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Is it true that whenever you are home you make your siblings to bring you breakfast in bed or else you keep the tv remote control?
ha..can't say oredy
was Genesis 1 vs 1 the 1st verse you memorisd??
suprisingly no..t was miyambo 1 vs 10
If you were a chance to choose anything in life, what would you choose?
:) Christ wud do
Quelle est la voie la plus rapide pour arriver à Polytéch?
ngati mukutinena osangoti uza bwino bwino bwanji..nanga mpaka kutelo?lol
Have you ever peeped on someone's exam answer sheet?
Dat paper came 2 wea my eye's wea lukng...
Eti ka demo ka last time kaja unakapezeka ukudutsa chikwangwani chakuti "Welcome to Lilongwe City" kuli kuthawa wapansi kumeneko? lol
Hahahaha!..kakakakaka...lolest!...iiisaaah!
What do you mean nthawi yakusadziwa? Is kufronta bad?
Kuflanta z bad..kumatha ndalama.umapezeka ikamati 10:00pm,njala..being 4cd 2 buy dziphimba.lol
Eti iweyo umapezeka pa rum pokha..ngat wachoka ndiku church o klas?
Panopa location of munthu ikumakhala classified information.lol.nde ain't spillng.
Kodi tsitsi lako ndilalitali? Kapena ? Fukwa umakonda kuyika weave nde sitisiyanitsa.. Tandiuze?
Well,ine tsitsi ndimomwe muionelamu..ndilalitali ndithu.
Eti ulimwana kut akujambule chithunzi ankachita kuku khwilitsila biscuit, nde ukamathamangira bisketiyo mpamene amakukhethemula?
Hahahaha! Ndinabadwa ntaphoza kale..kikiki
Eti uli yearo umafronta size kukana?
Hahaha!imene ija timaitcha nthawi yakusadziwa..lol
How do you rate yourself in the kitchen, are you creative and skilled in cooking?
Sintchito yaukhukhi imenene mukufuna kutipanga hire eti?..zapa C.V...
zi ma crackers zija?
Yap..dos.
Did you ever fight wit ur younger sister?
Oh yes!lyk i almost showd ha my ku-fu moves f t weren't 4 mum intervening..anthu opondana ka.
wht is ur favaorite biscuit brand?.(..am sure u'v guessed who this) and please their taste...mwachi architect LOL
Lol!
Fell in luv with "Provita"..
Nw da biscuit,rectangular shaped and da best part z t being whole wheat...nde ukati upake mayonnaise,amayo!usakambe.
#basi,ndayamba kupanga salivate#
Watx ur fav color n y du lov t?
Secretly i lyk "......."
Bt inperson i lyk magenta..
Rizon #1:
it ain't 2 bright.
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Z t tru dat ndiwe ogwidwa?
I cal upon da first witness..fb profile.
Hahaha!koma iwe..wina atha kulira ndithu..lol!chabwino..tizikutengani kokayenda...si bola osamakana..
Alilanji munthuyo.?
Eeh!komano tyming nso..kwex.
Sukubwera pa campus chifukwa chani, zoti takusowa sukuziwa?
Vuto lache ndikabwela pa compass,u'l leave me da rest of da hours ndekha..nde bola kunyumba kuno,got company 24 hrs.lolest.
What's your favorite dish?
:> Chimbale chimenecho sitinakhazikitse
Have you ever been a prefect at secondary school?
Ayi tele..
What do you like most about yourself?
being a WOG
When did you obey John 3:3 or should I say when were you born again?
=D In 2005
Why do you pretend us if you dont like boys?
U want me 2 wat?ndizohodana ndi myamata wina aliyense?
I ain't pretending..principle's hod me dwn.
who is ur bgest inspiration in ur lyf?
Lets say...Julia Morgan
Fil ya man..dem ras dem..bliv selasie z ah king..bt selasie..ah dead..y worship ah dead..while.Jesus liveth 4am eternity to eternity...we naah ga bow..2 dem king..coz we bow..2 King Jesus alone...do fil me godly lady..!na wanda ya dat dat...JAH prez
na fil ya man..in mi country we say "word!"
Who do you admire "secretly"? Kikiki
Koma munatsekulapo oxford dictionary?wekha wati secretly..wat mo z dea 2 say.
Wat message cyan ya giv 2 dem rasta pple?
Ayile man!u kno dea z 1 tru jah ryt...?plus man,dem meat z grt..why b lyk a goat,u fil me man.
Y r u owez smiling?
Jst 2 put t in black 'n' white..u don't kno wat pipo may b going thru,so dey may nid dat smile 'n' treasure t.
