haven't even considered going out with anyone so I don't think about that mate
How long do you want to live?
I'll die with timmy
Your dream Job?
Well on timmy's Qooh me it says I'm gonna work at 7/11 so I guess that person chose it for me
Why wernt u at achool
Coz we had a day off
She told me who it was... pretty surprizing
Ok cool bro
Were you at school today?
No
Its so obvious its Kristina, Emilia told me...
Keep telling yourself that
Omg just f u c k i n g answer why can't you say stop being a f k n p u s s y
K.
Your Dream Job?
I want to work at 7/11
its emilia or matiese
Ask Emilia ;)
Who do u like
Farrout thought u would've known by now. Ask Emilia she knows
would u ever date Natasha??????????????
Maybe
would u ever date Isabella????????????
Nah
would u ever date Georgia D??????????????????
Probs not
would u ever date Maddie?????????????
Yeah
would u ever date Bonnie??????????
Yeah
would u ever date Erin??????????
Maybe
So I guess the real question is........
Dan are you dirty
HAHAHA!!! Yes that Is the real question
Yeah I knew u were 10
Ur a ****ing psykick
nathan u looked hot at Sophie's
Cool, thanks :)
You look about 12
I know, people always say I look older than what I really am.
At what age do you want to get married ?
Whenever Timmy lets me.
Is the person you like in either 8b, 8j, or 8s
Yes u are a smart child
What would you suggest everyone try ?
If u mean food then I think everyone should try djîtö
What do you think about the most?
Football
Game of thrones vs Vikings ?
Pizza
is the girl u like 1 of the girls u trust??????????
Yes
10 keilor girls that u trust????????????
Emma, Matiese, Maddie, Bonnie, Emilia, Patrice, Antonia, felicity, semhal, Natasha.
u only said 7 pretty girls……. who r the other 3?????????
Oh sorry. Elise, Natasha and the last idk
top 10 prettiest keilor girls????????
No order, Matiese, Emma. Emilia, Maddie, Bonnie, charlee, keeley,
5 keilor girls that u miss talking to???????????
None really coz I still talk to them all
top 7 best girl friends from oacc keilor????????
Emma, Emilia, Matiese, Bonnie, Maddie, felicity, Antonia, Patrice.
top lad friends from oacc taylors ?
Platt, josh v, mini, jaidyn, eniz.
If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
I'd ask him what significate things will happen when the years go on so I know what to look forward to
how many letters in the girls name??????????? the girl u like
If I told u that, it would give away who I like
I no speack Engwrish sowry natan
Hahahaha
Skata aka ****e
Sir/Mam please speak English.
Kind regards,
Nathan
i didnt say that lel Timmyyyy
Oh wtf? Who said it then
Timmy right in saying that u two make a good couple lol
Ok who the hell is this now?
You and Paris best couple
Piss off Tim or jack
It's Elise Peplow isn't it
Oh god no
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