Noah
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What's your favourite question so far?
you choose
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2988 days ago
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Why are you ignoring the person you're ignoring right now?
they deserve it
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3001 days ago
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What was your first kiss like?
mmm
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3006 days ago
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What is one thing you wish everyone knew about you?
that I'm single and ready to mingle
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What do you envy about the opposite $ex?
b**ty
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3015 days ago
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Are you gonna build an ark? Jk its getting old. ?
so funny I forgot to laugh
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3016 days ago
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Lucca ?
likes to drink luccazade
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3017 days ago
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Miss you Noah x
who doesn't ? jkk
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3018 days ago
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Need an Ark
I Noah a guy ?
attention all readers - find a new joke, Please
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3018 days ago
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Why does everyone ask you about girls?
And and are you a player?
definitely not a player
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3018 days ago
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I really really really really like you
Jk
How old are ya? ❤️
you got me excited there :( - 14
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3018 days ago
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What's stopping you from being the best version of you?
a wall ?
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3019 days ago
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What are you obsessed with right now?
balling
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3024 days ago
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I really like you ?
I love you so I win
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3025 days ago
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Favourite actress?
that's a toughie ay
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3025 days ago
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What do you need to get off your chest?
My hair - quoted by warren Miller
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3029 days ago
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Do you find black girls attractive ?
I find attractive girls attractive
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3030 days ago
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Favourite actor?
will Ferrell - thanks for the question
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3034 days ago
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Favourite movie?
thanks for a question - but make sure somebody hasn't asked it already ?
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What are you most afraid of losing?
my Barney collection ;)
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3035 days ago
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What do you look for in a girl?
I look at a girl, I don't look in a girl
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3036 days ago
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Fav movie?
Kicking and screaming or get hard
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3036 days ago
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Adam Sandler??
He's a real good owe but can't act
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3036 days ago
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please actually ask something dude
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3037 days ago
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who is ur biggest crush
A chick ?
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3038 days ago
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If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?
Noah Laurenz because who doesn't want to be famous ?
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3038 days ago
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Who annoys you at school in your grade?
Interesting question - I have to say Matt Murray takes the win for the power of his flicks ?
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3038 days ago
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Twilight. ?
Whatever that's supposed to mean ??
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3039 days ago
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What are you tired of seeing on social networks?
ads - pretty much
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3042 days ago
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In one word how do you describe yourself?
Sick dalla swak ekse min lakka
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3043 days ago
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Which word do you misspell a lot ?
Duck - I've done it again
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Ever been to Swaziland?
No I have not
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3047 days ago
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Bridge to Terabithia?
Horror movie - not for the kind hearted
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3047 days ago
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What's the worst present you've ever received?
A face cloth
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What's the greatest thing in the world?
The fam
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3049 days ago
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Do you have musical.ly
If you don't. Get it.
Okeh
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3054 days ago
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Be honest, have you ever been rasict?
To my mates yes
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What's the craziest thing you have done?
Knocked out a shark back in '08
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What's the meanest thing that you ex ever done
Not going to supply the answer to this ..
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3054 days ago
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Would you rather be trapped in a cage with 2 tigers or be trapped underwater with a great white shark?
I'd knock them all out so it doesn't matter #karateskilz
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Would you date A girl? Or consider dating ?
Totally confused with this question
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Who's your babygirl atm?
I wish
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Do you enjoy taking ugly selfies?
They are actually good selfies :)
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Weirdest question someone has asked you
Probably something my mate has asked me
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What do you see yourself doing in the next 10 years?
Ask me this question in 10 years
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What's the first thing notice about someone?
Their Body
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What is something very few people know about you?
I have 4 fingers
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3055 days ago
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Would you date a black girl?
Not really
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3055 days ago
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Biggest pet peeves?
people who eat with their mouth open
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3055 days ago
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What's the grossest thing you've ever done?
Don't try expose me now
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3055 days ago
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Caution answer with care! Imagine
Your girl is on her daily cycle of the month what would you do to cheer her up ;)
this is one of those questions that I'm not going to answer
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3055 days ago
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Do you know a fckboy or are you a fckboy be honest ;)
all I know is that I ain't one
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How many girls have you dated
Look I don't want to embarrass anybody here but 325
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Do you Consider a burping contest with a girl is disgusting or would you just say it's tomboyish and she's just trying to have fun and be her everyday self in a crazy way?
Just answer the question
You choose
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Opinions on da b**ty??
b**ty is life
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Best feature of a girl
Sounds pretty cheesy but personality ?
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Would you say you have a type if you do what type
No, not really
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Do you Consider a burbing contest with a girl is disgusting or would you just say it's tomboyish and she's just trying to have fun and be her everyday self in a crazy way?
I think you meant burping ?
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Warning shameless self promo ahead enter with caution ??
Follow me on Instagram ;)
@babybunnybee123
Quite the funny one aren't you ;)
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Would u date an Indian chick
Not really
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3061 days ago
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What do u think of Bavani?
Who ?
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What have you noticed about yourself recently?
That I may have strained my left b*m cheek
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What is your favourite slang word ?
Whatareyatalkinabeet
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3065 days ago
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How do you know Larry
My mates mate
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3065 days ago
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Bavani?❤ Bavaniiii
Well hi there Bavani
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3065 days ago
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Have you ever crushed on someone younger than you ? If so who ?
Have - not willing to reveal their identity ay
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3068 days ago
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How's Kearsney??? melodybuthelezi
Baie goed dankie
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3072 days ago
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How did your "crazy ex" become your "crazy ex"?
Don't have an ex in the first place
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What is your purpose in life?
Apparently to build arks ?
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3076 days ago
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Opinions on opinions
Toppings on pizza
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3076 days ago
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I'd offer you a cigarette but you're already smoking hot . Jk Lol - Miss M
Good one Miss M
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What causes you to stay up late?
Sleep in - vicious cycle
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3086 days ago
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Do rhinos have ball hair ?
Well nobody knows bc if they check they will probably get eaten
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3086 days ago
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Sup Noah who is Mrs van staaden ps I know where u live guess who
Not guessing bc I don't want to reveal your true indentity
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3089 days ago
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What do you want to hate, but can't?
These questions
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Your current bank balance ?
Hehe, probably in the negatives right now
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3093 days ago
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What are you tired of?
Answering these questions :|
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3096 days ago
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Surprise mothertrucker
Humorous
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At what point did you realise you are attractive?
Day 3566
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