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I have a problem wit yhu, i find it hard 2 confront u, wat should i do?
The titanic was "unsinkable" and got knocked by an iceberg. anonymous your problems can't be that much tougher
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How big is your ****?
(CM's)
Well, depends if its the
Oxford pocket edition or
the A4 size students
edition
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Promise did i ever tell u u crazy? Lol
Hahaha i've lost count.... Yea you did and you have
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Wen u luk at urself in da
mirr0r,wat do u see?
A dude who wants to see
people smiling everyday...
Then i tell him to move
out the way so that i can
see myself
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since i fit all those
qualities wt do u say abt
tht?
U have now qualified for
provincial trials
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Do u knw a gal called Gùúglè shz very fit, yellow and short?
Yeah I knew her. Do i win
a prize??
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WAT WULD U DO F A HIGH SKWL GAL WULD TEL U DAT SHE HAS HOTS 4 U? PLZ REPLY HONEST
Give her Detention
!!!!
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LOL DUDE HOW DO U *** UP WITH THESE ANSWERS
Hahaha i don't know ey, i guess being raised around the block makes me think outside the box{~¿^,}
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Lmfaorontf #dead u killing me Promise?
Uhmm.....eish!! i see a question mark but don't understand!! But if i'm killing you my reply is... I'm clueless like a crime scene with no evidence!!
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What are your future plans? You will be a gr8 natural comedian hey lol
Lol thanks but i'm very original and comedians write materials down....
Moving on, in future i can see my self in a cash flow... Drinking in the streams of Rand Water{~¿^,}
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Do u got feelings 4me?
If i joked whiles holding your hand... THEN THATS A FUNNY FEELING!!!
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1 thing you regret doing?
Uhmm... Not sure. But can tell you dis NEVA EVER GO TO SLEEP MAD!!!
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Would you date a girl with lots of make up?
You can wipe off make-up... YOU CAN'T WIPE OFF CONFIDENCE!!!
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Do you consider your self as a go-getter?
Well i "was" bcoz i went and got it so i'm coming back with it.... Consider me as a COME-BACKER!!{~¿^,}
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Do u watch p*rn?
Facebook is enough p*rn
rnfor me.... Thank you
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Between a light skind girl n dark skind girl who would u date?
Honestly, doesn't matter to me weather she fully reflects or absorbs light... It just happens i'm dating a beautifull yellow bone. Nevadeless wen ESKOM has issues we all look the same AMADLA!!! (^^,)
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Lish_Pro #iCANTDEAL hahaha Qoohe.me was made for you lolz, quick question WATS YOUR FAV MOVIE?
Lol hahaha... Hai!! I'm gonna answer your question quickly
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of Those Who Never Went (it starts where it ended and ends where they started after returning) *wOoO*
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IM GONNA **** U UP WEN I C U!! Talking **** abt my gf butta is yr MaDA FAKA
Lmao haha bring it on Mr Anonymous^^,) i forgot to mention
I
call your gf Panado... She's good
for head + on my phone i saved her name as
Manicure... coz i nailed her
!!{~¿^,}
*can'tSTOPcrackingUP*
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Have you ever given up? And Y
NEVA!! Even if i take a shower i neva throw in the towel.....
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Weirdest place where u'v eva had *ex?
My imagination
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Lark iF i ws 2 tel yuu hu am i, wud u date me???
But i know who you are...
Anony Mous
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Do u miss me?
Uhm.... Thats if yr name is Call because i missed calls(ö,)
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Nigga stay da f*uk away frm my gf (z)(z)
which 1? The one i call butter.... BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY SHE SPREADS {~¿^,}
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W0uld u ever do a 3sum?
If i have a calculator, i cud
even do 5 sums
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I wanna b the next Mrs L!sH<3 ...so wat u say? (hope u know who dis is)
I wanna be Mr Anonymous
2011
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Lol #death by yr replys Haha hw do u kip ur lips so nyc en sweet...
30 minutes of cardio and
a lot of stretching. U gotta
eat ur carbohydrates
swty
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What makes you to stand out?
Fresh air
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R u in a relationxip? If nt cn we take this 2 a more prvt zone
Uhmm date u
Anonymous but anonymously? The perfect zone for us is 20:30pm every monday and wednesday #Zone 14 see you there(ö,)
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Cn we b fwens wt benefits?
You have insurance?
How bout a travelling
allowance?
Those r good benefits
I tell uuuuu
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1thing u can't live without?
Air. Ask Jordin Sparks and
Chris brown
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It was awsum tawking 2 u^_~
Likewise Anonymous {~¿^,}
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Wat typa gurls r u into Mr Pro???
Da crazy fun ones wit *exy
rn smiles. Ur personality has
rn to be a 9/10 to click with
rn me
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Would u rather date a Thinck (has meat) chick Skinny chick
i really aint picky wit size
hey.. Lemme toss a coin.
