Oli M
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What do you hate about yourself ?
Most things.
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A super power you wished you had and why ?
Everything Hancock has
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What do you spend your money on the most ?
Games
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Who told you they loved you last
no one
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A body part you think you could do without ?
Does body hair count?
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What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
Become a hoe
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What's your favourite word or phrase ?
'**** off'...Off you shall ****, if you will. Multipurpose, and it gets the point across. I guess I admire it so much because everybody feels what it means, yet nobody can write it down.
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What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
How to take a joke.
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What does your perfect day look like?
Cake, money, *****es
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What are you allergic to?
Nothing because I'm da invincible
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What has wasted your time the most this year ?
Sleep
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Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
Obama because everyone will be looking for him. Give it a matter of days and we'll be found. Unless they have the same competency as when they were looking for Bin Laden. If they do, then I'm ****ed.
Who would you take a bullet for?
Like in the arm? Like, mostly anyone. Doesn't matter if we have a mutual hate either. The way I see it, they'll be owing me a lot of cake. And cake is good.
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What do you miss about your childhood?
Not having to analyse my emotions to figure out if they're real or not
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How do you want to end 2014 ?
Playing video games
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What is your biggest fear?
That i'll wake up one day and be normal.
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What does your perfect day look like?
One where I'm sleeping.
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What are you addicted to?
Feeling bad for myself. It's quite unhealthy tbh
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What is your bank balance ?
Enough to make it hail at the club
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How long do you want to live?
Longer than a Galapagos Turtle. Those fu.ckers are OG
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Your Dream Job?
No idea. p*rn is always an option.
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What do you love the most?
Apart from myself, pizza.
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Best song you've heard this week ?
Anything josh hasn't tried rapping
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What would you suggest everyone try ?
I've heard that jelqing helps gain that extra inch, so for all the unlucky blokes out there. Have at it.
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What is your ringtone?
Your mum screaming as I cleft her in twain with my D.
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Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
Probably not. I'd call an ambulance and if I REALLY had to, then I would do the chest compressions part of CPR. I wouldn't want HIV or Hepatitis or some ****; not saying that all homeless people do, but there's a high chance that's the case. Also there's the Good Samaritan law which says that you don't have to help someone in public if there's a danger to you. So....GG
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What’s a common misconception people have about you?
That I'm funny, when in reality I'm just a cvnt and people think I'm joking. Also, that I'm a cvnt, but in reality I just speak the truth, and people hate that. Possibly because they're too afraid to speak it as well, or because they can't accept it. Either way, not my problem.
If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
The entity we refer to as God doesn't exist as a physical entity. Rather, it is a fairytale that we entice ourselves with as children. If God did exist however, I would ask him why the male G-spot was in the ***hole. Also, I would ask if he was annoyed that although he hates gays, he can't stop making them.
Who are you dating?
No one at this point in time (11:11 pm 06/09/14) On second thoughts, do my hands count?