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Lol.. Boo, K0ma ayi Ndithu, biN r3adn uR qs n aNs n I sHud Sy sm3 r kILla, tHy c0t mA eYE bg TYm k0ma anthu ena kuz0l0wela eti? KarenK
lol eeeh you know huh...sum peepo lol.....
whch of yo ex did u truly love n miss
dats btwn lissa and yamie
u such a **** huh?
N0pe,i just got 0ne :p.hahaha
crush ssup wit e silence lately? u gon pay for dat...ges ya know how.lol
nope remind me pliz
crush ssup wit e silence lately?
umaziwa kumasowako
Its time we signed a 'friends with benefits' deal...huh?
lol....phwahahahahahahaha
axse yo gal z hot...gwilista coz ma lcity guyz r on ha..koma shz super axse cnt lie
wat kinda weed z this...lol
Shukuru Jazza zikukhalangati ndakusowa:) tithandizanapo bwa?
ngati tinathandizanapo tithandizana momwemuja..lol
Love u
nda ndiziti ndani ah
Hw dd u gt dat cutie??lady s z curious2 knw...rmemba m?yo wrst nytmare muhuhahahaha
hahaha guess she nu i was mr ryt for her
I thnk u a gud guy...jus b yoself..ul b ok
well thanx...am owes maself..disiz me hea.100%
On da *exy part,yes think ur,can i s*ck u down?
hahahaha s*ckd down????ma gurl wudnt like that and nat sure hu u iz mwna a guy..lol
Just heard anthu mumafuna kubonza chic itakhuta liquor ku show dzulo?
i was not at da show tho
Heard u hav a small dik uzidya gondolos wanva?
Abamb0 ak0 amenew0,datx y u cem owt sh0rt
U mean so much to mi
Ummh,i d0nt kn0w hu it iz th0?:)
Do u think you r *exy?
I let pipo judge,d0nt make a difrnc t0 me.;)
Do u have a 6pack?
Hehehehe,*** chek...
Yeah,i gat a p*ssy
Cz u gawt it,ushud knw dis dawg d0nt bark,he bitez.raah
zt tru dat u r bi?
IF YOUR A GUY::(your gurl must have ballz) or IF YOU ARE A GURL((your man must have a pu****),then cud any one of thoz two make me bi..lol..KNOCK OUT
Oh Seanie, waz ma name?...child?
hahahahaha ama make you SKIP to ma LOOP
Crush am gud.u micn,wats new?
Sem owld,sem owld
zt true dat u lyk bn ****d in th afternoon nd on th floor?
Am a dude f0ol,mwang0ona pic cnt u see da sean name?mxi
hw z tha btwn lady?i mean yo gf
Yazmin d0nt play wit me
mr jazza i lyk yo gal xo much evn b4 u got ha.xo cn i jst gv ha a mere kiss plz.sinanga munamutalikila n sakudya milomo inailiyonse..
Swndx lyk warren chikankheni....
whch part on yo gal du u lyk.i knw u lyk evry bt tel me the best
erthang even the poom poom...yuh noh wah mi seh rasta???kiki
Ssup crush,hw z u doin?lol
am duin gud and you??lol
I lyk yo friend d me a favour
hehe which friend.ama du you dafavour,tok to me
Beta use ya real name on fb.e1 u uzn pa fb imandibowa!get t?
Ah then **** off and gr0w sum balx..u d0nt hav 2 b an0nym0us jus 2say dat and incase u d0nt kn0w,i cnt change ma name agn afta changn al0t...get it?mxi....
z yo real name shukuru
Im sean shukur jazza...u cn co me wit wicheva name u want cz ul b reffering t0 da same perx0n.l0l...kapena u wana chek i.d?
Who stalks u the most on facebook?
probabli my gurlfriend
Who r the ppl uv grown fond of the past month?
vanessa,temxwah,alexa,racheal...they owes make ma day
Hav u eva d8td norah and catherine???
norah maybe buh catherine..which cathrine,am not so sure
ur fwend enemy
huh?????????
Z t tru that u r a virgin??.lol
haha *** find out...
hv u eva dated alice gandali?
noh havent dated an alice in ma life
i miss u 2nyt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hu u be?
