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Cant wait for your birthday ;)
Birthday se*
id give you a golden shower
Hahahaha
There's something about you nom ):
Ugh, what?
Instead of making breakfeast in the morning, can I just eat you out?
Breakfast, lunch and dinner. All yours.
What's cracking homebre? ~ anon
Shut up
Text me
Alright secret admirer
Period or no period i would eat your **** out and tickle your clit with my tongue.
You're amazing
Wanna meet up
Let's do it
Im going to kiss you this week ;)
I'll look forward to it ;)
Your beautiful Nom Nom <3
Hehe chu qt
You're a f**gggget nomoooo
Number of f***s given? Naught
your beautiful 438586
Right back at ya baby
which positions u enjoy most?
Sitting down is enjoyable..
who is bringing the double ender?
Meh
me and you 2moro... my house 1pm ?
Oh yeah for sure see you there..
Root me at ur party nom nommmmm
Yeah alright
Oii dat 3way wozz funnay :P
First some I\'ve had haha
i heard in 2007, someone stuck a used condom and a pregnancey test up your as*!! and it came out positive! for H.I.V!! is it also true you have a yeast infection on your left nutt sack!
What the f*** did I just read? All false haha
Why would you write a sookie status about people putting up the Qoohme status then having one ya self the week after :S
I made it a DAY after I wrote that status, I only called everyone a f***** for having one, but let\'s look on the other side, I\'ve got one now so I\'m a f***** :)
do you root on the first date? ;)
You're gonna have to wait and see
are you a virgin
Yeah I am
Who's gonna be that lucky boy for your birthday se* ? ;)
You
spit or swollow ?
Neither, just root
Do you send naked pics ?
Nah, never not even once
id f*** u in the as* hard
Oh my..
You just told me to txt u when i asked u to txt me
If you keep losing my number I won't text you
I want to Nom on some Nom <3
From Dillon haha
Sud <3
Wats your number
I don't have a phone
I wanna eat your as* out
But I don't wanna have no as*
Text me its jimmy kutchel :)
You text me f**
When would you like that kiss;)
I want more than just a kiss
i miss my jumper :(
I think I lost it baby :(
Not cheeky just love dat as*!
Love your face!
Yeaaah but I am anyway. <3
Shut up
Haha yeah I figured, i'm sorry for it all
Nah, don't be sorry! <3
Maybe my name is in the 5th word from the last thing I sent
I knew it was you right from the start
im crazy about you
I am too
Lol no i'm not beautiful, i'm just insanely mad about you and I can't help myself
Maybe you should reveal your name
as* on Facebook is awesome. More please!
Haha! Cheeky
Your as* is better than ash coombes
Good joke mate, her as* is amazing
Okay so i'm kinda really crazy about you and it's weird cause we've never even met. I literally can't get you out of my mind, you're just incredible.
You're beautiful
do you like giving head?
No, putrid
Best drunkkk ive ever met hahaha your just too funny and cute as ferkkkkkk !
Lol, no. But you're sweet :)
Hidden forest is fuken shi*, lol don't go
Hahaha! I'm with you on this one! Ily
Ohh im starten babe ;)
Just kiss me already
Nice name love.
Thanks baby
ermagerd nermi kerlemern
f*** you, Jayden Connell
Nah its you babe ;)
Don't start with me ;)
fk u bird LOLOL
Hahahaha I love you so much
Lick my as*hole
No, it's too hairy
Hahaha your se*y ;)
That's you!
Didn't you give Sam maddern head?
That would be the last thing I'd do
84? Haha f***
I'm only joking Dic*head -_-
How many guys you rooted
1
You were so f***ed last night hahahah so cute
Mmmm, terrible
Jimmy kutchel
Not a bad fella
What do you think of that jimmy kid
I know a lot of Jimmy's, unfortunately..
Romanians are se*y ;)
Josh Mirauta is se*y
Uuugh Naomi I kinda love you
Well I know I love you
Oh nom you make me f***en laugh :))
Ily
I wanted you :( but you didn't want me
I\'m a *****
Youuuu are wonderful, we have such fun conversations and you're just a sweetheart. You're a hoe, I love ya
I try my best to entertain ;)
How many different peoples willys have you had inside you?
Not many, not too many
Will you go out with me? <3
Yeah baby
Josh mirata is Romanian too lol
Hahaha I know LOL
I LOVE YOU NOM
I love you too
Ha ha, yeah Romania, yeah it's a sick name ey,
Romnom, aww. I'm half breed, LOL half rom and hun
Whats up romnom
ROMNOM?! Omg, that's a sick name!
Who doesn't like t*** I love t***
Two balls of fat, needs to gtfo
Did you know you are the most gorgous girl going around ?
Wow, love these compliments flying around
I want to be the one that makes you happy
Reveal your name through inbox
Are you into girls?
I don\'t like t***, so no
You and dolly are suppose to be nice christian girls, but nah you just go clubbing get drunk and root some one you don't even know...
You obviously don't even know how to have fun then
I actually love everything about you
Just marry me
I think you should grow up and stop making statuses on Facebook that depict you being an idiot. "dads going to kick me out", wow! congratulations... trying to sound all hardcore and rebellious on facey
I do not even give a f*** about that, it was once. Now go do something else.
I honestly love everything about you
Right back at ya!
Hey nom, just wanted to say that you're an awesome person :)
Would be nice to see you actually do something a bit more worthwhile with your life though.
<3
Thank you! And enlighten me :)
lilnom think of a number plate for me
I will do that for you, anon
Your so pretty!
Awwwwh :')
Are you a slu*?
What kind of question is that?
I actually <3 how wise you are hahaha
LOL far from it!
how many times have you f***ed?
I'm not some loser who would keep count..
like a good f***?
Who doesnt?
oh c'mon didn't that make it obvious enough.
who the f*** else calls you gnome?
A lot of people actually
Well guess what Gnome, maybe i'm making all this shi* up just to get you mad :)
hehehe dat gnome <3
Mmmmmm
Well shi*.. i'm just being honest :/
It's not like i'm going into full detail mate.
i can, i can even tell you what i was thinking as i was fingering you hahaha if you like ;)
Shut up, I wouldn't do anything with a guy who talked so much like you do
f***en oath you like me.
we have touched each other before!
:D
i never got to lick your fanny though.
i wanna.
it feels like a good one
Jesusssssss, completely disturbing.
You said it first nom.
sit on my face!
I like you demanding ;)
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