#thru research#
is it true that u hate facebook, but u keep on login in bcoz u r addicted?
Kikiki!
aasah!wea r dem hidden cameras?lol
Kodi mutiwuza zotani pa mphekesela zikumvekazi kuti mudzayambitsa mpingo wanu mukangomaliza sukulu?
Mwachita bwino kufunsa...tsano mumanvetselabe zam'maboma?simudziwa nzamaboza..
Have u ever sleep walk or find ya self screamin @ nyt?
Kikiki..iwe!iwe!
Ayi ndithu
z it tru dat u hav a couzn at poly
Yap!infact,so true..
Any regrets?
Lets c...ummm!yap..thea zea bt zakale zapita :D
koma why r u called a mate..by bishop and u also do lykwise?jst askin....lol
Hehehe!unationapo pa dance floor?well,dats wea mate comes frm..dance mate amwene.
How many guys hve u dated b4?
Who'z counting?kikiki..
Anyhu,poti u wanna kno..1 guy.
If Bingu would die today, would you celebrate?
Shade crocodile tears..yah i wud.
Celebrate..ayi tele,ain't dat mean.
Why him?
There 2 thngs involvd..him and why?if ts why,am safe..if ts him?awa,nkumanya cha.
Were you old enough in Kamuzu era to listen to sewero la John Chilembwe?
Old enough?nah..u mean t wz PG rated?
what genre of music do u lyk? Hiphop?
I ges ndiwe unangofusa wat muzik i lyk?kikiki..i lyk r 'n' b,soft rock and dancehall.
If u had an addiction, wht wud it b?
i oredy have 1..rice addiction,biscuit addiction..make t 2 addictions.
how tal wud u lik 2b?
Hehehehe!tall enough 2 nt use a stool
Do u lyk poetry?
Lyk?nah..i love poetry
what do u love the most?
Site seeing...ndizina zambiri
what has been the scariest moment in ur lyf so far?
First day @ college
Do u hv a reason 4 having faith in God? If u do hw abt if u run out of rizonz? If u dont, wht wud u say to sme1 who z lukn 4 a rizo?
Eva felt dat peace dat surpasses human understanding?dats my rizon.run out?God neva ceases 2 amaze u,His mercies r new evry morning.
If u woke up one & realised ur stinking rich lyk a billi.. Wht wud u do wi all dat paper?
Well my dear..wud spend t lyk aBilli wo.. ;)
If Kapeni wz falling u wud rush in jst to grab yo zophodela set.. Hw true z tht statement?
Shaks!zophodela zomwe amatopanga k100 ku nsika..ahh!dat wud b a spark of insanity.
Whea do u get yo swagga? Shud we say u pray alot or u bath alot? Justaskn
:) i get on my knees bhnd closed döors.
whatchu yo favourite muzik?
South african muzik...#ngakhale chiyankhulocho sindinva,bt i luv da melodies#
if you had 24 hours to live, how wud u live ur life?
Ulala..den i wud close o my accounts and live jst lyk any othr day..smiling,making pipo laugh chimozi mozi. :)
U luk cheerful enough bt I knw evrybdy hs sme burnin issues on their heart n so w@ is Urz? (U said I cn ax)
Being a first born..gosh,da pressure..
what is wit ladies wit looks?
We ko t "image"..bukhu loyela limati,man luks on da outside appearance..God luks at da heart.
Do you wanna grow old and wrinkled?
Grow old..yes.wrinkles..waku plastic surgery.
W@ intimidates U?
Clumped spaces..uuuhh!dey drive me nuts.
Do u partake in druz by any chance?
If am nt puttng on big earrings..why nt?tidruze basi
Wat hapnd 2 girls wearing dresses?lol
Hahah..sionse ma dilesi amawakhala...figure man.
what r the 3 thngs u cnt live without?
Jesus Christ,
a pencil,
and
family<dat includes friends>.
#food,can do without..ma fasting kathithi#
Do u play soccer?
Nah!bt playd t once wen i wz mu foromu 4.
Would u b willing to exchange yo kidnapped frend wit a meal coupon?
Kikiki..zonditchela basi..bola 4 cash,wat happnd 2 kidnaprz asking 4 a ransom of 1 million dollars?
R u shy?
Sweet Honest Young..absolutely.
What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
Dat ndine mzungu
o'memo, munasiya kuliza nkonono?
Depends wea am at..ngati anthu akumeneko amaliza nkonono,nane ndizimenya remix yanga.u kno,wen in Rome do wat da Romans do.
Describe yourself in 3 words?
Crazy..
Of few words..
Oh,did i mention crazy..
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