Nah t aint but rather yo worst nightmare.lol dnt u wanna bang?
L0l...andy st0rm
Jst 4?b ready 4a whole nite stand nxt tym we m33t.uzalimba?
Phwahaha,i d0nt evn kn0w hu am t0kn t0,i thnk itz a guy
hw many rounds wud u manage?
4...l0l....
Jst clean t o up n halla
Clean wat up and halla?
What is goin on btwn u n skippy?
Mephie tiye uko
Crush pa low. . .u'l surely get t,d@s a promise.lmao
Hahaha
Wtsup wt u n' yazmin
Same az owaez
Whoz tha craziest prsn you've met so far?
Ma uncle billz
CAN I s*ck U DOWN?
Damn!wh0w..kikiki
Hahahaha crush,sufuna mutu lero?lmfao
Ndingalephele?lma0
y did you break up with yamie anyway...you dnt seem to b over her....coz if you wer yuh wudnt b sayn wat yur sayin...
Time cem t0 break up,it had t0 hapn,and aynt we t0wkn b0u ma fav ex hea?if i waznt ova ha,y wudnt i get her bak n nat get an0ther?duz dat add up 2 u?
dude r u malawian?jst wondrin i meam yo surname neva heard ov
Jazza ndi dzina la ku ntcheu kasinje turn off....laching0ni....
ey hun ndakuxowa
I cnt ans to an ann0ym0us..shw ur name
R u more deep than cyen in rap.
Peepo shud b da judge of that c0z wat i kn0w iz we equali sick...
chabwino then wats yo gfz name then.mayb monique z ha 2nd name.y dont u ask ha
L0l certainly n0t m0nique....
Which partov bt u liv?
Chitawira...u?
Dawg i gav u a clue. . .dd ht ya inbx. . .watchu gon do nw?lol
hahaha mad mafaka...lol
i knw ha by monique.bt heard sh haz anotha name tho i dont knw it
nah i dont know no monique...fnd out her real name...mwina amanama mayina
wch miz u love yamie mo than yo currnt gal ryt?
nope...it jus mean yamies tops ma exz list dats it....lol.....
Eeeeh niqqa, watz wf u, ur ghosts and my name?
didnt get da question....rephrase it
i mean yo real surname?
and aint dat ma real surname
kodi wats yo surname?
jazza
i knw yo gal...shz ma homie wen am in lcity.shz ma couznz clozst pa,waz thr lst wk.thats whr i heard bout u..unless ngati chathatu.then am wrong
wats her name???
haha maeb dnt find dem amusing at tym....yah maeb wen i cu ackillah
yea sure thng
hw du u expct yo current gal 2 feel wen sh seez dat u wana get bck wit yamie...dont u thnk she ma b hurt dp?
thot u askd hu id get bak with if i had da chance??did i say am gettn bak with her meanin if i gat a gurl now,i dont hav a chance with her..
aaah rilli? seriously?? ooo u can sae z wow!!! hmm smashed t lyk a glass jar...cudnt even pck up da pcsven pck up da pcs ackillah
Am swri b0u that buh am jus sh0ckd,wel stunnd,i didnt kn0w i br0k ur heart...explain hw it o hapnd..inb0x me....
But da skinniez mek u look lyk a f**.lol
Az l0ng az ma lady enj0yx ma guwd luvn,nun makex me a f** even if i w0re an earing ohn ma ryt ear.l0l
Weird?nah,kinda normal.lmao w8,wil surprize u ku inbx
Ayt ama b waiting...
haga so u uzd to get in dem pants big as fat joe'z lol....haha hw bwt sme normal perfect sized,straight pants ackillah
Datx wat i r0ck n0wadayx....chek dat owt nxt tym u mit me n telme watchu thnk...
y do u lyk skinnies? ackillah
I Jus lyk them,uzd t0 r0ck big pantx kma gues i maturd and avnt bn r0ckn skinniz much n0w...
yah f ur ma x u did lol ackillah
Lma0,rili?w0w...l0l
Lmfao ya,a dude.anythn wrng wi d@?lol
L0l haha wierd
Ayt then xplain w@ 'tutx' z pompa bwa?
