Aaron Titford
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Are you happy with your life at the moment
Yes
What did you do this weekend
Saw my girl
What do you like about Claire
Absolutely everything. She is perfect <3
Who makes you happy?
Claire
Yes, have you?
oh my, who?
Have you ever inserted your erected p**** into a females v*****
Have you?
How the **** do you pull such hot *****es?
Wot?
When you going to start your 120 hours of driving?
I have no idea..
WELL THEN MERRY FKN BOXING DAY
YAY
I bought these gifts for you they're up in my b*m
Yumm
Merry Christmas you beautiful boy!
Merry Christmas you beautiful girl Clairey ❤️ Except it's officially Boxing Day.. Sorry
Thoughts on Jacob Reinders, Jesse Watts and Daniel Marshall. (this is not Jacob Reinders) ;)
They're all *exy :*
What's your favorite Sport?
AFL & Cricket
Stop bein a f**et
No promises.
What are your thoughts on HSD?
Havent played em yet, annoyed that they pulled out of the turf game though. :/
you actually have a girlfriend now :o
I actually do
Claire loves you
I love Claire
No like what jobbb or uni
Uni. but idk
What do you want to do when you finish school?
You
I think you and Claire will make cute babies
Oh my
I think you like Claire
Wrong. I love Claire. :)
I think Claire likes you
I think so too
I think I like you
That's cute, but i dont think claire will like that.
How did you ask Claire out?
Cuties :')
Inbox me, I might tell ya.
Wanna see my secret freckle ;)
Depends, where is this secret freckle?
WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT
yum
How are you today sir
I am glorious. How are you sir/madam
You're lucky to have her
I know omg
"lol m8 r u lyk in a ful relashenship wif claire now? rly? r u rly? hey aaron bro r u rly? bro do u like claire bro? rly?" - Aaron Titfords Qoohme, 5/12/13 Skankyhoe
Very accurate.
Claire's mine
Please explain how.
Are you and her like full on in a relationship now
Yessssss
Are you and claire actually dating now?
Yes :) Why?
I love Claire too
Everyone should love Claire. She's amazing.
Do you like Claire
I love Claire.
If a bubble was full of egg gas and would stink out the neighbour hood, would you try and keep it from popping?
no would you?
So you and Claire? ;)
So, me and Claire. ;)
What's your favorite food that's not junk food?
Parma.
Society or individual?
ᵀᶦᶰʸ ᶠᵒᶰᵗ
You're hot
CHEERS BIG EARS
What will you be getting your favorite parent for Christmas?
Coal.
What do you think of The Walking Dead?
Great show. Can't wait for it to come back February
You're an ***hole and I hate you
Thats not very nice!
Don't you think that too
I dont know!
Because the way you are around each other, it's adorable
Thats cute that you think that!
I think you and Claire would be cute together
Tell me what makes you think that?
What do you think of Claire
Claire is honestly the most amazing girl. she's so strong and she's so brave. She deserves the best in life. I love her.
What would you do this year If you had no fear ?
I dont know how to answer.
What do you think people think of you?
Dont know, dont really care.
CAN YOU POP MY PIMPLE FOR ME
Probably not..
What are you doing this weekend
Cricket Saturday then I guess a lazy day sunday
You kissed a girl today!
when? Who? Why? How?
The thing you want the most this Xmas?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Who'd make a cute couple man
KARLI AND JESSE. Campbell and Jess. and whoever else wants to be together
People who should go out?
People who like each other, for example Jess & Campbell
If you were a gorilla with 7 fingers, how would you eat your bananas?
With all of them
What's with you and Claire
What do you mean?
How are you?
I am tired, how are you?
What do you like about yourself?
Not a lot.. eh.
What would you do if you farted during a class test?
sniff it
Who knows you better than your parents?
Claire.
why was your day amazing
Cause I caught a Yveltal :')
how was your day
lol amazing..
do u like it up the poop shoot
Never tried, never will. sorry :*
I hope your having fun :)
with what?
I WENT TO THE TOILET AND MY POOP WAS GREEN WHAT DO I DO
I would suggest going to the doctor
iPhone's are ****
Nah theyre good
I hate you
thats mean, you probably dont know me well
I'm having a bad day, cheer me up
You're beautiful, inbox the person who makes you happy!
Why is your best friend the most important, surely there's something else!
What else is there?
I need to poop
go toilet!
FUNNIEST PERSON YOU KNOW?!
Me.
Who are your friends
You!!!
What's the most important thing to you
My best friend tbh.
Go lick a donkeys butthole you big turd
NO THANK YOU
Fun Fact: you're gay :)
THAT ISNT A FACT!
Does she want to go with you
She asked me, so apparently!
Why would you go with her
She's my best friend, why wouldn't I go with her?
Damn. Who's the lucky girl?
Ha. Claire.
Nope :( go with me pleassseee
Sorry, I'm reserved.
I hope so, have you got anyone to go with yet?
I believe I do have someone to go with. Do youuuu?
Are you doing deb next year?
I am!
Are you?
Hello there
the angel from my nightmare
My as* hurts
Go easy on the an***..
what do you do when you are bored
Pokemon, xbox, talk to people, idk.
Why are you friends with Claire
Because she is the nicest young lass you will ever meet, you should talk to her, shes really nice.
whats your favourite food
chicken Parma. gotta be
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