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Katoomba racitial bigotry does not constitute as racial breaker' says race in the world? Shiv
Yes is race for gold breaker man? Shiv
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What do you want the most right now?
Good friends and genuine happiness.
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Can he ever even Albus ever even though it's gay?? Like how could jk let that happen?
Can people just learn to write properly. Please?
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Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy waddup Pineapple.Juice
Nothing much, kiddoski
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Out of the last 7 questions I've received from actual people, not just *100+* questions, 1 was asking if I s*cked dcks, 4 were written stupidly, and only 2 were real. Owenisalizard
Why are people so stupid?
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What are you looking forward to in 2017?
Holidays... and being in year 9.
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I heard someone was spreading a witness about then! Can you follow down?
I'll try to follow down this person who is spreading witness about then. It is so bad that a person is spreading witness about then.
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What's the stupidest further than you've even been told?
The stupidest further than.... that's a hard question .... mostly cause it's not a fcking question
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Is you gay.
Like my friend said you s*cked dcks for a living but idk if that's true
Bro, I'm 13, even if I was gay (I don't know whether I am or I'm not) I wouldn't be s*cking dcks yet.
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Who do you have a breaker?
Whoever sent me this please rephrase it and resend it to me, it makes no sense...
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What's the dumbest rumour you've ever heard about yourself?
People telling me I was going out with somebody bc I hugged them in primary school. They were so adamant, it didn't matter what I said, people kept trying to tell me I was dating them.
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What's an instant turn off for you?
A mirror
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Don't you ever unlimited yourself!
Are you trying to say limit?
If you are, that's really sweet, thanks:)
If you really mean "unlimited" you need to learn some English bro, bc that doesn't make any sense
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You have unlimited money. What's the first thing you do?
Buy Buckingham Palace
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How did you meet your best friend ?
I don't have a best friend right now, but I've had two in my life.
One: Each of our own best friends, at the time, were away, so we just hung out, then we became best friends.
The other: my first best-friend had moved, so this guy's mum told me that he had to be nice to me, so he did, then he found out he actually kinda tolerated me and we became friends.
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How many tines a month do you $exually pleasure yourself?
1. I don't
2. Tf kinda question this?
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What will your child's name be ?
If he's a boy, he will be called tomato sauce- but we'll call him Tom for short.
If she's a girl, we'll call her barbecue sauce - Barb for short.
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Are you with or against gays
With
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Is your bag ever in the?
How Did you not know my bag is always in the?
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What is the best piece of advice you've ever gotten?
In primary school, somebody once told me to go die, so I'm going to live until I'm at least 100 to spite them.
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What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?
When I was busking, someone walked past and was about to drop a coin into my hat when his Wife stopped him and said "don't! He'll just try to take your money!" So then she took the coin from him; dropped in my hat and walked off stating that "that's how you do it, I'm not going to get MY money taken from me" and then walked back to me, thanking me for helping her husband "learn an important life lesson"
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What are you looking most forward to in 2017?
2016 being over tbh
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Have you ever had a girlfriend (or boyfriend)?
Yes. One. We're friends now though.
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I think I have a crush on you, you're so cute
You need a fcking eye checkup.
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What have you never truly gotten over?
That time I saw my friend who I hadn't seen in months in the shops, and when I waved, they just ran into the dessert aisle and stared intently at an ice/-cream packet for a second or so before I walked away???
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Can I caress your nipples?
Wtf?
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Mikaela said when you hug her you touch her boo*s on purpose
Mikaela isn't even one of the people who I hug. If I did hug her, I wouldn't touch her breasts at all. I wouldn't touch any of my friends' breasts, they mean more to me than just that.
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Is this Owen Poluta?
Uhm? No?
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What makes you happy to be alive?
Death. ??
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You ever coughed up feces?
Wtf?
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Imm typinnn thiss with my scrotum
Good4U
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Btw I wasn't talking about Czigani
Yeah. Got that
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Ice cream or chocolate? Zigstar._
Ice cream
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What's the worst present you've ever received?
My very first bday present - life?
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What have you noticed about yourself recently?
I get annoyed by the dumbest things, then get annoyed at myself bc I get annoyed too easily??
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What is your favourite slang word ?
Slang (shortened language)
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Who do u like
No one at the moment. Why'd you ask?
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What do you like most about me? Zigstar._
Hmm... Your sense of humour
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Thoughts on Ziggy
She's like an undersized leopard spotter
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Hey. How you doing?
I'm doing just fine. I lie I'm dying inside
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What is your greatest regret ?
Meeting you
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What is your greatest regret ?
Being born. On a planet with humans
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How many pairs of shoes do you own?
I don't have feet
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Who did you kiss last ?
I be so lonely