Itz a name,a gurlz name...hea ohn fb
Lol mornin' crush...wnt reveal maself cz dats kinda homo.kikiki wandilira
H0m0?xo dat minz ur a dude?scary.l0l...
eeeh nicca smashed da heart...:p ackillah
L0l i smashd ur heart?
hw sure r u dat yo gal loves u so much?
Im 100% sure....
du u thnk yo love wil lst long ?
I d0nt kn0w,i tek each da az it ***x n0t w0ryng b0u wat da futur brngx...
wat word du u lyk tellin yo gal?
Baby...l0l...
Haha aint no gal,jst xplain wat 'tutx' z or inbx t. . .
Wel hw cn i inb0x when u an0nym0us?!?
W@s è nym ø ur ex u wud lyk 2 gt bck wit?
Ma 1st gurlfriend ....yamie.....
Whats the use of telling you now, my obsesion died
I jus wana knw,mayb i didnt evn kn0w u cared,snc it died,n0 harm teln me n0w?inb0x me...
Wat do u like abt ur gal?
Erthang,if thy waz sumn i dislykd then sh wudnt b ma gurl ryt n0w<d0nt say i menti0nd da as*>;)...l0l
whr u @ church 2dy?
Yup yup
watchu mean 'tutx'?
Swri th0t twaz sumwuan elc askn bt ey if u a gal,*** find owt wekha.l0l
I had a huge crush over u almost an obsesion untl Yazmin hapnd. My q, u stil wit ha?
o.m.g.lol.if u did,y didnt you show it wen u had da chance??wow..lol...so y be annonymous bou such a Q and not ask me directly
haha nah i aint gana inbox nicca kuopa kuyaluka lol....jus knw i gat so much hatred...buh t aint dat bad ...ooo r u ma ex maeb u got pimped o u aint gat swagg no'mo ?? ackillah
haha guwd u sayd i aint got swag no mo meaning u knu i had it..lol...and nah i dont geyt pimped i pimp
y u hate on a nikka tho
ar u a brother 2 Racheal Jazza if i may ask?
well she is my aunt not sista
am currently datin Thom a.k.a LowBoy and i undrstand u wer with him at school,wat wud u tel mi about him?
In hz ho crew,he waz da realest nikka,onli dude i cn co a br0 and true friend,he z real,h0ld ohn2hm,u gawt a guwd mayn ryt thyr
iwe shukuru ukunditchulilanj? mpaka mutitchukise? lol twaznt me that axd kma2. nw i knw sm1 mi*ex me!
L0l mxim hu?n0t me k0ma
whr does sh lv?z sh 1 ov yo hood galz
Hu exactli?c0z i had afew questi0nx b0ut a she and al da sendrz ar an0nym0us so d0nt kn0w if u mean ma g.f or 1st g.f
Noh,dis ain't tutz...lol,bang me soldier!
L0l bangn an an0nym0us pers0n?lma0....
Hw many tracks u d0n s0 far...
2b h0nest,evn i l0st c0unt c0z i du it 4 fun,if we chatn and u gat a mic,ama jump ohn it xo yea
Hw often do u bang?
Tutz u must b,0nli u wud ask dat.l0l
du u love yo gal?i mean rate yo love 4 ha on 10
I luv hr iz wat i knw,u d0nt rate lurv,then u nawt kn0wn da meaning of it if u du,i say i gv ma best ef0rt n luv datx o i n0
Wh z@ chic u were in town wit 2dy
Kundiwelenga heavy?l0l
Y r u so skinny
Ur m0ther wud gv a beta ans 2dat...
Wats ur galfrendz name?
I knw u kn0w miss,
Apart from ur gal,which chick wud u consider dating?
Ma 1st chikk...
3y i wud lyk 2 ask u sumtin buh cn u gus who i am 1st
Jus ask,i d0nt kn0w hu it z,i get s0 many txtx
Du u go 4 clubin'
Yea yea
3y man mwasowatu
Ndilip0,th0 d0nt kn0w hu it iz
Wat is ur crushz name?..gals only
Ryt n0w...im nawt sure..mayb u..;)
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