Heads=THick, tails=skinny
The R5 coin said skinny
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Khrazi 1nce lyk me neh??l0l
Haha I can sense the
madness just from the way
u use ur punctuation Mrs anonymous {~¿^,}
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Haha Gosh u arent serious! Ok then answer this Whats the difference between u and all other funny guys with gr8 personality?
Uhmm i'm not sure but before i came out the socail scene, i was on a learning curve... i sat down analized every single strategy i used.... thats how i've masters the fine art of socializing{~¿^,}
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U are a funny guy ey and
alwayz seem so positive.
Have u eva had or
experienced a weak time
in your life?
There's always gonna be
those times... Hawu im human too, But i think
one can choose how long
they are a part of that
weak time. Its very
difficult to always see the
lighter side of each
situation, but once
learned, u cud laugh at a
pencil falling on a pillow
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Ever met a girl on fb
who just left u lost for
words not neccessarily
by her looks, but her
personality? If so whats
her name?
Ay. There's too many. I've
been lucky enough to
have really cool female
friends on my FB. Its quite
rare for a female to really
make me laugh but there r
those ladies that got me
typing all kinds of freaky
abbreviations and
acronyms like "Lol" "LMAO"
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so prolish..beside craziness
wt do u really look for
in a gurl?be honest
now??
Since her sense of humour
rnhas been excluded, I like
rnsmart girls. She kinda has
rnto b an extrovert in order
rnto get along wit my
rnfriends. She\'s gotta b playfull
r enough to
rnwrestle me on grass but be
rnlady enough to rock a
rnfreakum dress and powder
rnher nose + I love a *exy
rnsmile
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Lish remember u told me Mc Donalds serves pasta n mince now?? [¤_¤]
Yeah. Right next to
McGwinya and McGodu. I
super size that ish. :P
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Whats on your mind right now? Lolz #can wait to laugh out loud#
Chomee singing our
national Anthem. There'd
probably be a dance
routine. Then Arthur will
make it a single. Then
people will be battling
each other at parties with
that move.
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Wts d 1st thing that atrackts in a gal the face or body and if u had 2 date a girl wth 1 of those witch w0d it be?
I'm a face kinda guy. The
body can always b worked
on but a pretty face is
either possessed or looks
possessed
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Would u mind if ur gf.s make frnd supports with money monthly?
If her male friend is an
ABSA fixed deposit with an
8% per annum nominal
interest rate payable
monthly, then i have no
problem with it
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Do u love a gal wearing make up or u prefer her natural?
Very much a natural fan.
Ooooooooooh But
eye-liner just does things
to a brother.
Eg... LuCiA
oOoOoOoO...la..La{~¿^,}
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Are u as funny personally like on facebook?
u get to see my eyebrows
move like this in person
-------->{~¿^,}
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Letz say u going out wit ur gf n her outfit is "so nt on point"wud u let her know or wud u just act lyk u kwl wit it?
probably find a way to be
all jokey about it. No one's
gotta get hurt
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My cultivating fellow buddy ha ha ha (",) i'm exposing my self coz I AIN'T GOT NON TO HATE*FreedomOfSpeech* oh and pls do tag me back #madlove :)
Lol. Didn't see no q in
there Penny. Eish!!! I mean
anonymous
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Whats de craziest thing u've done 2 show a girl u r into her?
Damn.... Amazingly, im very
calm with such hey. Cant
point to anything. I shud
change that. I'mma print
my next interest on a
tshirt and run around
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his h0p music 0r h0use?
Very much a hip hop person.
But give me a commercial
house track and i'll show
you a Kwasa and a half
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How many girlfriends have u had in your life?
Uhm... Yoh! I dont recall ey probably...**somersaults under
a table and counts whiles hiding*
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u knw i like u L!sH not
becoz u gud wit wordz n
charmin but u dnt chnge
hu u r... so tell me how
wuld u react wen a gurl
cries in frnt of u?
Thanks a lot hey (^^,) i'm really a gr8 company to hang with so seeing a girl cry gets to me... Especially if i'm the cause! Eish
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wud u just chill or date
sm1 who dsnt
drink,smoke and who
thinks a great time is
going bungee
jumping,ice-
skating,movies or just
indoors reading a book?
I won't date a girl that smokes. Might be a lil lenient on the drinking part... Adventurous girls rock but sometimes a person just wants to chill indoors, screw the book, watch the movie
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Have u ever broke a girls heart?
Like to say i haven't but yea i have... #not good at all
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A gal who Rocks a tyt as* jean wit heels or a dress n pumps, which1 works 4 u?
The skinny jean and heels. Ah *sLiGhT dROoL* LIKE THEY JUST PAINTED A DENIM DESIGN ON HER LEGS
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No OfFeNcE bUt I sOo hAtE yR fB p.p Itz kinda like a angry blk superman stare
Haha too bad it wasn't zoomed out enough to show my red underwear on top of my jeans(^^,)
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I so wan ur **** babe...wat u say?
But then wat about the
hens? Can't run a chicken
farm without one
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Seems like yr personality is a pot of gold for u, lets say ABSA/FNB/STANDARD BANK had to explain your styl n personality, which1 will it be?
Uhmm.... Thats a VERY hard q ey, for a unique me it will be Witbank Damn......{~¿^,}
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How would you rank me?
Uhmm.... Wen you get off at da taxi rank!!
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wats da 0ne ud neva d0 4 a gurl?
Take a bullet. But trust me,
i'll be the first one on my
phone for the ambulance
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mxm u stingy, u can keep yr lil money. Naht lyk care, Nowanda u neva update yr statz abt money
Lol vele!! thats because money grows on trees and i happen to get the wrong Branch Code
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r u a *****s*cker?
I\'m pretty sure a cat would
rn scratch you if you tried to
rn s*ck its ear
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what makes you cry ??
Onions and cold wind
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Age is just a number?
Yeah and jail is just a room
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Wud u kiss me if I askd nycly? :)
Only if u doing the
twalatza while asking (ö,)
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Hw duz it feel to hv dis mch attention??
I'm just a super insane friendly guy who
happens to be surrounded by friendly
people. Maybe people
r tired of being macked
everyday so its probably
refreshing for them to just
talk to a crazy guy like me {~¿^,}
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Promise I think i'm falling for you ♥♥
Eh!! (Ó_ò) Uhmm.... I DON'T
JUST TRIP ANONYMOUSLY!!!
##watchWERyrHEARTwalks
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...otlapa ka eng? GeEz wa hlanya wena!
Lol. Ka Sunlight shame. Mara u
the hott
one annoymous so i shud b asking u
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u ignore me on fb:( :(
Yoh. I'm sorry. I'm gonna
totally write on ur wall
Anonymous
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Promise Lish Lashaz..~_^ jus by sayin yr name i LOL Haha my 1 tym wish is to see u....so wareng ka kgang eo?
lol. WOW. thanx Mrs Anonymous. I
rnassume u\'re a woman.
rnWho knows, might b*mp
rninto u in the lotto line
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How u feel wen dey Qoome stupid question?
Uhmm... Asking a stupid question is better than making a stupid mistake
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You're super crazy :) lol, just wanted to say that
U're anonymous lol. Just
wanted to say that... Thanx
hey
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Is luv blind?
They all say so but lemme not be "every1" that say its blind,
lemme say "IF THATS THE CASE" it needs to go
to SpecSavers^^,)
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I knw dis is da part whr i gotta ask u a question mara i jus wantd ta say dat i love readin ur Qooh.me answers. Dy so funny lmfao..(G)
Thank you Anonymous. I
do this for the children of
Africa {~¿^,}
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don't u eva think positive?
Lol i do hey:-) especially wen i'm waiting for those test results like STD, PREGNANCY, HIV etc.
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Wud u spend your last cent on me? #BMF style
If you've neva seen me putting moola
in a vuvuzela..... its clear I DON'T HAVE MONEY TO BLOW
!!
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My frnd has a crush on u, shez a 9/10 do u wanna meet her?
Really?? A friend of
anonymous. How
anonymous can a person
get? i'm always one to
meet new people especially anonymous ones^^,). She can
hala anonymously
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Do u prfere a natural hair or weave type of girl.?
A fan of the natural hair
but i do know its quite
tough to find such in S.A.
As long as the weave
doesn't look like it needs
to be reported to the
SPCA, i'm cool
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Why u hating on girls cleavage? Do u eva sit n wonder wat 2say on yr stats?
Nope swty not at all. Only push-up bras do wonders! #GeTit
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Soooo this girl is hott! Hott! BUT HAS THESE FUNKY SMELLY TOES. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
have our dates in the pool
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Have you dated Thandeka?
Uhmm... Like my granny with no teeth #THATS FALSE!!!
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Whats your worse fear? Wat are u sacred of?
A Mandoza collaboration with Adel yho!!
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Are yhu the type of a guy who can hold up a convo even when it falls flat*with a chick that is*
I can hold a conversation
even if i was the only
person in the room
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Wat happd 2 u n Pam??
oh her? (zZ,) *sLePpY* Ah! That fairytale went down like titanic... #Liquid deep
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WHAT TYPE OF GIRL U DNT LYK?
uhm...well i don't like girls that are like a sick character.... #INTERSECTIONS
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Do u drink? if yes wat
Yes. Concentrated Oros
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If we woke up in bed 2gthr(naked) wat r tha first 3 wordz u wud say 2 me?
You look Anonymous {~¿^,}